Politically Correct Felonies

[WackityWhiz]

Soo, that's what my buddy wanted to call these... We are/were high as [censored] @ McDonalds when we thought of different types of phrases worded like this:

I'm not a Drunk, I just Drink a lot
or
I'm not a Plumber, I just Crack a lot

Think of some new ones, these would look great on t-shirts

*Random Thought #1 - McDonalds should come out with a sandwich called a triple double that has a bun and 6 patties.

**Random Thought #2 - Instead of dances like the lawnmower and the sprinkler, there should be dances that have to do with things you do while you drive. (AKA: Turning, Honking, Reaching for the glove compartment, rolling down the windows, etc) That would get all the chicks!

[Lazymeatball]

these are all horrible

[diebitter]

Get the hot chick pics lined up, NOW


And my suggested T-shirt phrase:

*GUARANTEED WELL-MANNERED*
J.Arthur's only on Bristols or Boat!
Barnet not allowed.



They ask what this means, you're in like Flynn.

[WackityWhiz]

My connection is bad right now for some reason, I'll make a new post with chicks later on today after I wake up.

Same questions as last time? Or do you think different ones would be better?

Last ones = Which 3 of these girls deserves your cock in their mouths? and Which of these girls would best suit you in a relationship?

any new questions feel free to post them here or PM me

I'm not a Perv, I just Jerk a lot