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kipin
12-25-2005, 03:35 AM
Enough of the boring wrapping.
I decided before I started wrapping the gifts for tomorrows "celebration" I'd get a bit drunk to make it more interesting. I must say, this is the best way to go. You end up confusing yourself trying to figure out how to wrap the presents and wasting a ton of paper.
Plus on top of that, none of them look professional and look like they have been wrapped by a 8 year old. This is the way to go!
I'm definitely going to make this a Christmas tradition. I'd suggest trying it this year if you have not wrapped your gifts yet!
Happy Holidays,
kipin
Edit: I keep convincing myself I will use all the extra paper on the next present, but in reality its all going in the trash. AMERICA: [censored] YEAH
Sweet I guess I'll hop on that idea. 11:35 PST and not a single christmas present wrapped yet.
kipin
12-25-2005, 03:37 AM
Yeah almost 3 am eastern and I have 2/7 presents wrapped.
Fun times.
GoblinMason (Craig)
12-25-2005, 03:46 AM
You posted this about 30 minutes after I finished wrapping all my presents... /images/graemlins/frown.gif
kipin
12-25-2005, 03:49 AM
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You posted this about 30 minutes after I finished wrapping all my presents... /images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Sorry dude, maybe you could try unwrapping them alll and rewrapping them!
Fun times will be had, I PROMISE!
Update: I have wrapped 3/7 presents.
kipin
12-25-2005, 04:04 AM
Update: 4/7
Dvd's are gfucking way to easy to wrap while drunk.
Time for something more challenging: a beer stein!
Happy Hanukkah,
kipin
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You posted this about 30 minutes after I finished wrapping all my presents... /images/graemlins/frown.gif
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You posted this about 30 minutes after I started sobering up. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
kipin
12-25-2005, 04:12 AM
Think he'll know I was drunk?
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9192/drunk5jz.jpg
5/7
Andrew Fletcher
12-25-2005, 04:25 AM
All I bought were DVDs, because my family loves movies. I'm not sure which movie is for who.
I am often confused, because I am a Jewish-Quaker.
Oh and I've drank a TON tonight.
kipin
12-25-2005, 04:27 AM
DVDS are [censored] easy to wrap.
Try wrapping some hard [censored] like jewelry and beer steins.
I think i've had like a 1/5th of whisky in the past 2 hours. This is definitely turning into the best night of the year.
daryn
12-25-2005, 04:28 AM
love the life you live good sir
kipin
12-25-2005, 04:31 AM
Hi daryn,
Feliz Navidad!
FESTIVUS,
kipin
Update: 5/7 (slowing donw a bit) (getting tood runk to wapr)
Escape
12-25-2005, 04:38 AM
Hi kipin,
You wrap presents better drunk than I do without booze
Ashamed,
Escape
kipin
12-25-2005, 04:40 AM
DYDE,
I thimnnk I wasnt quite drunk enough when I starterd. I can't do [censored] now. Thas why I am now playing POKRE* ? HAHAH!
NO LONGRE WRAPPPING PREASTANTS
Lazymeatball
12-25-2005, 08:46 AM
the only thing better than wrapping presents while drunk is opening presents while drunk at 9am
kipin
12-25-2005, 01:58 PM
No ***, I love you astroglide /images/graemlins/smile.gif
It is quite amusing to see how drunk I was when I sent that last message.
Merry xmas and a Happy Hanukkah to all.
Edit: My mom did not recognize my hand writing and thought I had a "ghost" wrapper.
wacki
12-25-2005, 02:12 PM
If you are wrapping something up drunk, the only present you should be handing out is a pearl necklace.
vexvelour
12-25-2005, 07:02 PM
This thread made me giggle like an idiot for like 5 minutes.
Nominate for post of the year..
Merry Xmas errbody.
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