Film Buffs Only: Identify the quote

[diebitter]

Okay, the game is, you name the film the quote is from, and then give your quote for the next person.

Here goes:

"John Wayne was a F*g."

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"John Wayne was a F*g."

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Fried Green Tomatoes.

How bout: "Cant. I'm an old man."

[4_2_it]

Robin Williams to Nathan Lane in "The Birdcage".


"She's gone from suck to blow."

[mrkilla]

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"She's gone from suck to blow."

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Space Balls, Sandurz to Dark Helmet
Ok Mine


"ITs what people know about them selves that makes them afraid"

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Okay, the game is, you name the film the quote is from, and then give your quote for the next person.

Here goes:

"John Wayne was a F*g."

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Easy - Repo Man

"Lets go do some crimes!
Yea, let get sushi and not pay!"

[mrkilla]

damn beat me to it, i was liek wait thats not from... before i asnwered it lol

[Duke]

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Okay, the game is, you name the film the quote is from, and then give your quote for the next person.

Here goes:

"John Wayne was a F*g."

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I think this was used in more than one movie.

~D

[diebitter]

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Okay, the game is, you name the film the quote is from, and then give your quote for the next person.

Here goes:

"John Wayne was a F*g."

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Easy - Repo Man

"Lets go do some crimes!
Yea, let get sushi and not pay!"

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It was Repo Man, and your quote was Repo Man!?!
(EDIT: Yeah, my bad, it didn't click the John Wayne thing was used elsewhere)

Anyway, next quote, cos I guessed Repo Man:

"Shitter's full!"

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Okay, the game is, you name the film the quote is from, and then give your quote for the next person.

Here goes:

"John Wayne was a F*g."

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Easy - Repo Man

"Lets go do some crimes!
Yea, let get sushi and not pay!"

[/ QUOTE ]

It was Repo Man, and your quote was Repo Man!?!


Anyway, next quote, cos I guessed Repo Man:

"Shitter's full!"

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Yea kinda a Drrr moment for me

Christmas Vacation

This will be a hard one:
"Let's go get Dom"

[diebitter]

The trouble with real tricky ones is they stop the thread dead, so easier plz. Anyway, give us a clue for this one, at least.

[Tom1975]

Fandango

[Blarg]

I've got one -- Que sera, sera.

"Mother is the name for god on the hearts and lips of all children"

The Crow

"Gimme de cash!"

(Plenty of answers to this one, but I have a favorite)

Fifth Element

"Two men enter, one man leaves"

[diebitter]

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Fifth Element

"Two men enter, one man leaves"

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Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

Big Trouble in Little China

"DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[samjjones]

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Big Trouble in Little China

"DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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Rocky IV.

"We move. Five meter spread. No sound."

[MasterShakes]

"I want... [dramatic pause]... Australia."

wow, that was awful. Obviously "They Live" My bad

[mrkilla]

Movie: They Live


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Predator

"So you can bust the mothafucka that's bustin your trace!"

[diebitter]

"We move. Five meter spread. No sound."
-- predator

"I want... [dramatic pause]... Australia."
-- superman 2

"I've been with many races..."

oh sorry, got confused....

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

[DrCool]

"I want... [dramatic pause]... Australia."

Superman II

"Back home, they put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they give me awards."

[MasterShakes]

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Movie: They Live


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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Airplane!

[Chaostracize]

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"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

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Isn't this also from Duke Nukem 3D? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[MasterShakes]

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"I want... [dramatic pause]... Australia."

Superman II

"Back home, they put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they give me awards."

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Casino

[diebitter]

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"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

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Isn't this also from Duke Nukem 3D? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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I think it was. DN3D copied it. It's also got Ash quotes from Evil Dead series too, IIRR.

Errr, where were we? Ahh, yes...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...."

[ClassicBob]

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Predator

"So you can bust the mothafucka that's bustin your trace!"

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The Big Hit

"Magic...Whole Lotta Magic..."

[danzasmack]

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Fifth Element

"Two men enter, one man leaves"

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Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

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This was NOT from big trouble in little china. It was from some movie Roddy Roddy Piper was the star of. I would correct that quote but last time i did that i was called a nit.

