1 week to live ......

Had an interesting convo with a buddy of mine. What would you do if you knowingly had 1 week to live? Would you go to depressing route and spend it with your family and loved ones crying, or would you go crazy and spend all your money on the greatest adventure ever?

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kill myself. [censored] fate

[kurosh]

I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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ooh that's a good one. I want to change my answer to this

kurosh, you scare the hell outta me

[shant]

I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

[diebitter]

I'd watch caddyshack over and over and over...

MAGNIFICO!

[PoBoy321]

I'd start doing heroin.

[siccjay]

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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This made me laugh, a lot. I don't know why. It's awesome though.

[siccjay]

I would impregnate as many bitches as possible. MY SEED NIGGA!

I was debating whether or not doing drugs would come into my week, they are all so tempting

[xorbie]

Lots of drugs.

[The Yugoslavian]

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I'd watch <font color="red">Groundhog Day</font> over and over and over...

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Yugoslav

[Blarg]

I'd write the kindest things I could to my loved ones so they'd remember how much I loved them after I was gone, and mail the letters to each of them before I croaked.

I don't think I'd tell them I had a week left. No point turning the end weepy and crushing.

I'd go to someplace beautiful where I could bodysurf every day and sleep under the stars. I'd eat well.

I would do so much [censored] things that I dont dare to do now, like peeing in my ex's mailbox.

[pryor15]

i'd spend a day putting together a quick film to play at my funeral and making sure they didn't do anything lame

then i'd rent the nicest car the rental place has and drive around the country, hanging out with friends from all over.

I would eat hamburgers for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and bacon for dinner.

[dblgutshot]

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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I used to fantasize about this all the time. I'd always see on the news some guy goes nuts and shoots up a mall, and only kills like 3-4 people? I'd think wtf I bet I could kill way more people. Then I'd think wtf am i thinking about this for?

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i'd spend a day putting together a quick film to play at my funeral and making sure they didn't do anything lame

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That makes no sense at all. WTF would you care what other people do when you are dead? lol

[MrTrik]

I'm heading to one of the two best beaches I've experienced. One is on Ambergris Caye (Belize). The other is Trunk bay on St. Johns Isle in the US Virgin islands. I'd have a hottie to bang, and a large quantity of food and drink. I'd play all day and party all night.

I'd be listening to the Pimp of the Nation's song: You never met a mother effer quite like me.

Once I'm creamated I'd ask that my ashes be spread over whichever beach I ended up at.

[PokerBob]

i would do great harm to all those that have wronged me. and i'd kill a bunch of guys wearing baseball hats. and i'd go to Seattle. never been there.

[PokerBob]

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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hold me.

[Yeti]

Call hot girls and try to get pity sex.

[PokerBob]

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

[Yeti]

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

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Apparently you have never been shopping or driving when it is very busy.

[Danenania]

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I used to fantasize about this all the time. I'd always see on the news some guy goes nuts and shoots up a mall, and only kills like 3-4 people? I'd think wtf I bet I could kill way more people. Then I'd think wtf am i thinking about this for?

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LOL this is great. Can I use this quote elsewhere?

[Danenania]

1 week would be a pretty [censored] amount of notice. If I had a month then I could really make the best of it. But a week seems like not enough time to organize something really awesome. I'd need to do some research before deciding. For example I'd definitely want to try some heroin if I knew I'd die in a week, but I have no idea how I'd go about getting any. I'm sure it would take longer than a week to be successful. And for those whose plans include travel, do you really want to spend a large portion of your final days stuck on an airplane or in a car? I'd probably be too restless for either of those. Maybe a car would be alright. I think with only a week I'd just start doing random spontaneous things instead of making plans of any sort.

Brings up other interesting questions: what would you do if you find out you have one HOUR left to live? How about five minutes?

