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12-18-2005, 07:39 PM
yourcity.craigslist.com

then goto services-> erotic.
http://a.im.craigslist.org/L1/VJ/NolBJlddiU7sYkfBYLy5WpFSneOy.jpg

http://a.im.craigslist.org/lY/9S/oMyHKADq4FVPQVCKQM0MNUdwWGUQ.jpg
http://a.im.craigslist.org/7D/AQ/JO9qcYCny6VLL1jv2QbCpJ0oSWIX.jpg

I couldnt decide. They are all pretty [censored] ugl.y

stabn
12-18-2005, 07:47 PM
This or something like it has been done 3x, and there are no hot hookers in seattle /images/graemlins/frown.gif.

Sponger15SB
12-18-2005, 07:48 PM
Its way funnier to post the ugliest ones.

stabn
12-18-2005, 08:03 PM
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Its way funnier to post the ugliest ones.

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I totally agree.

benza13
12-18-2005, 08:06 PM
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Its way funnier to post the ugliest ones.

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This reply is useless without pics.

12-18-2005, 08:11 PM
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Its way funnier to post the ugliest ones.

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Touche.

This is really nasty, and didnt want to scare anyone, so follow the link, if you dar. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ers/118673021.html)

tongni
12-18-2005, 08:18 PM
I see you live in St. Louis as well. I almost vomited at some of the pictures, and swore out loud several times. This sucked.

MikeNaked
12-18-2005, 08:40 PM
Hello there all you very generous gentlemen, my name is Vanessa. I'm feeling really naughty right now and since its so cozy inside cum over and play with me. Donation for french is $100 & full service is $200.


http://a.im.craigslist.org/lg/DE/SqP0fQPUSIPPYnxULhej55FfI0Kh.jpg

MikeNaked
12-18-2005, 08:48 PM
Sorry, here's some decent ones:

http://b.im.craigslist.org/li/36/m5tLzfM3oHVFG3OYGzqitGLlspKg.jpghttp://a.im.craigslist.org/Vd/OS/WC3c807UASQ5f2vmBEaTwt0MSXAu.jpg

http://b.im.craigslist.org/Ic/Ff/xQ2X5cskx1v7oq1XbtcGBHyyVnuj.jpg
http://b.im.craigslist.org/if/wi/wOLzXX2RNslKuP4tXMY79UVbfS1x.jpg http://b.im.craigslist.org/Um/E0/bH9olRVpL2q3000j3MerRW3N3fSu.jpg

M2d
12-18-2005, 08:54 PM
what's french?

JihadOnTheRiver
12-18-2005, 08:58 PM
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what's french?

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It's the "you can't arrest me because I didn't say hummer," 'hummer.'

kurosh
12-18-2005, 09:04 PM
MikeNaked,

I would definitely pay for that last one. Nice.

YourFoxyGrandma
12-18-2005, 09:14 PM
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Its way funnier to post the ugliest ones.

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Touche.

This is really nasty, and didnt want to scare anyone, so follow the link, if you dar. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ers/118673021.html)

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The funny part is imagining that lady excitedly putting the final touches on her page and then thinking to herself, "That oughta do it."

12-18-2005, 09:16 PM
The cream of the crop from my hometown:

http://www.walrus.com/~ddprod/Images/obese.jpg

bwana devil
12-18-2005, 09:25 PM
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Sorry, here's some decent ones:
http://b.im.craigslist.org/if/wi/wOLzXX2RNslKuP4tXMY79UVbfS1x.jpg



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i was just searching my area and she was in there. i bet youre not in austin area. sounds like the ole bait-n-switch. egads.

bwana

_2000Flushes
12-18-2005, 09:48 PM
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Sorry, here's some decent ones:

http://b.im.craigslist.org/li/36/m5tLzfM3oHVFG3OYGzqitGLlspKg.jpghttp://a.im.craigslist.org/Vd/OS/WC3c807UASQ5f2vmBEaTwt0MSXAu.jpg

http://b.im.craigslist.org/Ic/Ff/xQ2X5cskx1v7oq1XbtcGBHyyVnuj.jpg
http://b.im.craigslist.org/if/wi/wOLzXX2RNslKuP4tXMY79UVbfS1x.jpg http://b.im.craigslist.org/Um/E0/bH9olRVpL2q3000j3MerRW3N3fSu.jpg

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Those last few were surely taken in her kid's room.

-2kF

wiggs73
12-18-2005, 09:55 PM
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The cream of the crop from my hometown:

http://www.walrus.com/~ddprod/Images/obese.jpg

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i bet the one on the right has never felt skinnier.

Namdrahsirhc
12-18-2005, 10:36 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ers/119108326.html

this one made me laugh

surfinillini
12-18-2005, 10:40 PM
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http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ers/119108326.html

this one made me laugh

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this one made me puke

did that say "uncut" shemale - pretty sick man

MikeNaked
12-18-2005, 10:44 PM
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Sorry, here's some decent ones:
http://b.im.craigslist.org/if/wi/wOLzXX2RNslKuP4tXMY79UVbfS1x.jpg



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i was just searching my area and she was in there. i bet youre not in austin area. sounds like the ole bait-n-switch. egads.

bwana

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Yep. I'm in Portland, OR.

Someone should report this!

Namdrahsirhc
12-18-2005, 10:50 PM
Yes it did say "uncut"

What bothers me is that when you originally click the link, it says nothing about this chick being a dude. When i opened the link it was kinda like they pointed at me and said "gotcha"

surfinillini
12-18-2005, 10:56 PM
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Yes it did say "uncut"

What bothers me is that when you originally click the link, it says nothing about this chick being a dude. When i opened the link it was kinda like they pointed at me and said "gotcha"

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nice cans though, not gonna lie /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Namdrahsirhc
12-18-2005, 10:58 PM
Unfortunately i have to agree...

surfinillini
12-18-2005, 11:00 PM
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Unfortunately i have to agree...

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god, we're schmucks

she scarily resembles porn star Tabitha Stevens

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/tabitha_stevens.jpg

Namdrahsirhc
12-18-2005, 11:03 PM
yikes, not sure who that is, but yikes

surfinillini
12-18-2005, 11:04 PM
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yikes, not sure who that is, but yikes

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porn star Tabitha Stevens

PoBoy321
12-18-2005, 11:09 PM
^*^*^*^*^*^ Plenty of "Skins" for your "Cowboy" ^*^*^*^*^ (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/119119042.html)

12-18-2005, 11:20 PM
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^*^*^*^*^*^ Plenty of "Skins" for your "Cowboy" ^*^*^*^*^ (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/119119042.html)

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1 touchdown - 175$ both
multiple touchdowns - 250$ both
800+ lbs of lovin all night long- Priceless

surfinillini
12-18-2005, 11:22 PM
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^*^*^*^*^*^ Plenty of "Skins" for your "Cowboy" ^*^*^*^*^ (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/119119042.html)

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1 touchdown - 175$ both
multiple touchdowns - 250$ both
800+ lbs of lovin all night long- Priceless

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I smell a marketing career for you.

As for skins - I got your skins right here bitch...I'd actually pay for these


http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/tgifchillicheesepotatoskins.jpg