[samjjones]

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Fifth Element

"Two men enter, one man leaves"

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Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

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This was NOT from big trouble in little china. It was from some movie Roddy Roddy Piper was the star of. I would correct that quote but last time i did that i was called a nit.

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The exact quote from "They Live!" is:

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum."

[danzasmack]

Thanks, now I won't get called a nit.

As for a quote:

"JERK ALERT! It's..."

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Fifth Element

"Two men enter, one man leaves"

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Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

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This was NOT from big trouble in little china. It was from some movie Roddy Roddy Piper was the star of. I would correct that quote but last time i did that i was called a nit.

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The exact quote from "They Live!" is:

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum."

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I said I was sorry!

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Thanks, now I won't get called a nit.

As for a quote:

"JERK ALERT! It's..."

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Goonies

"Don't mess with me dude, 'cause I can walk on water, eat bullets, and s%#$ ice cream."

ScottieK

[Blarg]

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"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

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Isn't this also from Duke Nukem 3D? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Yup. He's the prototype for Ash's wisecracking in Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness.

[Blarg]

No one has gotten my Que sera, sera yet. I came here to kick film nuts and chew bubble gum, but I'm all outta film nuts.

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No one has gotten my Que sera, sera yet. I came here to kick film nuts and chew bubble gum, but I'm all outta film nuts.

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The Man Who Knew Too Much. (hoping that's the right one)

ScottieK

[Blarg]

Yup, second one, the remake.

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Yup, second one, the remake.

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Vague remembrance from drama class in high school...we got blitzed by Hitchcock movies for two or three weeks. Birds still freak me out =)

ScottieK

[Blarg]

Heh.

Nobody who ever saw The Man Who Knew Too Much remake will ever forget Doris Day singing that damn song over and over in it... got pretty groan-worthy.

I remember the moment, just was shaky on the title. I don't think the Hitchcock marathon was as effective as our director wanted because we could only watch 45 minutes at a time.

No one's tackled my quote yet? Hint: Paul Winfield speaks the line.

ScottieK

Is that Terminator?

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Is that Terminator?

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Nope. I'd be pleasantly surprised if someone ID's the movie. If I don't get a right answer in about twenty minutes, I'll throw an easier one up there.

ScottieK

superman 2

[pryor15]

i'm at my parent's house dealing w/ dial-up, so i haven't read the whole thread

but i'll add this one

"I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only."

[ChipWrecked]

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"I am here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum!"

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Isn't this also from Duke Nukem 3D? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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I think it was. DN3D copied it. It's also got Ash quotes from Evil Dead series too, IIRR.

Errr, where were we? Ahh, yes...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...."

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Blade Runner, damn. That quote is used in this forum all the time.

"I ain't seen a beatin' like that since somebody shoved a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose."

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superman 2

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Nope. All right, here it is. Big Shots, starring Darius McCrary and Ricky Busker. Fun, but entirely forgettable.

New one, definitely easier

"How do you know a Frenchman's been in your backyard?"

ScottieK

[ChipWrecked]

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i'm at my parent's house dealing w/ dial-up, so i haven't read the whole thread

but i'll add this one

"I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only."

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Smokey and the Bandit.

Response from Sally Field: Take your hat off.

[Skipbidder]

Big Shots.

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

[jojobinks]

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Big Shots.

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

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best in show.

"they was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

[ChipWrecked]

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Big Shots.

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

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best in show.

"they was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

"Give me a ping, Presilli (sp?). One ping only, please."

Heres a great one lets see who knows it

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

[MonkeeMan]

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Heres a great one lets see who knows it

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

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I've not seen the movie but that must be "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

So, "I gots to know."

[offTopic]

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So, "I gots to know."

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Dirty Harry


"You put two holes in me...I owe you."

[NutCrackerr]

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."



"Put that gun away, Ernie! Befor you shoot somebody!"



"Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!"

[Shajen]

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"Give me a ping, Presilli (sp?). One ping only, please."

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Uh....Crimson Tide?

[offTopic]

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"Give me a ping, Presilli (sp?). One ping only, please."

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Uh....Crimson Tide?

