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ChipWrecked

12-18-2005, 01:10 AM

We used to throw paint on the stone lions in front of the SAE house... wooohooo so drunk.... then they would hit golf balls at us from their lawn to the outside basketball courts further down the hill.

[censored] frat punks. 25 years later I still hate you.

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ddss6_99

12-18-2005, 01:19 AM

I'd have to say my favorite so far was duct taping everyone on my hallway's (including the RA) door frame completely shut. That was pretty funny.

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12-18-2005, 01:21 AM

I can think of numerous great pranks, but the worst was when involved in a prank war, another dorm decided it would be funny to put 25 pounds of ground beef in the showers of our dorm. Our reactions mostly consisted of WTF?

Lazymeatball

12-18-2005, 01:31 AM

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I'd have to say my favorite so far was duct taping everyone on my hallway's (including the RA) door frame completely shut. That was pretty funny.

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I bet you're glad there wasn't a fire, or else you'd be looking at several counts of mansluaghter.

bwana devil

12-18-2005, 01:47 AM

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i think posters w/ " * " shouldnt be posting " * " as recommendations for other posters. they have little creditibility.

this is a fine fine starting post.

bwana

tubalkain

12-18-2005, 02:12 AM

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i think posters w/ " * " shouldnt be posting " * " as recommendations for other posters. they have little creditibility.

this is a fine fine starting post.

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And the other four posters who recommended * are what? *s in training?

CallMeIshmael

12-18-2005, 02:41 AM

Two favourites that I have done:

A) Dress up as pacman and ghosts, and have the ghosts chase me through classrooms whilst the pacman music is played on a boombox

B) Dress up as the hamburgler, walk into a bank with a white pillowcase with a '$' painted on it, and make a deposit with small bills in the bag.

istewart

12-18-2005, 02:53 AM

Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

J-Lo

12-18-2005, 11:20 AM

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Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

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link?

WackityWhiz

12-18-2005, 11:44 AM

http://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/post-66484-1133593860_thumb.jpg

Virginia Tech students snuck onto the field before the big rivalry and painted their logo @ midfield... awesome

eviljeff

12-18-2005, 12:36 PM

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B) Dress up as the hamburgler, walk into a bank with a white pillowcase with a '$' painted on it, and make a deposit with small bills in the bag.

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I would, uh, discourage people from trying this one.

CallMeIshmael

12-18-2005, 01:57 PM

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Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

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Dude, Pacman is hugely successful.

Ive done it several years, and get emaiils out of the blue from both students and professors asking us to hit their classes. (its done every halloween)

ALSO, note: istewart didnt like the fact that we INTERUPTED CLASSES. WTF IS THAT????

CallMeIshmael

12-18-2005, 01:59 PM

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Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

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link?

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Its not online. Where is a good spot to host that kinda thing?

Evan

12-18-2005, 02:23 PM

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Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

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link?

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Its not online. Where is a good spot to host that kinda thing?

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http://www.yousendit.com/

canis582

12-18-2005, 02:49 PM

We penny locked the president of our fraternity in his room the night before a big job interview that he missed because of us. The other guy we did it to broke his ankle when he jumped out of his window to go to work.

surfinillini

12-18-2005, 03:10 PM

Guy lived across from me in my fraternity house, we always smoked together, went in on 8ths and stuff. He had a ritual that after a session he would always open his peanut butter jar, take a big whiff, and then make a PB&J sandwich.

So, I was pissed b/c he took me for $100 the night before playing Stud (1st time I ever played stud). I decided to get him back, so I took his new peanut butter Jiff jar, emptied it out and then went #2 inside (taco $hits to the max).

We finished our session, he opened his peanut butter can, totally not expecting anything else to be in there. He took a big whiff, then put his head out the window and puked on another kid's new car.

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12-18-2005, 03:11 PM

We took our RA's door off and replaced it with another door and redecorated it to look like his door. He could not figure out why his key wouldn't work.

CallMeIshmael

12-18-2005, 03:21 PM

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Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

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link?

