PDA

View Full Version : The 12 days of OOTMas

diebitter
12-23-2005, 03:37 AM
"On the 3rd day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me
3 lines of Haiku
2 myspace starters
and no Stella, but a Mercedes"



OK, next lines or rewrites welcome!
whiskeytown
12-23-2005, 03:38 AM
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 roundhouse kicks.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
5 Sup Bro's!!!
kipin
12-23-2005, 03:39 AM
What do roundhouse kicks have to do with OOT?
PokerFink
12-23-2005, 03:41 AM
On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
A bottle of fine whiskey.
ClaytonN
12-23-2005, 03:42 AM
On the 7th day of OOTMas my true love gave to meee
7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
5 SUPPPP BROOOOOS

4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes
istewart
12-23-2005, 03:48 AM
Threads like these really, really, really suck.
ChipWrecked
12-23-2005, 04:22 AM
On the eighth day of OOTmas my true love gave to me,

8 trains a wreckin'

7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
5 SUPPPP BROOOOOS

4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes
TimM
12-23-2005, 04:24 AM
10 Five year olds
9 WTF posts

8 trains a wreckin'

7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
5 SUPPPP BROOOOOS

4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes
Claunchy
12-23-2005, 04:35 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Every thread diebitter starts really, really, really sucks.

[/ QUOTE ]
yellowjack
12-23-2005, 04:35 AM
Someone needs to make an mp3 of them singing this /images/graemlins/smile.gif
daryn
12-23-2005, 04:37 AM
i know one line for sure:

fiiiiiiiiiiiive hot tub guyyyyyyyyyys
[censored]
12-23-2005, 04:53 AM
[ QUOTE ]
i know one line for sure:

fiiiiiiiiiiiive hot tub guyyyyyyyyyys

[/ QUOTE ]

Absolutely
thats makes the song
diebitter
12-23-2005, 08:15 AM
Okay, inspired by the sweet words of istewart and Claunchy for the 12th day, here's a final version:


"On the 12th day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me

12 barstidge haters
11 Five year olds
10 SUP BROs
9 WTF posts
8 trains a wreckin'
7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
FIIIIIIIIIIVE HOT TUB GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!
4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes"
Paluka
12-23-2005, 09:04 AM
[ QUOTE ]
i know one line for sure:

fiiiiiiiiiiiive hot tub guyyyyyyyyyys

[/ QUOTE ]

daryn rescues a thread with pure genius.
mostsmooth
12-23-2005, 12:30 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Threads like these really, really, really suck.

[/ QUOTE ]
most of the threads in oot svck. i think its a requirement.
Vavavoom
12-23-2005, 01:42 PM
[ QUOTE ]
"On the 12th day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me

12 MS Painters
11 Five year olds
10 SUP BROs
9 ORLY Owls
8 trains a wreckin'
7 FYP's
6 bottles of whiskey
FIIIIIIIIIIVE HOT TUB GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!
4 Butter sticks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes"

[/ QUOTE ]
diebitter
12-23-2005, 01:50 PM
[ QUOTE ]
"On the 12th day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me

12 MS Painters
11 Five year olds
10 SUP BROs
9 ORLY Owls
8 trains a wreckin'
7 FYP's
6 bottles of whiskey
FIIIIIIIIIIVE HOT TUB GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!
4 Butter sticks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes"

[/ QUOTE ]

Definitely better. The buttersticks was a gross oversight.