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It's The Hunt For Red October, and it's "Vasily".

[Blarg]

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superman 2

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Nope. All right, here it is. Big Shots, starring Darius McCrary and Ricky Busker. Fun, but entirely forgettable.

New one, definitely easier

"How do you know a Frenchman's been in your backyard?"

ScottieK

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I've never even heard of the movie or either of the stars.

[BarronVangorToth]

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"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."



"Put that gun away, Ernie! Befor you shoot somebody!"



"Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!"

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True Romance.

Return of the Living Dead.

Resevoir Dogs.



"I need to go home." ... "You are home."

(Actually from a good movie, unlike your quote #2.)

Barron Vangor Toth
BarronVangorToth.com

[Conspir8or]

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"Give me a ping, Vassily. One ping only, please."

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The Hunt for Red October

"[name], what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

[Blarg]

That was just quoted as from Conan the Barbarian last week. Original from Genghis Khan.

[slamdunkpro]

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"Give me a ping, Presilli (sp?). One ping only, please."

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Hunt for Red October

"So each man has to lie in the other man's stink!"

[PoBoy321]

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"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."



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Not sure about the other two, but isn't this one from Alien vs. Predator (or maybe it's just a common line).

Anyway, here's mine (it might be a little off, but it's close):

Some girls, like my friends, would've been out of there the second their boyfriend told them to hide a gun, but not me. I liked it. I've gotta admit, it kinda turned me on.

[Blarg]

Goodfellas.

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superman 2

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Nope. All right, here it is. Big Shots, starring Darius McCrary and Ricky Busker. Fun, but entirely forgettable.

New one, definitely easier

"How do you know a Frenchman's been in your backyard?"

ScottieK

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I've never even heard of the movie or either of the stars.

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Darius was on Family Matters, sure he's done some other obscure work. Ricky Busker's off the radar. I just love the line from Paul Winfield though.

Congrats to who got it!

Haven't seen the answer to my other quote though.

ScottieK

[diebitter]

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superman 2

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Nope. All right, here it is. Big Shots, starring Darius McCrary and Ricky Busker. Fun, but entirely forgettable.

New one, definitely easier

"How do you know a Frenchman's been in your backyard?"

ScottieK

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I've never even heard of the movie or either of the stars.

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Darius was on Family Matters, sure he's done some other obscure work. Ricky Busker's off the radar. I just love the line from Paul Winfield though.

Congrats to who got it!

Haven't seen the answer to my other quote though.

ScottieK

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Stand By Me


"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

[phx]

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."


shawshank redemption

[jeffraider]

"Yes well that's very cute but you're running this office like a bunch of bullsh*t."

(sorry had to circumvent the swear filter a bit to make the quote work)

[Blarg]

Dodeskaden!

Who can guess what film that's from?

[MikeSmith]

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Thanks, now I won't get called a nit.

As for a quote:

"JERK ALERT! It's..."

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Goonies


Quote: Is that Peter F*$&(ing Frampton?

Almost Famous.

[Rotating Rabbit]

high fidelity

quote:

"if its between you and some poor bastard you're about to turn into a widow, brother, you are going down"

Heat

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

[slickpoppa]

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Heat

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Mine:
"Blue Horseshoe loves Anacot Steel."

[WillMagic]

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Heat

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

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The good, the bad, and the ugly.

"You think I go into combat with loose change in my pocket? "

Will

[henrikrh]

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Heat

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

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The good, the bad, and the ugly.

"You think I go into combat with loose change in my pocket? "

Will

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That would be Dr. Strangelove, great flick

....next one....

"how excactly does one suck a f-ck?"

[Uston]

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Heat

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

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The good, the bad, and the ugly.

"You think I go into combat with loose change in my pocket? "

Will

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That would be Dr. Strangelove, great flick

....next one....

"how excactly does one suck a f-ck?"

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Donnie Darko, and the unanswered one from a few posts up is Wall Street.

"Make the best of what we offer you, and you will suffer less than you deserve."

[Hamish McBagpipe]

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"Make the best of what we offer you, and you will suffer less than you deserve."

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Papillon

"My God, I just beat a man senseless with a strawberry!"