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Its not online. Where is a good spot to host that kinda thing?

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http://www.yousendit.com/

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link to video (http://s60.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3RNC4CL2G0FWY3EV27P0W5E4QJ)

Some kid took this on his camera phone, and it eventually got back to me. I was unware that this video was being made.

Brain

12-18-2005, 03:25 PM

CMI,
That's fantastic. I wish we would have been that creative in school.

istewart

12-18-2005, 03:25 PM

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CMI,
That's fantastic. I wish we would have been that creative in school.

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wtf

CallMeIshmael

12-18-2005, 03:28 PM

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CMI,
That's fantastic. I wish we would have been that creative in school.

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wtf

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YOUR ARGUMENT AGAINST IT IS THAT I INTERUPTED CLASSES! YOU ARE GAY.

CallMeIshmael

12-18-2005, 03:30 PM

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CMI,
That's fantastic. I wish we would have been that creative in school.

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tyty

TheBlueMonster

12-18-2005, 03:33 PM

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Guy lived across from me in my fraternity house, we always smoked together, went in on 8ths and stuff. He had a ritual that after a session he would always open his peanut butter jar, take a big whiff, and then make a PB&J sandwich.

So, I was pissed b/c he took me for $100 the night before playing Stud (1st time I ever played stud). I decided to get him back, so I took his new peanut butter Jiff jar, emptied it out and then went #2 inside (taco $hits to the max).

We finished our session, he opened his peanut butter can, totally not expecting anything else to be in there. He took a big whiff, then put his head out the window and puked on another kid's new car.

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that's so nasty. And yet hilarious. Of course it would be more funny if his ritual was to reach into the jar and lick his fingers before he made a sandwich (want a chocolate covered pretzel?... /images/graemlins/wink.gif )

surfinillini

12-18-2005, 03:40 PM

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Guy lived across from me in my fraternity house, we always smoked together, went in on 8ths and stuff. He had a ritual that after a session he would always open his peanut butter jar, take a big whiff, and then make a PB&J sandwich.

So, I was pissed b/c he took me for $100 the night before playing Stud (1st time I ever played stud). I decided to get him back, so I took his new peanut butter Jiff jar, emptied it out and then went #2 inside (taco $hits to the max).

We finished our session, he opened his peanut butter can, totally not expecting anything else to be in there. He took a big whiff, then put his head out the window and puked on another kid's new car.

Sweeet revenge /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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that's so nasty. And yet hilarious. Of course it would be more funny if his ritual was to reach into the jar and lick his fingers before he made a sandwich (want a chocolate covered pretzel?... /images/graemlins/wink.gif )

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it was classic, it was a joke though, no hard feelings but he was kinda pissed understandably.

we did lots of other funny [censored] too but that one was all me.

Lots of monstoning, the classic tied 3 rooms doors together and pull the fire alarm, lots of fire extinguishers were prematurely used and lots of non-malicious cock blocking ensued in the late hours of the nights.

siccjay

12-18-2005, 03:46 PM

My first year my room and another room of friends took turns dumping nasty buckets of [censored] on each others door. (Not [censored] but disgusting mixtures of foul smelling items) It ended when the big football player in our room got tired of the retaliation and put what they threw on our door in a bucket and dumped it in their showers. Game over.

hobbsmann

12-18-2005, 04:07 PM

In a college a couple of my buddies would do this thing called poop dollar. One of them would [censored] in a bag or what not and then wipe the back of a dollar bill with said [censored]. They would then go place the bill [censored] side down on the sidewalk outside of their apartment and film the ensuing hilarity as people would walk by and pick up the tainted dollar. The first time I saw the video of this stunt it was quite possibly the funniest thing I had ever seen.

surfinillini

12-18-2005, 04:09 PM

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In a college a couple of my buddies would do this thing called poop dollar. One of them would [censored] in a bag or what not and then wipe the back of a dollar bill with said [censored]. They would then go place the bill [censored] side down on the sidewalk outside of their apartment and film the ensuing hilarity as people would walk by and pick up the tainted dollar. The first time I saw the video of this stunt it was quite possibly the funniest thing I had ever seen.

