Jennifer Harman: Should I get therapy?

[RydenStoompala]

Hot or Not Hot?

This is in the psyche forum because I am having distracting fantasies involving Jennifer, the fountains at Bellagio and a large box of soap suds.

http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/pokerblog/images/032405-2.jpg

[4_2_it]

As long as Annie Duke is not somehow involved I'm okay with you having a Jen fantasy.

[AA suited]

http://www.pokerbeauties.com/img/ng_harman.jpg

Why just limit yourself to her? How about a 3some? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[krimson]

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http://www.pokerbeauties.com/img/ng_harman.jpg

Why just limit yourself to her? How about a 3some? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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wtf is that thing!?

p.s. I also think Jennifer Harman is hot, specially her WSOP appearance this year.

[Autocratic]

She's not bad for her age. Too many people place girls/women in either a "hot" category or a "extremely ugly" one. There's middle ground, people. Nevertheless, you shouldn't be having distracting fantasies about anyone who you haven't at least talked to in person, it's just creepy.

[popniklas]

Very cute and charming woman. I think your fantasy seems rather normal. Not sure what that says about me, though. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[jba]

she is super cute, I thought she was pretty decent on TV but I met her in person and she is definitely very very cute. she also whispered in my ear which was pretty hot.

[SNOWBALL138]

Zooey Deschanel is hot. Jen is meh.

Jen is not hot. She is at best slightly above average looking.

The real test:

<ul type="square"> Take away the cards, chips, money and poker knowledge.
Still having fantasies? Then she's hot. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif [/list]

[Archetype]

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Nevertheless, you shouldn't be having distracting fantasies about anyone who you haven't at least talked to in person, it's just creepy.

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You're going to tell me you've never had fantasies about Shana Hiatt? Shame on you....

[RydenStoompala]

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you shouldn't be having distracting fantasies about anyone who you haven't at least talked to in person, it's just creepy.

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First of all, that could wreck the fantasy so what's the purpose of having an imagination? I mean, I'm talking about a fantasy romp in the Bellagio fountain with a poker goddess, not stealing the toothbrush from Jennifer Love-Hewitt's bathroom and then telling people "we're engaged."

Secondly, I have met her and I would agree with a previous post indicating that she is extremely cute in person. Also, she's nice. Still, I doubt her husband or my wife would let me wear her like a blanket. I could be wrong, but that's the bet.

[DCWildcat]

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Nevertheless, you shouldn't be having distracting fantasies about anyone who you haven't at least talked to in person, it's just creepy.

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So I should cut down on my compulsive porn consumption?

[DCWildcat]

Cindy (sp) Violette was hot back in the day too

http://www.wiggysan.com/Jennifer_Harman.jpg

[AlanBostick]

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The real test:

<ul type="square"> Take away the cards, chips, money and poker knowledge.
Still having fantasies? Then she's hot. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif [/list]

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What if OP fetishizes the cards, chips, money, and/or poker? It's sort of like saying to a bottom, "Take away the leather bustier, thigh-high boots, flogger, and St. Andrew's cross. Still having fantasies? Then she's hot."

[AlanBostick]

You can have her. My heart belongs to Kathy Liebert. (At least, it did before she dyed her hair.)

Any girl that play poker is hot. Yea im weird.

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What if OP fetishizes the cards, chips, money, and/or poker?

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You mean that's not normal? Uh, maybe I should ... never mind.

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[GoCubsGo]

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You can have her. My heart belongs to Kathy Liebert. (At least, it did before she dyed her hair.)

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Oh god. No. You didn't just say that. Kathy is one of the ugliest women I've ever seen. [censored] sick.

And Jen is nothing special. Maybe a little above average. The only hot poker player is Erin Ness.

Jennifer Tilly has to be the hottest.

[ElSapo]

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Jennifer Tilly has to be the hottest.

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Sadly, there are no delted scenes on the "Let it Ride" DVD, b/c she said when they made that movie, she had a crap agent who couldn't get the breast-scenes cut out.

Damn.

[SonofJen]

Regarding hot poker players, Erin Ness has got to take the cake.

http://www.playwinningpoker.com/photos/erin-ness/Erin1.jpg

[jzpiano14]

I would say she is super cute, dunno about hot, but I guess I could see it

[Peter666]

I think she was probably super cute in her late teens early twenties. She should be labelled as cute for her age group now, but not hot.

[mackthefork]

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I think she was probably super cute in her late teens early twenties. She should be labelled as cute for her age group now, but not hot.

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I'm crying right now, but I'm peeling onions, so it could just be a coincidence.

Mack

[RydenStoompala]

I have to go with GoCubs on the Liebert thing (except for that one old promo shot with the blonde hair)...and Ness is hot..
http://www.playwinningpoker.com/photos/erin-ness/Erin1.jpg

...but not the ONLY hot woman playing poker.

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...but not the ONLY hot woman playing poker.

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As evidenced by...


<ul type="square"> Poker Babes (http://www.poker-babes.com/) [/list]

[AlanBostick]

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Jennifer Tilly has to be the hottest.

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My GF and I just watched Bound the other night. We both agreed that Tilly was too femme for either her or my tastes, although she was great eye candy, but it was Nina Gershon who was truyly hot.

[BBD]

I vote for Isabella Mercier; she's got it going on! pretty tough in the ring, as well.

[DCWildcat]

erin ness isn't a poker player, she's a maxim writer posing as a poker player. read her article on herself, she's horrible.

[DCWildcat]

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erin ness isn't a poker player, she's a maxim writer posing as a poker player. read her article on herself, she's horrible.

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i forgot to add that she's still ridiculously hot

[willmay3]

Dear All,

I think we need a definitive list her, from an expert, based on sound criteria. So, I will give the list of the top 10 hottest women playing poker either professionally, or with some sort of semi-professional status today.