[diebitter]

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"My God, I just beat a man senseless with a strawberry!"

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Sleeper (I think?)

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

[jcmack13]

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"Yes well that's very cute but you're running this office like a bunch of bullsh*t."

(sorry had to circumvent the swear filter a bit to make the quote work)

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Glengarry Glen Ross.

[TripleH68]

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"My God, I just beat a man senseless with a strawberry!"

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Sleeper (I think?)

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

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That's not my dog.
The Pink Panther.

"I'm having a really good day."
"You could be walking around lucky and not even know it."

[lastsamurai]

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"My God, I just beat a man senseless with a strawberry!"

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Sleeper (I think?)

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

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That's not my dog.
The Pink Panther.

"I'm having a really good day."
"You could be walking around lucky and not even know it."

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let it ride.

"Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos.

[ChipWrecked]

That sounds like The Jerk.

"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure. Are we black?"
"Yes."
"Then we're awake. But very confused."

[diebitter]

blazing saddles

'There can be only one!'

[ChipWrecked]

Highlander.

"What about our relationship?"
"What?"
"What*about*our*relationship?"
"[censored] that."
"You [censored]! I'm glad I tortured you!"

(that one's for you, diebitter /images/graemlins/wink.gif)

[fluxrad]

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'There can be only one!'

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Highlander.

"I can't swim."
"Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."

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"I can't swim."
"Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Here's a classic:

"Vegas, baby... Vegas...."

[diebitter]

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Highlander.

"What about our relationship?"
"What?"
"What*about*our*relationship?"
"[censored] that."
"You [censored]! I'm glad I tortured you!"

(that one's for you, diebitter /images/graemlins/wink.gif)

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repo man!

"dignity, always dignity!"

[jeffraider]

[ QUOTE ]
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"I can't swim."
"Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Here's a classic:

"Vegas, baby... Vegas...."

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Swingers.

"Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later."

[craig r]

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"I can't swim."
"Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Here's a classic:

"Vegas, baby... Vegas...."

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Swingers

"Pabst Blue Ribbon Motherfuker"

craig

[shaniac]

[ QUOTE ]
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"I can't swim."
"Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Here's a classic:

"Vegas, baby... Vegas...."

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Swingers

"Pabst Blue Ribbon Motherfuker"

craig

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Blue Velvet

"I wrote a hit play and directed it."

[craig r]

Rushmore (that is the first thing that came to mind..if i am wrong ignore my next quote).

"I always wondered what a cupboard full of pudding looks like"

craig

[K-mac]

"You know what boys? Why don't you just let me take care of it. You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud. "

[craig r]

I am not being a nit, but I thought you had to guess the quote before you could post.

craig

[einbert]

"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are they???"

I love that movie.

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Rushmore (that is the first thing that came to mind..if i am wrong ignore my next quote).

"I always wondered what a cupboard full of pudding looks like"

craig

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Punch-Drunk Love? If so,

"I don't train girls"

[diebitter]

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"I don't train girls"

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Million Dollar Baby, or the episode of Futurama where Leela is working on her Chick Fu


"If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?"

[imported_The Vibesman]

True Romance

"Always put one in the brain."

[dcasper70]

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True Romance

"Always put one in the brain."

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Miller's Crossing


"Mother Pus-bucket!"

[imported_The Vibesman]

Ghostbusters

"I don't want to work with you. Looks like we both are f**ked."

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Ghostbusters

"I don't want to work with you. Looks like we both are f**ked."

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Lethal Weapon

"They're offensive...smelling. I mean, they smell bad."

ScottieK

[imported_The Vibesman]

Da Blues Brothers.

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic."

[samjjones]

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Da Blues Brothers.

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic."

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Stripes.

"Doc...I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead."

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Da Blues Brothers.

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic."

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LOL Stripes

"If someone asked me if we should bomb Japan, a simple yes. By all means, sir. Drop that f#%%er, twice."

ScottieK

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Da Blues Brothers.

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic."

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Stripes.

"Doc...I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead."

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Roadhouse.

"Did you understand a single word of what he just said?"

Roadhouse.

"Did you understand a single word of what he just said?"