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hmm - poopoo dollar - never ever heard of that ???

hobbsmann

12-18-2005, 04:13 PM

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might not have been that origianl, but stil hilarious.

buffett

12-18-2005, 04:15 PM

I'm all for interrupting classes, but I prefer Prangst to Pranks: grainy version (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4534026295383304805&q=lecture+musi cal). A better version of this, plus other cool stuff, can be found at www.prangstgrup.com. (http://www.prangstgrup.com.)

SackUp

12-18-2005, 04:17 PM

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Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

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link?

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Its not online. Where is a good spot to host that kinda thing?

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http://www.yousendit.com/

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link to video (http://s60.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3RNC4CL2G0FWY3EV27P0W5E4QJ)

Some kid took this on his camera phone, and it eventually got back to me. I was unware that this video was being made.

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HAHAHAHHA That is comic gold. Well Fcking Done!!

And to the idiots who said a "*" for this thread should get a * themselves. This is a great topic.

while I was at school there were a couple pranks, nothing too crazy. Stupid stuff like putting detergent in a fountain. Some dudes later got the bright idea of filling a fountain with gasoline and lighting it on fire. The was pretty cool looking. Many other things ended up being burned that night as well. Why a full couch was lit on fire I have no idea...

surfinillini

12-18-2005, 04:20 PM

When I was in school I saw some d-bag crew light a couch on fire every weekend.

I think there is a fine line b/w PRANKS and just [censored] $hit up...for the latter, I've done plenty but it's good to name real pranks.

JonPKibble

12-18-2005, 04:22 PM

A guy I knew got dumped by his girlfriend, and made a priceless parody video. Included in it was a pr0n scene between the two.

Sweet revenge, until the girl's lawyers found out.

ThinkQuick

12-18-2005, 04:40 PM

CallMeIshmael

12-18-2005, 05:39 PM

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Having seen the video of CMI's Prank A, I feel I can advise that none of you ever try this.

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link?

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Its not online. Where is a good spot to host that kinda thing?

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http://www.yousendit.com/

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link to video (http://s60.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3RNC4CL2G0FWY3EV27P0W5E4QJ)

Some kid took this on his camera phone, and it eventually got back to me. I was unware that this video was being made.

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actually very funny

what is the pac-man costume?
is it as low tech as the ghosts?

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Pac man is made out of foam board.

Here is a close up of it after I finished:

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1333/dscn030826ct.jpg

Nick-Zack

12-18-2005, 05:59 PM

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It will be even more fun when a fire breaks out in the dorm and no one can get out.

We used to pour a whole container of baby powder on the floor in front of peoples doors and then use a hair dryer to blow it in - they will be finding baby powder in their things for months to come.

eviljeff

12-18-2005, 06:41 PM

some of these should clearly be in the 'dickest move' thread. anyway, check out harvardsucks.org

20Five

12-18-2005, 11:35 PM

two words, upper decker.

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Koss

12-19-2005, 09:44 AM

I went to a co-op school where we're in school 3 months then work 3 months, and it operates year round. That means half the school is working while the other half is taking class. Our frat house was constantly looking for ways to dick the section of students that moves in immediately after we're done with class. In our last day at school, as a "going away present" we went on the internet and found some of the nastiest porn out there. Grandmas, horses, gay stuff, you name it, we found it. We took the 10 worst pictures, and printed off 100 each, and hid them everywhere. 1000 pictures and all, stuffed everywhere in the house imaginable. They will be finding this crap for the next 20 years.

12-19-2005, 10:06 AM

I go to school about halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles; good mix of students from both Northern and Southern California. After Game 7 of the 2002 World Series (Giants v. Angels), I returned to my dorm room to find that Angels fans had raided my desktop with a picture of Tim Salmon hitting a home run or some stupid [censored] like that. Sounds stupid, but it was like kicking a man in the sack while he's down. Very depressing moment.