OOT Pick my signature signoff for 2006 NSFW

[Talk2BigSteve]

Most of 2+2 remembers that I put...

Living, Learning, and Laughing.
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...as my signature for a long time. Some even remember that is was something that my late father taught me. Live each day to the fullest, Learn something new everyday, and Laugh when the day is over.

Most everyone hated it. So I dropped it and went with just...

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...but that is just boring.

So OOT here is your chance to come up with something better that I will use as my signature at the end of all my posts in 2006.

I will take suggestions now until Wednesday night at Midnight.

Then I will create a poll that will end at Midnight December 31st will all the suggestions(minus any that the mods see as completely inapproriate or against 2+2 and OOT rules and standards) that were entered here.
EDIT: You will be allowed to pick 3 choices!

You can be nice or evil, I don't care the choice is yours, and I will be stuck with it for an entire year.

So put your thinking caps on and come up with something as only the minds of OOT can!

I will even be nice and include a hot chick pic for your time...
http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/7534/hotmodel0xd.jpg

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[Tron]

Money, Cash, Hoes,
Big Steve

[diebitter]

"Gunga Galoonga"

or

"boom-Shanka"

or from the master Al Bundy:

"Let's rock!"

[handsome]

THat girl has enormous breasts.

[asofel]

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THat girl has enormous breasts.

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That would be hilarious.

"So I dumped him because he put KETCHUP on his steak!!

That girl has enormous breasts,
Big Steve"

[Talk2BigSteve]

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THat girl has enormous breasts.

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That would be hilarious.

"So I dumped him because he put KETCHUP on his steak!!

That girl has enormous breasts,
Big Steve"

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No it was A1 on a Filet Mignon, IIRC it was El D that said he was going to go put ketchup on a steak.

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[diebitter]

"Inside?"

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THat girl has enormous breasts.

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That would be hilarious.

"So I dumped him because he put KETCHUP on his steak!!

That girl has enormous breasts,
Big Steve"

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No it was A1 on a Filet Mignon, IIRC it was El D that said he was going to go put ketchup on a steak.

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Steve-

Are you still planning on going vegetarian in 2006? If so it should be:

"So I dumped him because he put STEAK on his ketchup!

[Talk2BigSteve]

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THat girl has enormous breasts.

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That would be hilarious.

"So I dumped him because he put KETCHUP on his steak!!

That girl has enormous breasts,
Big Steve"

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No it was A1 on a Filet Mignon, IIRC it was El D that said he was going to go put ketchup on a steak.

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Steve-

Are you still planning on going vegetarian in 2006? If so it should be:

"So I dumped him because he put STEAK on his ketchup!

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The Vegetarian thing is up in the air, due to the fact that I am diabetic, My doctor is gathering some information for me, from a nutritionist on the subject, I have been keeping a journal of what I have have eaten, I have been eating at least 1 Vegetarian meal each day. I go in Thursday to see him and he is going to download my glucose meter, and send that info along with my journal to the nutritionist. So right now, who knows. I hope so...and hey there is no meat in Krispy Kreme Donuts /images/graemlins/grin.gif j/k

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[Blarg]

Steve, you wouldn't throw in a ringer would you? Is that girl tilting her head down to try to hide an adam's apple?

[shant]

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No it was tubesteak smothered in underwear.

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[Los Feliz Slim]

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Steve, you wouldn't throw in a ringer would you? Is that girl tilting her head down to try to hide an adam's apple?

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That was my initial thought. Dude looks like a lady.

[diebitter]

How about a film quote that really suits you. I've come up with:

"You just put your lips together and blow..."

or

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

[Blarg]

"All those buttholes lost in time, like queers in rain."

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[cassette]

I have been diabetic for 18 years. 6 of which I haven't eaten meat. I have been healthier and more energetic ever since the change. I'm not really sure what diabetes and vegetarianism have to do with each other.

[SackUp]

"I'll take the asss end of that"

[Los Feliz Slim]

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I have been diabetic for 18 years. 6 of which I haven't eaten meat. I have been healthier and more energetic ever since the change. I'm not really sure what diabetes and vegetarianism have to do with each other.

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I vote for this one. That would be hilarious.

[tonypaladino]

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I have been diabetic for 18 years. 6 of which I haven't eaten meat. I have been healthier and more energetic ever since the change. I'm not really sure what diabetes and vegetarianism have to do with each other.

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I vote for this one. That would be hilarious.

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seconded

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Steve, you wouldn't throw in a ringer would you? Is that girl tilting her head down to try to hide an adam's apple?

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That was my initial thought. Dude looks like a lady.