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Snatch? 2nd guess Rush Hour.

Won't put a new one out there.

ScottieK

[dcasper70]

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"If someone asked me if we should bomb Japan, a simple yes. By all means, sir. Drop that f#%%er, twice."


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Crimson Tide


"I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."

[ QUOTE ]


Crimson Tide


"I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."

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Office Space (nice)

"What's the score?"
"Nothin' nothin'."
"Who's winning?"
"The Bears."

ScottieK

[imported_The Vibesman]

[ QUOTE ]
Snatch? 2nd guess Rush Hour.

Won't put a new one out there.



[/ QUOTE ]

Snatch is what I was thinking.



[ QUOTE ]
"I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."


[/ QUOTE ]

Office Space

Office Space (nice)

"What's the score?"
"Zero zero."
"Who's winning?"
"The Bears."



[/ QUOTE ]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off. (I think he says nothing, nothing, tho.)

"Greendale is a bodaciously small town...a flyspeck on the map, a rest-stop on the way to a ski-slope, I can't even get real drugs here!"

*edit - fixed my quote

[dcasper70]

[ QUOTE ]
"Greendale is a bodaciously small town...a flyspeck on the map, a rest-stop on the way to a ski-slope, I can't even get real drugs here!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Better Off Dead (well done)


"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

[ QUOTE ]

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

[/ QUOTE ]

The Breakfast Club - watched this last week

"If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a plane full of rubber dog s$%# out of Hong Kong!"

ScottieK

[Shajen]

Top Gun

"excuse me, I ordered the large"

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
Top Gun

"excuse me, I ordered the large"

[/ QUOTE ]

So I Married An Axe Murderer.

"Freeze. You rebel scum."

[ QUOTE ]


So I Married An Axe Murderer.

"Freeze. You rebel scum."

[/ QUOTE ]

Glory? JK - Return of the Jedi.

"How would you feel if every time you had to piss you had to do a f$%$ing handstand?"

ScottieK

[dcasper70]

[ QUOTE ]
"How would you feel if every time you had to piss you had to do a f$%$ing handstand?"

[/ QUOTE ]

Reservoir Dogs


"M: I'm a professional killer."
"P: Do you have to do postgraduate work for that?"

[imported_The Vibesman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"How would you feel if every time you had to piss you had to do a f$%$ing handstand?"

[/ QUOTE ]

Reservoir Dogs


"M: I'm a professional killer."
"P: Do you have to do postgraduate work for that?"

[/ QUOTE ]

Grosse Pointe Blank.

"I'm going to pistol-whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans.'"

[DalaiLama]

Gross Point Blank??

If so....

[censored], man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."

Why's that?

Cause you only get it on the way home.

I'm already home, Glen.

[DalaiLama]

Super Troopers

[Frills]

"Its never con a con artist...especially one thats better than you"

[imported_The Vibesman]

[ QUOTE ]
"Its never con a con artist...especially one thats better than you"

[/ QUOTE ]

No Idea what the way homer one is from, so I'll take this one - it's from Diggstown.

"I wish someone would come along and sweep me off my German feet."

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Its never con a con artist...especially one thats better than you"

[/ QUOTE ]

No Idea what the way homer one is from, so I'll take this one - it's from Diggstown.

"I wish someone would come along and sweep me off my German feet."

[/ QUOTE ]

Top Secret?

[TiK]

[ QUOTE ]

"I wish someone would come along and sweep me off my German feet."

[/ QUOTE ]

Eurotrip

"You don't f*ck around with the infinite."

[K-mac]

Mean Streets

[diebitter]

I just watch this, so it's on my mind /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

"muthafka? moi?"

[RRRRICK]

"Why I keep my money in a bank"

"Banco"

[man]

[ QUOTE ]
I just watch this, so it's on my mind /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

"muthafka? moi?"

[/ QUOTE ]
trading places

if anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anybody.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

"I can't swim."
"Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."

[/ QUOTE ]

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Here's a classic:

"Vegas, baby... Vegas...."

[/ QUOTE ]

Swingers.

"Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later."

[/ QUOTE ]

Made.


Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us.




