Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

[jaxUp]

wanted to get you
something special for christmas
but you are a whore

[diebitter]

Some Chlamydia?
Could you give her that? The gift
that keeps on giving!

[jaxUp]

we broke up in March
but you'll still get a present
I did not pull out

Reciprocal gift:
You get hit with child support
(You should have pulled out)

To avoid support
Hire hit man for seven bills
Positive EV

[Reef]

So I was thinking
If you wanted your revenge
Have sex with her mom

[jaxUp]

that was the reason
we broke up in the first place
oh well. Sister's next.

Her mom is on rag
Oh well, you know what to do
SIIHP

[Peter666]

I got you a gift
It is a big surprise: AIDS!
Merry Christmas, bitch

Positive EV
But unpleasant variance -
Ass-rape in prison.

[moose47]

Cumming on your face
It will happen again soon
Don't sleep on your back

[PokerFink]

This thread is funny
But I have nothing to add
Involving exes

[Los Feliz Slim]

So much anger here.
Remember Say Anything
and think "Bitches, man."

[jaxUp]

thanks for the naked
pictue you sent me last year
-posted on my blog

[DMBFan23]

you: a one night stand
thought you gave me herpes but
just an ingrown hair

Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward.

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]
Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward.

[/ QUOTE ]

It is my belief
that you should receive one *
for this stupid post

[PokerFink]

pics of girlfriend nude
have to be posted on oot
tagged N.S.F.W.

[smoore]

I thought you loved me
You should rot in hell for this
How does my knife taste?

it is my belief
that you should soon receive a
kick to your bitch ass

Do we still want pics
No matter what she looks like?
I fear for my eyes.

[PokerFink]

Of course we want pics
If they are hot, thats awesome
If not, trainwreck fun

[mantasm]

MEAT MEAT MEAT BONE BONE
MEAT BONE MYSPACE DOT COM MEAT
BONE BONE MEAT BONE MEAT

[wdeadwyler]

I think that you should
Post pics with contact info
We'll stalk her OOT style

[jaxUp]

I'm sorry to say
that OP was just a joke
We're still together

[PokerFink]

But I bet you have
Nude pictures of this girlfriend
Make it up to us

[WackityWhiz]

WTF HAPPENED???
DID YOU EAT THE WHOLE TIME I
WAS AT COLLEGE??? DAMN!!!


http://photos-170.facebook.com/n6/170/n38201610_30151170_2135.jpg

[jaxUp]

not spectacular
and not all that revealing
but it's all you get

2.
if anybody
finds a way to link her here
please don't or I'm fuckd

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/jaxup/sexy005.jpg

3.
the poor quality
I apologize for, but
it's all that I have

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
not spectacular
and not all that revealing
but it's all you get

2.
if anybody
finds a way to link her here
please don't or I'm fuckd

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/jaxup/sexy005.jpg

3.
the poor quality
I apologize for, but
it's all that I have

[/ QUOTE ]

This is quite awesome!
ya lucky bugger! merry
christmas, go do her!

(Edit: now fixed)

This pic makes up for
The fact I can now only
Think in haiku form.*

*This is true. I just found myself thinking, "I wish he would call," and then checking to see if that had 5 syllables... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[jaxUp]

apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[/ QUOTE ]

You are quite correct
I have remedied this fault,
got any more then? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jaxUp]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[/ QUOTE ]

You are quite correct
I have remedied this fault,
got any more then? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

there are some others
remaining on my hard drive
for my eyes only

It's that time of year
Christmas joy is in the air
Hope you die slow hoe

[wdeadwyler]

Christmas is for all
Except for Jewish people
They killed our true lord

You should be spending
Your time convincing jaxUp
To cough up those pics!

[ QUOTE ]
Christmas is for all
Except for Jewish people
They killed our true lord

[/ QUOTE ]

Half Christian half Jew
So I'm somewhat conflicted
Merry Chrismakah!

[jaxUp]

edited because
i realized this haiku
lacked Christmas content

[diebitter]

okay, do doggy
get the snaps with your mobile,
and then post here please.


(PS. This means ALL of you guys)

[PocketJokers72]

I never again
shall invade her pooper, nor
her mangled meat flaps

[Gunny Highway]

[ QUOTE ]
it's all that I have

[/ QUOTE ]

It's entitled sexy005.jpg
There are at least four more pics.
You are a liar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[PocketJokers72]

I am surprised Dex
has not composed a Haiku
referring to warts

[PocketJokers72]

[ QUOTE ]
I am surprised Dex
has not composed a Haiku
referring to warts

[/ QUOTE ]

And now I am stuck
with Haiku driven madness
invading my brain

Why did you leave me
Could have been special, but you
are one crazy bitch!

ScottieK

I hate you so much
And fvked your sister at lunch
We still on for brunch???

[PokerFink]

Dear O.P. JaxUp
OOT thanks you for the one pic
But we know theres more

[Shajen]

ok, fine, I'll take a shot:

You called me late
talking about make up sex
bitch why you trippin?

[MrWookie47]

Wherefore no mention
of Evan before our tryst?
Go back to him, [censored].

[RiverTheNuts]

What did you say bitch?
Have feelings for someone else?
Peace, fuucking was fun
http://stupid-boy.com/uploads/1131329298/gallery_1753_1_35716.jpg