Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

[Cunning Linguist]

You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

[Jeebus]

walk up to her and a)ask her for a rematch or b)ask her to explain her obviously superior strategy. Proceed to buy her a drink and blah blah blah, then SIIHP

She wins.

Game over.

[surfinillini]

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She wins.

Game over.

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[asofel]

jeebus pretty much nailed it without much effort evidently /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jaxUp]

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Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

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[censored] her.

[Homer]

Your next note -- "Teach me"

[Obliky]

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Your next note -- "inside?"

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FYP

[asofel]

hahaha, you almost owed me a new monitor there....excellent...

[sublime]

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You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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you enlisted a troop in this battle, and the best you could do was tic tac toe? what a waste of manpower, if i was the waiter i would have advised you to write down:

"hi, can i buy you a drink and join you and your friends?"

when shes looks up , give her a smile and a little wave.

ship it

edit: ehhh, then you may get stuck feeling like a jackass and buying them all a drink. maybe a simple:

can i join you ladies

[Yeti]

My play? Don't send a lame note in the first place.

[sublime]

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My play? Don't send a lame note in the first place.

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yeah, this seems like the best idea

[sublime]

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Your next note -- "Teach me"

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nice

[RacersEdge]

Show her what she has won.

[Homer]

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Your next note -- "Teach me"

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nice

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wooo, praise from caesar

[Cunning Linguist]

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can i join you ladies

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so much worse.
there is nothing wrong with being original and mixing it up. baby has indicated she is willing to play along with you, the tic tac toe is working. but the next move is crucial.

[sublime]

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can i join you ladies

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so much worse.
there is nothing wrong with being original and mixing it up. baby has indicated she is willing to play along with you, the tic tac toe is working. but the next move is crucial.

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yeah, i guess it did kind of suck.

i would neither go with can i buy you a drink or nothing at all.

homer owned this thread already

i think the game is money. but only because it worked. with what happened jeebus nailed it in 'b'. end of thread

[Jeebus]

I think it is a pretty good idea to use this game. It has the obviousness of asking to buy a drink, the easy out of a note, plus it is somewhat engaging. You aren't saying "Hey let me buy you a drink so I can put it in your butt" you're giving her something to think about and making yourself seem fun.

I also like the idea of showing her what she won. but first look at her see if she seems to be looking towards you (more importantly is one of her friends looking at you, that means she is) then have the bartender send her a drink with a note saying "rematch?"

[Skip Brutale]

I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

[siccjay]

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A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

[/ QUOTE ]

Walk over and say "Congrats, the prize was hanging out with me tomorrow night."

[tongni]

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn

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I like your style.

[Yeti]

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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Standard.

Yet completely wonderful to read.

[pokerlaw]

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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haha thanks for the laugh.

obviously, this calls for an approach. i ask her in as few words of possible if she wants to go home. "nice play, rematch at my place?" or something like that. she'll prob laugh it off as a joke, and then you can start more normal conversation. if she doesnt laugh it off, mission accomplished.

[TheBlueMonster]

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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have you been reading my diary?

[rory]

write back and ask if one of her less attractive friends without downs syndrome know how to play tic tac toe properly

[sublime]

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write back and ask if one of her less attractive friends without downs syndrome know how to play tic tac toe properly

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lol

[Sightless]

[ QUOTE ]
I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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this brings tears to my eyes /images/graemlins/frown.gif, so beautiful

[Drew16]

Punch her in the mouth for cheating.

complain to the waiter that she violated the rules of tic tac toe. give him a tip and get her kicked out.

as she is being thrown to the curb go... 'now who wins biatch?'

[FatalError]

repond with a note that says
"you obviously have no idea who i am"
walk out... you lose but she's going to be confused for the near future

"I'm X. You lose moran"

[diebitter]

You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

[jaxUp]

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

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Think of yourself like this:
http://medix.marshall.edu/~hensle16/EmailStuff/Self-confidence.jpg

then you might end up like this:
http://www.fischeroutdoor.com/Images/africa%20lion%20sex.JPG

Instead of being like this:
http://www.willweber.net/2003-07/cat.jpg

[jaxUp]

I hope you're not implying I'm a pussy.