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Absolutely not this is legit. I google imaged "hot model" and found her on page 5 bottom left corner. See for yourself. Link (http://images.google.com/images?q=hot+model&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sta rt=80&sa=N)

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[CardSharpCook]

Peace,

John Nichol


(i don't know how he spells his last name.)

[cassette]

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I have been diabetic for 18 years. 6 of which I haven't eaten meat. I have been healthier and more energetic ever since the change. I'm not really sure what diabetes and vegetarianism have to do with each other.

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I vote for this one. That would be hilarious.

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[UncleSalty]

"I'm bigger than you."
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[tonypaladino]

"Eating cock like Tony eats butter"
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SIIMP
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"I promised I was leaving"
-Big Steve

[Brock Landers]

"So much man ass, so little time"

- Big Steve

[Talk2BigSteve]

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"I promised I was leaving"
-Big Steve

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with 2 stars in a 3 day old account you will be gone before I will.

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[Gunny Highway]

Why does Big Steve post hotter chicks than half the straight guys here?

[rusellmj]

What did you do to get a star?




/images/graemlins/cool.gif Big Steve, out.

[TxSteve]

'don't hate me because i'm homosexual'
Big Steve

[Gunny Highway]

"Still smoking..."

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[Blarg]

It's not a star, it's a pucker.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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What did you do to get a star?




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I got the "*" because in my OP I included the hot chick picture without putting NSFW in the Title. Astroglide gave it to me, and since it is my mistake and the rules are clearly posted to include hot chicks with clothes on as well, I 100% in the fairness to all of OOT stand by his decision.

That makes 2 times in OOT I have been censored or banned for real boobs. LOL I love the irony /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[asofel]

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'don't hate me because i'm homosexual'
TxSteve

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[Clarkmeister]

Something without an emoticon.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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'don't hate me because i'm homosexual'
TxSteve

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You all can do better.

Something like...

I taught your girlfriend that thing you like!

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...is better than most of what has been posted.

Come on you have 2 days left before the voting starts!!!

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[diebitter]

"TOKEN"

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

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'don't hate me because i'm homosexual'
TxSteve

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You all can do better.

Something like...

I taught your girlfriend that thing you like!

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...is better than most of what has been posted.

Come on you have 2 days left before the voting starts!!!

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Yeah, I haven't seen that on any t-shirts...

So [censored] gay,
Big Steve

Big, bigger, biggest,
Big Steve

[Jules22]

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"All those buttholes lost in time, like queers in rain."

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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lol, ^5 for blade runner reference, altho i am not used to reading such crudeness from blarg

[Talk2BigSteve]

There is only one day left and so far the results are pitiful for the most part.

Keep them coming.

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[pokerdirty]

8=====D (__*__)

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[JihadOnTheRiver]

From the bottom,
BS

It's not gay if its your dog,
BS

[odellthurman]

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There is only one day left and so far the results are pitiful for the most part.

Keep them coming.

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That is actually a good one - "Keep them coming." You might consider changing the spelling on that last word.

"His passion is a kiss
And I can not resist"

[Shajen]

sigs are for sucks,
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Dying, Forgetting, and Crying.
Big Steve


Some type of Haiku could also be useful.

From Meridian
I bid you farewell for now
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[zephed]

"Putting the pooper on a pedestal"

"You know how I know you're gay?"

"Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?"
-Good Will Hunting

[MyTurn2Raise]

Suck me Beautiful

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Suck me Beautiful

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I like this one, but it needs a bit of a tweak. I submit to you:

"Suck me sideways"

[MonkeeMan]

Reach-arounds By Request Only

I just can't bring myself to say "living, laughing, SIIHP-ing".

[tubalkain]

But if you do figure something out, we'll name the discovery after you like they did for Johnny Flyswatter or Doug Reacharound.

[Talk2BigSteve]

There is only 2hours and 46minutes left according to CST. Last chance.

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[nomadtla]

I'm listening to Steely Dan at work and this variant came to me.

"reelin' in the men"
BS

Or
"Having a gay old time"
BS

[maxpower72]

"Putting from the ruff"

[vulturesrow]

In case you didnt know, Im queer,

Big Steve

[diebitter]

Where's this [censored] poll then?

[pokerdirty]

well, what did you decide?

[Talk2BigSteve]

I am about to put up the poll. I did not do anything yesterday. I have the flu. Most of my time was spent in the bed or the bathroom.

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[diebitter]

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I am about to put up the poll. I did not do anything yesterday. I have the flu. Most of my time was spent in the bed or the bathroom.

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So, glad the flu hasn't affected your life then.

Kidding...take care of yourself, big fellah!