Art: I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move?

[TiK]

[ QUOTE ]
if anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anybody.

[/ QUOTE ]

Godfather II. Pretty sure it was II, definitely sure it was Michael Corleone

"Ah, here he comes!...The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy."

[JunkHead]

[ QUOTE ]

[censored], man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."

Why's that?

Cause you only get it on the way home.

I'm already home, Glen.

[/ QUOTE ]


Raising Arizona. My favorite!!!!


One for the holidays...

"Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You claimed you were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me 'a warped, frustrated, old man!' Who are you but a warped, frustrated young man, crawling in here on your hands and knees begging for help. No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothin' but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive."


JunkHead

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]


"Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You claimed you were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me 'a warped, frustrated, old man!' Who are you but a warped, frustrated young man, crawling in here on your hands and knees begging for help. No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothin' but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive."


[/ QUOTE ]

It's a wonderful life!



"Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap."

[roundest]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


"Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You claimed you were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me 'a warped, frustrated, old man!' Who are you but a warped, frustrated young man, crawling in here on your hands and knees begging for help. No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothin' but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive."


[/ QUOTE ]

It's a wonderful life!



"Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap."

[/ QUOTE ]

A Christmas Story


Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.

[surfinillini]

Holy [censored]...I have a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

[lastsamurai]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


"Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You claimed you were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me 'a warped, frustrated, old man!' Who are you but a warped, frustrated young man, crawling in here on your hands and knees begging for help. No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothin' but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive."


[/ QUOTE ]

It's a wonderful life!



"Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap."

[/ QUOTE ]

A Christmas Story


Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.

[/ QUOTE ]
Butch cassidy and the sundance kid.

i would like 4 whole friend chickens and a coke.

[ QUOTE ]
Holy [censored]...I have a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

[/ QUOTE ]

Risky Business.




OPEN BAR DUDES!

[JunkHead]

[ QUOTE ]
Holy [censored]...I have a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

[/ QUOTE ]

Risky Business.

"I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!"


JunkHead

[Vavavoom]

[ QUOTE ]
Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.

[/ QUOTE ]

Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid


"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

[LondonBroil]

[ QUOTE ]
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

[/ QUOTE ]

Wall Street. Great movie.


"Isn't there an 'O' in Country?"
"Nope!"

[DalaiLama]

[ QUOTE ]
Raising Arizona. My favorite!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Glad someone picked up. I was starting to question the comedic integrity of this board.

[craig r]

[ QUOTE ]
"Isn't there an 'O' in Country?"
"Nope!"

[/ QUOTE ]

The Untold Story of Stuey Griffin

(I can't remember word for word) "Take your best orgasm, multiply by 1000, and you aren't even close."

craig

[theTourne]

[ QUOTE ]

Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us.

Art: I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move?

[/ QUOTE ]

The Burbs?

"No, people don't say that about you, that you know of." <font color="green"> </font>

[TiK]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anybody.

[/ QUOTE ]

Godfather II. Pretty sure it was II, definitely sure it was Michael Corleone

"Ah, here he comes!...The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy."

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll expand on the quote since nobody seems to be getting it...

"Ah, here he comes!...The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy, the parking lot crusader of truth, who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta."

[craig r]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anybody.

[/ QUOTE ]

Godfather II. Pretty sure it was II, definitely sure it was Michael Corleone

[/ QUOTE ]

It was Godfather II. Michael told Tom that after Tom said that there wasn't anyway to kill Hyman Roth.

[Vlorg]

[ QUOTE ]
"Ah, here he comes!...The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy, the parking lot crusader of truth, who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta."


[/ QUOTE ]


I &lt;3 Huckaby ?

"Never rub another mans rubharb."

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]


"Never rub another mans rubharb."