[tubalkain]

I think I find one of the bitches I hated in high school, tell her I've had a change of heart and that I want to go to Vegas for a quickie wedding (or keep trying lots of bitches until I find one), SIIHP, then run up as much debt as possible and leave her hopefully several hundred K in the hole. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Alobar]

Id go get a hooker and a slice of pizza

[WackityWhiz]

I would write letters to everyone I cared about as well. Then I would do some drugs and on the final day I would prepare myself for the best police chase in the history of mankind. I would go to a dealership and test drive the car of my dreams. Then I would do my best to last up until the final moments of my life and then I would take my own life by crashing, preferably over a cliff.

[Leaky Eye]

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I'd start doing heroin.

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I have a friend who was told he was terminally ill. He blew his life savings partying and did every drug he could, including heroin. 6 months later they told him there was never anything wrong with him, and his tests were false positives.

Edit: I guess I should mention that he was told he had aids. So not only did he go through all that, he had to contact all his sex partners and tell them.

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I would write letters to everyone I cared about as well. Then I would do some drugs and on the final day I would prepare myself for the best police chase in the history of mankind. I would go to a dealership and test drive the car of my dreams. Then I would do my best to last up until the final moments of my life and then I would take my own life by crashing, preferably over a cliff.

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Like this?

http://img495.imageshack.us/img495/2750/yl3rd.jpg

[pryor15]

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i'd spend a day putting together a quick film to play at my funeral and making sure they didn't do anything lame

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That makes no sense at all. WTF would you care what other people do when you are dead? lol

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it's all about how i'd want to be remembered.

[theben]

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I would impregnate as many bitches as possible. MY SEED NIGGA!

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Same here. id go on a hooker rampage and no need to worry about getting anything. then id go on a drug binge and possibly off a few people i dont like

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I'd watch The Passion of the Christ over and over and over...

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FYP

[ChipWrecked]

I would tell Mr. Burns he's a butthead.

[WackityWhiz]

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I would eat hamburgers for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and bacon for dinner.

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crap, maybe I have 1 week to live

[TheHip41]

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I would eat hamburgers for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and bacon for dinner.

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I'm not dying anytime soon, and I already do this.

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1 week would be a pretty [censored] amount of notice.

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Would you rather have a faulty parachute while skydiving and have a minute tops? A week seems like a long time to sulk to me.

Also, should it scare me that kurosh and I live in the same city?

[PocketJokers72]

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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If I ever end up in your town for more than 5 minutes, can I please just follow you around and pretend we are bestest buds? I'll even carry the boom-box that plays your theme music. (Wakka-chika wakka-chika)

Purty Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!?!

With sugar on top?

Quite likely the most correct answer I have ever seen to a question like this. Hail, Kurosh King!

Liars, Liars. Liars.

When it is HYPOTHETICAL, everyone is a badass.

1) Hookers
2) Heroin
3) Homicide
4) Hamburgers

In real life it would be this

1) Uncontrollable crying
2) Trying to find religion and praying to whatever God will listen.
3) Spending 3 of those days in a doctors office waiting for the second opinion to confirm you now have 4 days to live.


Me however, I actually am a badass. This means I would be eating burgers out a Hooker's beav while she is shooting Heroin into my neck. Her Pimp, who I just shot, is dead in the corner.

LLL

[Sightless]

1) Hookers
2) Heroin
3) Homicide
4) Hamburgers

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Me however, I actually am a badass. This means I would be eating burgers out a Hooker's beav while she is shooting Heroin into my neck. Her Pimp, who I just shot, is dead in the corner.

LLL

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Almost spilled my coffee. Oh man I'm tearin' up...can't stop laughing! LMAO that is awesome.

One week to live, huh? I could imagine all kinds of illegal activity. But since this isn't in my nature and the slim chance of being told the wrong info (as mentioned) I'd probably round up some friends, go to the Carribbean and drink myself silly on the beach, hit on every hot girl I see, blow a lot of money at the casinos (or go on an insane run and give everyone a slice) go parasailing and do whatever the hell I felt like doing.

I would have to finance my trip, so I'd either get as much in loans as I could or rob a bank.