[lastchance]

ROFLMAO. ROFL ROFL HAHA.

EDIT: Nice 3rd Pic there. Makes that post 5x Better, and it was pure gold before. Those 3 Pics = GOLD.

animal sex makes me laugh heh

[ QUOTE ]
You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

[/ QUOTE ]









Walk over to her and say:
"Thanks, Thermonuclear War Has Been Averted!"













http://www.mr-atari.com/afbeeldingen/atariforceENboeken/wargames.jpg

[CarlSpackler]

I'd go over there and give her a hard time for giving me the easiest tic tac toe victory in the history of civilization, since I'm X's.

When I see a group of girls in a bar like this, I like to tip the waitress/bartender and have them bring the girls a round of waters or shots of water with a lime. When the befuddled girls look over at me as the bartender/waitress gives them the waters, I'll make eye contact and raise my drink to acknowledgement them, letting them know I splurged. This usually has good results.

Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

[Dudd]

Wait, she's got a si_teen incher? I think it might be time to find another target after that revelation.

[MonkeeMan]

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http://www.fischeroutdoor.com/Images/africa%20lion%20sex.JPG


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Hahahaha, lions do it lazy doggy style!

[Yobz]

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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

[diebitter]

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http://www.fischeroutdoor.com/Images/africa%20lion%20sex.JPG


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Hahahaha, lions do it lazy doggy style!

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Lions do it any way they wanna, treacle bollox. RAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

This is seriously the wittiest dating thread I've ever seen on OOT.

So the shots of water thing has worked? What's your followup?

[ QUOTE ]
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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

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Thanks. Of course this isn't what I'd really do. In all seriousness I'd just walk over and pull it out and set it in her salad and ask her to autograph it or something.

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
"I'm X. You lose moran"

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gold.

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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stellar.

[Alobar]

I dont have anything funnier to add than any of the several already brilliant replys in this thread /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Doesnt really matter what you do here, shes obviously digging your game, you can keep being cutesy if you want, or just go up and talk to her.

A true pimp tho would tell her that you dont like cheaters, and then get her to buy YOU a beer to make up for it.

[Goodie54]

Nobody gave you props, guild, but this is the funniest post of the thread. I laughed out loud at work at this.

Peace

Goodie

[danzasmack]

Write "OOO no you did not!" and then go home alone.

[Gunny Highway]

[ QUOTE ]
You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

[/ QUOTE ]

It doesn't matter. The waitress already told her you're on your web phone asking your dorky Internet friends what to do next.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

throw a drink in her face cause she cheated.

You should [censored] the living [censored] out of her [censored][censored].

[ZeeJustin]

Walk over to her and say, "Your move was pretty creative, but I was X."

If you get any remotely warm response, then say, "My name is xxx, can I buy you a drink.".

[CarlSpackler]

[ QUOTE ]
This is seriously the wittiest dating thread I've ever seen on OOT.

So the shots of water thing has worked? What's your followup?

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Just go over and start talking to them. Or you can tease them and wait a few minutes before approaching. One time the table of girls returned the favor by sending us water shots. We raised our drinks and thanked them, and enjoyed the shots.

Just don't say something stupid like my friend did one time:

Friend: "I just wanted to tell you ladies that you are by far the second best looking table of girls on this side of the bar."

Girls: They look around confused. Quickly realize that they're the only table of girls on that side of the bar. Proceed to get angry at friend.

Friend to me: We gotta get outta here...

[B Dids]

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

[/ QUOTE ]

Think of yourself like this:
http://medix.marshall.edu/~hensle16/EmailStuff/Self-confidence.jpg

then you might end up like this:
http://www.fischeroutdoor.com/Images/africa%20lion%20sex.JPG

Instead of being like this:
http://www.willweber.net/2003-07/cat.jpg

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This is an epic sequence.

[Cunning Linguist]

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"I'm X. You lose moran"

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well done, correct answer.
'nice try but i was 'X', you lose. you owe me a drink'.

digits acquired. this is not that hard guys.
the idea of water shots is also money, i'll trip report it shortly.