[/ QUOTE ]

Batman



[censored] me? [censored] you! [censored] you and this whole city and everyone in it. [censored] the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. [censored] the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a [censored] job! [censored] the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in [censored] training. SLOW THE [censored] DOWN! [censored] the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. [censored] the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? [censored] the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you [censored] came from! [censored] the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! [censored] the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother [censored], figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for [censored] LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that [censored]? Give me a [censored] break! Tyco! Worldcom! [censored] the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst [censored]' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. [censored] the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. [censored] the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! [censored] the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the [censored] on! [censored] the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! [censored] the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. [censored] the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, [censored] JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in [censored]' Otisville, J! [censored] Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

[WillMagic]

[ QUOTE ]

[censored] me? [censored] you! [censored] you and this whole city and everyone in it. [censored] the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. [censored] the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a [censored] job! [censored] the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in [censored] training. SLOW THE [censored] DOWN! [censored] the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. [censored] the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? [censored] the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you [censored] came from! [censored] the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! [censored] the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother [censored], figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for [censored] LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that [censored]? Give me a [censored] break! Tyco! Worldcom! [censored] the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst [censored]' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. [censored] the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. [censored] the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! [censored] the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the [censored] on! [censored] the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! [censored] the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. [censored] the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, [censored] JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in [censored]' Otisville, J! [censored] Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

[/ QUOTE ]

25th hour. Solid.

"If I don't get my money back by Monday, what I do to both your faces will definitely be cubist."

Will

[Toro]

I'm going to break the rules a little and just throw one out there without answering one because I saw this movie again last night for the umpteenth time and always liked this line.

"When it's time to shoot, shoot! Don't talk."

[diebitter]

--- WillMagic
The Good Thief
-- Toro
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Okay, I'm going for the shortest identifiable quote here:

"Plastics."

[Toro]

Graduate

"Like my apartment? It stinks!"

The Critic

"Well, how do you all feel now you have raped the American highways?

Beautiful! "

[Toro]

[ QUOTE ]
The Critic

"Well, how do you all feel now you have raped the American highways?

Beautiful! "

[/ QUOTE ]

Not The Critic. Try again.

[Paluka]

[ QUOTE ]

i would like 4 whole friend chickens and a coke.

[/ QUOTE ]

Blues Brothers

"And then I hear the best thing to do
is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve
the pigs for a few days, then the
sight of a chopped up body looks
like curry to a drunk. You gotta
shave the heads of your victims and
pull the teeth out, you could do
that after of course, but you don't
want to go sieving pig [censored] do you?
Ever seen the size of one of their
molars? "

[diebitter]

snatch

"It's been emotional."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

HEAD! PANTS! NOW!

[Shajen]

So I married an axe murderer.

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman has to talk to God"

[Koss]

Braveheart?

"Don't [censored] with the lords of hell!"

[ QUOTE ]
So I married an axe murderer.

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman has to talk to God"

[/ QUOTE ]

Braveheart

"You know what they should do? They should take all you guys and put you on a f#$%in' island somewhere."
"Hey yeah, well guess what?"
"What?"
"You're on it."

ScottieK

[Yeti]

Boiler Room.

Mine to follow.

[Yeti]

"I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away. "

[dcasper70]

[ QUOTE ]
"I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away. "

[/ QUOTE ]

Before Sunrise


"Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?"

[jester710]

[ QUOTE ]
"Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?"

[/ QUOTE ]

Porky's

"I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know."
"You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere."

[dcasper70]

I'll leave this one for The_Vibesman...

[Uston]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?"

[/ QUOTE ]

Porky's

"I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know."
"You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere."

[/ QUOTE ]

The Maltese Falcoln

"Last night, man, I was so drunk I was calling Morocco, man. Calling, trying to get to the hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man."

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
"Last night, man, I was so drunk I was calling Morocco, man. Calling, trying to get to the hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man."

[/ QUOTE ]

American Movie



"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

Groundhog Day

"Sweet Jews for Jesus!"

[UncleSalty]

[ QUOTE ]
Braveheart?

"Don't [censored] with the lords of hell!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Adventures in Babysitting.

"I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain..."

[bort411]

The Princess Bride.

"I'm ready to shoot, Jack!"

"You will come out no more!"

[UncleSalty]

[ QUOTE ]

"I'm ready to shoot, Jack!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Boogie Nights?

-"What did you do, stop for coffee and a danish??"
-"I hate Danish."

[jeffraider]

Ben Young: Big Trouble in Little China?

UncleSalty: Tango And Cash?