I HATE POKER GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

[augie00]

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 6/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

River: (7.50 BB) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls, CO folds.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results below:
SB has Ts 8s (straight, ten high).
Hero has Ad Qh (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: SB wins 12.50 BB.

[augie00]

BTW I WAS SAYING GAY LIKE STEVEN COLBERT

[fyodor]

what kind of a read did you have on SB?

[pokergrader]

Do you say colbert or colbert?

You should have raised the turn.

[augie00]

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what kind of a read did you have on SB?

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that he's a stupid jerkface

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Do you say colbert or colbert?

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colbert.

I never play AQ off 6 handed. Fold PF.

And if I get AQs, I will play it, but I certainly won't raise it PF.

Of course I'm kidding. This beat is beyond standard. You have the 3rd nuts here and he has the nuts. Would have been even funnier if CO had 58.

[fyodor]

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that he's a stupid jerkface

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then you played it fine
next time try to be holding Q9 though

[augie00]

I have the 3rd nuts?

[spamuell]

I know this isn't a strategy forum but whatever, I haven't played poker properly or read the strategy forums for ages as I've been busy so I want to know, isn't a river 3-bet pretty standard here?

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Do you say colbert or colbert?

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I had a prof. in college who went by Colbert (like Burt) but then this guy comes along and goes with the Colbert (like Bear).

Strangely enough my prof. used to call reports (reports...as in "repore").

Frankly I'm just glad CC finally got a funny show with a political taste to it. They've been needing one for about 2 years now. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I have the 3rd nuts?

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Whoops. Spoke too soon. Forgot about the boats.... hehe. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[augie00]

if the CO hadn't called i would have 3 bet. i figured since he checkraised two players that he had the goods. but maybe im just weak tight and that's why my poker career is one long downswing

[adsman]

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You have the 3rd nuts here and he has the nuts.

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Your board reading skills suck.

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You have the 3rd nuts here and he has the nuts.

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Your board reading skills suck.

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Whoa...cool it man. I said I forgot about the boats. Sheesh!

[bblock99]

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Would have been even funnier if CO had 58.

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Why? Then he would have turned an OESD instead of a gutshot.

[jba]

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Do you say colbert or colbert?

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I had a prof. in college who went by Colbert (like Burt) but then this guy comes along and goes with the Colbert (like Bear).

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IT'S FRENCH, BITCH

[jman220]

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You have the 3rd nuts here and he has the nuts.

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Your board reading skills suck.

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Whoa...cool it man. I said I forgot about the boats. Sheesh!

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Wouldn't the forums be a lot clearer of this clutter if we implemented my rule of not allowing people to post until they had a post count of at least 100? I think so. It would give new posters an appropriate amount of time to learn the ropes before the condition was satisfied wherein they are allowed to post. Just my two cents, nothing against you or your mistaken comment.