Yes, I've often thought psychos on killing sprees have low batting averages at best. I'm sure I could do much better.

ScottieK

[PokerBob]

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

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Apparently you have never been shopping or driving when it is very busy.

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again, these are not just random folks, these are the assholes in my way.

[odellthurman]

For one day, I would tell everyone on OOT about my plight. Then, on the second day, I would solicit suggestions on what I should do. On the third day, I would organize the suggestions and create a poll on what I should do. I would allow people to vote on the fourth and fifth days. On the sixth day, I would announce the winner and set up a time and place for other OOT'ers to meet me. I would wake up on the morning of the seventh day, realize that, although I still had time to go do my thing, I wouldn't have time afterwards to compile and post a detailed trip report, so I would resolve to kill myself. After making such a resolution, I would solicit suggestions from OOT on how to kill myself. . . .

[David04]

Awesome post, awesome name.

[tolbiny]

Mr simpson, you have 24 hours to live.

Well, actually 22 hours, sorry to keep you waiting.

[DoomSlice]

I'd go to the hospital and try to get myself cured!

[mrkilla]

I guess going and doing alot of drugs and banging hookers is cool but I already been to amsterdam...

Deff go steal a a Ferrari or some other fancy sports car and start going off GTA style, Robbing Banks, Running over people etc etc, Keep on switching cars and shooting cops until I'm shot or caught.

Start a riot somewhere, perferably some place like disney.

[Riverman]

Anna Nicole Smiths first husband is a real-life case study. As for me, I would go kill lots of arabs because that may get me into heaven.

[ddubois]

Buy a reeeealy big life insurance policy.

[Sponger15SB]

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Call hot girls and try to get pity sex.

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Don't you already do this?

[WDC]

Can I go on a great adventure with my family? If so, probably that. If not I would choose spending some inexpensive time with my family for the most part.

[M2d]

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kill myself. [censored] fate

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you'd probably just wound yourself, end up in a coma and die a week later. fate [censored] you back!!

[thatpfunk]

go to a preschool and take on every 5-year old there

[jaxUp]

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I would go kill lots of arabs because that may get me into heaven.

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wow.

[diebitter]

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is. Hallelujah. Holy [censored]. Where's the Tylenol?

[drewjustdrew]

Seems like a lot of these things, you don't have to be dying to try.

As for me, I'm not sure what I would do, but the douche who cuts me off in traffic is not going to enjoy what happens to them afterward. And don't even get me started on the guy who doesn't wash his hands after peeing. And...

[AlexSem]

Anyone who mentioned anythnig about hurting others needs a reality check. And a psychiatrist too.

And maybe a group hug.

[ilya]

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Anyone who mentioned anythnig about hurting others needs a reality check. And a psychiatrist too.

And maybe a group hug.

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And a machine gun. Cos let's face it, hurting people by running up to them individually just isn't very efficient.

[MonkeeMan]

Time to cancel my book order for

http://www.twbookmark.com/images/42/62412.jpg

[Cry Me A River]

In no particular order:

1) Bang a chick from Myspace
2) SIIHP
3) Eat a stick of butter
4) Start a fight with a bunch of 5 year olds
5) Burn off my genital warts
6) Hire the ugliest hooker I can find on Craigslist
7) High speed chase with police helicopter
8) Email Mrs Utah
9) Learn to use MS Paint
10) [NSFW]

[Ulysses]

All,

I am very disappointed that there have been so many responses with no mention of Last Holiday starring Queen Latifah, opening January 13! (http://www.lastholidaymovie.com/main.html)

[Ulysses]

Guys,

Seriously, you guys aren't excited about Last Holiday? And you guys don't think it's weird that this guy and his buddy have this discussion right before Queen Latifah's movie about the EXACT SAME THING comes out? Am I the only one who is thinking IlliniLou = QUEEN LATIFAH!!?!?!?!

NICE MOVIE SPAM, QUEEN!!!!!!!