06-17-2002, 09:10 AM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia - lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia - very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia - with a glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia - lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia - very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia - with a glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.