[Cunning Linguist]

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

[/ QUOTE ]

Think of yourself like this:
http://medix.marshall.edu/~hensle16/EmailStuff/Self-confidence.jpg

then you might end up like this:
http://www.fischeroutdoor.com/Images/africa%20lion%20sex.JPG

Instead of being like this:
http://www.willweber.net/2003-07/cat.jpg

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This is an epic sequence.

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phenomenal.

[AlphaWice]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

[/ QUOTE ]

you enlisted a troop in this battle, and the best you could do was tic tac toe? what a waste of manpower, if i was the waiter i would have advised you to write down:

"hi, can i buy you a drink and join you and your friends?"

when shes looks up , give her a smile and a little wave.

ship it

edit: ehhh, then you may get stuck feeling like a jackass and buying them all a drink. maybe a simple:

can i join you ladies

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retarded.

[AlphaWice]

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the easy out of a note

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State changes are crucial to picking up a girl. You need to be bold and confident enough to change her state, (at the very least) - at some point in the pickup, whether at the beginning or at the end. By using "easy outs", you show a lack of confidence, which hurts your growing "track record" towards whether you can change her state. This "track record" is important, because having sex with her is also a state change.


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What follows is advice for the OP on picking up girls.


Instead of this nonsense [censored], try this: mess with her ('wanna fight? great, then we can have makeup sex - just kidding, we don't need to fight to do that') and in general being either very cocky/funny or playful (dont answer her [censored]-test questions directly! agree and misinterpret); until she asks rapport based questions, and then play with her a little initially ('whats your name?' 'guess?')to fractionate the change to rapport-mode so that she doesnt blow you out.

The key is not #'s or dates - it is about her agreement that she wants to see you again. Afterwards, details can be figured later. Concentrate on being an interesting guy with alot of stuff going on. Go for an instadate. Your goal should (in a pickup) always be to have the girl go home with you. You can use the "day2-like" instadates to make her more comfortable during rapport with you, and also to further isolate her from the environment (and thus closer to you.)

At the place, remember "two steps foward, one step back" and plow through resistance. <u>Congratulations! You have successfully done what millions of people do every day.</u>

[ QUOTE ]

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.
What is your play?

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That's when HoH comes in handy:
Bad beat. I cut on my loses and proceed to the next hand.

zeejustin - dont offer to buy them a drink; just tell them that you are;


OP-
ive heard about these water shots. Its supposed to be really funny. And cheap. Nice and cheap. Really cheap. Cheapy cheapy cheapy. Cheap.

[HesseJam]

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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

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[samjjones]

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the easy out of a note

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State changes are crucial to picking up a girl. You need to be bold and confident enough to change her state, (at the very least) - at some point in the pickup, whether at the beginning or at the end. By using "easy outs", you show a lack of confidence, which hurts your growing "track record" towards whether you can change her state. This "track record" is important, because having sex with her is also a state change.


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What follows is advice for the OP on picking up girls.


Instead of this nonsense [censored], try this: mess with her ('wanna fight? great, then we can have makeup sex - just kidding, we don't need to fight to do that') and in general being either very cocky/funny or playful (dont answer her [censored]-test questions directly! agree and misinterpret); until she asks rapport based questions, and then play with her a little initially ('whats your name?' 'guess?')to fractionate the change to rapport-mode so that she doesnt blow you out.

The key is not #'s or dates - it is about her agreement that she wants to see you again. Afterwards, details can be figured later. Concentrate on being an interesting guy with alot of stuff going on. Go for an instadate. Your goal should (in a pickup) always be to have the girl go home with you. You can use the "day2-like" instadates to make her more comfortable during rapport with you, and also to further isolate her from the environment (and thus closer to you.)

At the place, remember "two steps foward, one step back" and plow through resistance. <u>Congratulations! You have successfully done what millions of people do every day.</u>

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Just curious...how many people are locked up in your basement?

[RunDownHouse]

Sounds like someone is a lonely 20-year old who has discovered fast-seduction.

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State changes are crucial to picking up a girl. You need to be bold and confident enough to change her state, (at the very least) - at some point in the pickup, whether at the beginning or at the end. By using "easy outs", you show a lack of confidence, which hurts your growing "track record" towards whether you can change her state. This "track record" is important, because having sex with her is also a state change.


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