My qualifications:

1. I am a loser who has some time to think about this ridiculous question.

2. I have been an active heterosexual for nearly 36 years.

3. I have discriminating tastes as evidenced by the fact that I dated 9 of the 10 finalists of the Miss South Carolina Pageant, 1992.

4. Did I say I was a loser already, and if I didn't, doesn't point #3 really just say it all?!?!?!?!

The Criteria. 10 Points each category, 4 categories, 40 points scoring a perfect 40 on the total "Poker Hotness Meter"

1. Total Hotness, irregardless of personality. As some have pointed out, take away the chips, etc. and is this person still hot.

2. Personality. Again, we all know that looks aren't everything, and a great personality can pull you up from a 6.5 to an 8.

3. Playing ability - The better you play the hotter you are. Trust me, there is nothing as exciting as seeing a hot, sexy, incredibly nice women drag a MASSIVE pot.

4. How UNLIKE Phil Hellmuth are they. This is subjective, but the more someone reminds me of Phil the more unattractive they are.

OK, so the Top 10:

1. Jennifer Harmen - 36.5
Total Hotness - 6.5 (yeah, she's cute, but not the same as being hot).
Personality - 10, is there anyone better?
Playing Ability - 10
Unlike PH - 10 (she's the anti - Phil)

2 (tie). Cindy Violette - 31
Total Hotness - 6 (But only because of age)
Personality - 7 (not great, but she isn't annoying)
Playing Ability - 9, not playing in the biggest games, a braclet winner.
Unlike PH - 9 (very gracious and takes her losses against Donkey's well).

2 (tie). Isabelle Mercier - 31
Total Hotness - 9, You ever hear her say shuffle up and deal while wearing a very nice evening dress and having her hair all dolled up?!?!? It is very hot.
Personality - 8, she has this cold/french thing going on that is way cool.
Playing Ability - 8
Unlike PH - 6. Her only bad score. Being French, she is just a little like Phil.

4. Clonie Gowen - 28
Total Hotness - 8
Personality - 6
Playing Ability - 7
Unlike Phil - 7

5. Shirley Rosario - 27
Total Hotness - 7.5
Personaility - 7.5
Playing Ability - 4
Unlike Phil - 8

6. Evelyn Ng - 26
Total Hotness - 7
Personality - 5
Playing Ability - 6
Unlike Phil - 8

7. Jennifer "Jennicide" Leigh - 25.5
Total Hotness - 6.5
Personality - 6
Playing Ability - 7
Unlike Phil - 6

8 (tie). Erin Ness - 25
Total Hotness - 9
Personality - 10
Playing Ability - 1
Unlike Phil - 5

8 (Tie). Mimi Rogers - 25
Total Hotness - 6
Personality - 6
Playing Ability - 4
Unlike Phil - 8

10. Jennifer Tilly - 23
Total Hotness - 6
Personality - 6
Playing Ability - 4
Unlike Phil - 3
***4 bonus points on "unrelated category" for her performance in "Bullets Over Broadway" - The single best performance in the single best comedy of our generation***

Well there you have it gentlemen. No one can dispute my results. NO ONE!

[12AX7]

Umm... no therapy is not required. Ask here if she's into bubble bath. LOL!

I have to agree with some others here too. Cindy Violette has a "je ne sais qoi" too.

You are male, they are babes. You are engineered by [fill in the blank, "God", "Evolution", "Testosterone", whatever] to want them.

End of story.

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Jennifer Tilly has to be the hottest.

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My GF and I just watched Bound the other night. We both agreed that Tilly was too femme for either her or my tastes, although she was great eye candy, but it was Nina Gershon who was truyly hot.

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It's Gina. And yes she is hotter than Tilly by far.

[RydenStoompala]

Thanks Will

I am glad to see Jennifer atop your "undisputed" hot list. It verifies that I am focused on the right babes.

Someone please let Jen know that she outranked an impressive field of babeage to take top honours and that we do recognize that she is not only a top player but that she in no way reminds any of us of Phil Helmuth.

[Aceshigh7]

Umm, where's Cecilia Nordenstam on your list? She belongs at the very top of the list.

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I vote for Isabella Mercier; she's got it going on! pretty tough in the ring, as well.

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Oh man, that woman drives me wild.

[Don Olney]

Well-- YOU HAVE GOOD TAST----she is a good looking lady YEP YEP YEP--- that leather bike look works well for her----
WOOO HOOO JH---

I personally think Jennifer Tilly is not attractive at all...whatsoever...I'd go as far as to say above average. Add on that annoying voice...Does anyone here agree?

[12AX7]

"The Anti-Phil"... priceless. LOL!

[27offsuit]

"Nice speech, Buddy. Nice speech."

Liz Liu.

[RustyCJ]

Jen is definitely cute and she seems like someone who would be cool just to know, someone who would be fun and probably doesn't realize how cute she is, which makes her even more cool.

However, Clonie Gowen does it for me, absolutely adorable.

Mimi Rogers - not a real poker player but oh lord is she hot.

[JerseyTom]

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Jennifer Tilly has to be the hottest.

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My GF and I just watched Bound the other night. We both agreed that Tilly was too femme for either her or my tastes, although she was great eye candy, but it was Nina Gershon who was truyly hot.

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It's Gina. And yes she is hotter than Tilly by far.

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Word.

[TomBrooks]

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I am having fantasies involving Jennifer, the fountains at Bellagio and a large box of soap suds.

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Sounds like your either an exhibitionist or a clean freak. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I find intelligent, confident women very appealing; and she's got this "girl next door" thing going for her.

So, yes, she's hot.

[Bluffoon]

Jennifer Harman give massage therapy?

Sign me up.