clever things said at a poker table

[doormat]

Just saw this one - I was watching an online 100-200 HU game. The player going busted is complaining and the winner says, "Don't be so results oriented".

doormat

[oddjob]

heh, that's really good.

i don't know if this was clever, but i thouht it was kinda funny.

i'm utg in a 25¢/50¢ blind no limit buying game. i'm ultra tilting, and decide it'd be nice to at least win the blinds, so i go all in with A9 of clubs for like $7. my friend in mp calls, and everyone else folds.

i flop an A and beat his pocket kings. he steams and yells. i kinda laugh, and say, "don't get mad, just because i outplayed you"

it was his turn to tilt.