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imported_metrognome7
12-20-2005, 10:59 PM
How drujnk is appropriate to get at your office Cmas party?
man
12-20-2005, 11:00 PM
you're getting fired aren't you.
willie
12-20-2005, 11:05 PM
not very

but i love those videos that pop up about the guy or girl who is totally f'n BOMBED bad m \outhing the boss with the boss right behind them

those are classic.
12-20-2005, 11:09 PM
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How drujnk is appropriate to get at your office Cmas party?

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The company put the booze there to be drank. Drink it all and blame anything stupid that you do on your boss.
imported_metrognome7
12-21-2005, 07:27 AM
I have no recollection of posting this.

I still have a job.

Must've been a good night.
tonypaladino
12-21-2005, 08:54 AM
kill yourself
Gunny Highway
12-21-2005, 09:00 AM
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I still have a job.

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It takes a day or so to put the paperwork through HR. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
4_2_it
12-21-2005, 10:05 AM
The acceptable level of drunkenness at an office party is directly correlated to your position in the company.

Mailboy -- stick to milk and cookies /images/graemlins/frown.gif
CEO --- All you can eat baby /images/graemlins/wink.gif
imported_metrognome7
12-21-2005, 10:33 AM
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The acceptable level of drunkenness at an office party is directly correlated to your position in the company.

Mailboy -- stick to milk and cookies /images/graemlins/frown.gif
CEO --- All you can eat baby /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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News & Sports Director of a three-station radio cluster?
imported_metrognome7
12-21-2005, 10:36 AM
So I might as well tell the story that apparently led to this post:

After the typical office party schmoozery and cheap gift exchange, a number of us - including the second-in-command of the entire station group - ended up playing Quarters, "I Never," and Circle of Death in the main conference room. I think one of the Ad Sales execs left a pyramid of beer cans on our boss's desk.
WDC
12-21-2005, 10:37 AM
Not very.
12-21-2005, 10:41 AM
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The acceptable level of drunkenness at an office party is directly correlated to your position in the company.

Mailboy -- stick to milk and cookies /images/graemlins/frown.gif
CEO --- All you can eat baby /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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News & Sports Director of a three-station radio cluster?

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Oh you work in radio? Then just dont smoke the meth while in line for the bar, the bathroom works just fine.

When I worked in radio, 10+ years ago, the parties were a mess. But those were the days before ClearChannel....
4_2_it
12-21-2005, 11:11 AM
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The acceptable level of drunkenness at an office party is directly correlated to your position in the company.

Mailboy -- stick to milk and cookies /images/graemlins/frown.gif
CEO --- All you can eat baby /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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News & Sports Director of a three-station radio cluster?

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Couple of beers and maybe a shot of Jagermeister after the bosses leave otherwise I hope you enjoy being an AM traffic reporter.
Gunny Highway
12-21-2005, 11:15 AM
You're in radio sales? Isn't drunken stripclub schmoozery part of the job description? Just make sure your drunkenness is impressive.