Myspace: tl; dr.

[TheWorstPlayer]

Yo, can we get a summary of that beast? I feel like there is some gold in there, but no way am I gonna find it. I want highlights. And preferably links. Thanks!

[Sponger15SB]

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Yo, can we get a summary of that beast? I feel like there is some gold in there, but no way am I gonna find it. I want highlights. And preferably links. Thanks!

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[razor]

Guys trying to bang chicks, progress being made...

[istewart]

I refuse to open that piece of [censored] thread.

[Los Feliz Slim]

On the very last page right now, [censored] is arranging a meeting with a woman who might be a man. That's worth something, isn't it?

[TheIrishThug]

i got up to like 20, then i realized it was growing faster than i was reading.
in what i read:
[censored] says he wants to bang some bitches via myspace.
discusion of openers, "inside?" suggested and used
[censored] ends up messaging 2 roommates
tony p worked out a meeting for drinks.
there is a NSF-OOT forum on myspace.

that's as far as i got.

Can I get a summary of all the summary threads?

[razor]

Guys trying to bang chicks, progress being made.

[[censored]]

Here's the latest update from Vavoom

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Right I'm going to make this a long one purely because I think it needs to be :

It'll be to the best of my summarising ability also....


Right :

* Original Summary (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4184623&S earchpage=1&Main=4155395&Words=%2Bbanging+Vavavoom &topic=&Search=true#Post4184623)

* 2nd Summary

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Right, I have decided that I need to post a new update...

Basically :

DIDS (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=103 83870) has created a masterpiece of a Survey on his myspace...

[censored] has taken it to a new level - [Censored]'s Masterclass (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4199342)

My advice is to read the thread and see the different directions that it is heading in...

And Get on board....so far we have 73 OOt'iots....Here is the link-a-roony =

OOT'iots (http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=1 01661333&Mytoken=8f420a6a-4354-49ae-acf5-c0b4d91d5b03)

Regards

Vavavoom


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* 3rd Summary

I have done this to the best of my following ability and purely due to boredom...

The "Potentials With Credentials" and there stats or links worth reading:

1. Stevolution has been doing homework on other guys and their inability to chat up ladies on both sides of the globe...

2. The Truth (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4209640&S earchpage=3&Main=4155395&Words=The+Truth&topic=&Se arch=true#Post4209640) did this fantastic bit or work and u have to read the following 8 profiles and stories...Incl Conversation with GORIE (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4209661&S earchpage=2&Main=4155395&Words=The+Truth&topic=&Se arch=true#Post4209661)
The Truth has taken this thread to the next level....Even mucking with their subconscious ( Pretty Good Guidance) (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4210033&S earchpage=1&Main=4155395&Words=The+Truth&topic=&Se arch=true#Post4210033)

3. Diebitter and MyTurnToRaise have raised concerns with actually getting on with these girls and then shattering their world by releasing them to the Lions Den of OOT.....Suggested that only be-atches and Ho-zilla's get nominated.....[censored] has threatened Mod action with this Pussy-ing out attempt....

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no pussies allowed in my thread. any more of that talk and ill abuse my mod powers

the trainwreck is done like this.

you post the report and profile link and OOT causes the trainwreck. that allows you deniability.

also for reference all trainwreck causing links should be to the direct post and not the start of the post. I doubt any girl will wade through all of this


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4. [censored] is flying at the moment and by my count has 4 or 5 in full motion...

BRENDA (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4210035&S earchpage=1&Main=4155395&Words=+%5Bcensored%5D&top ic=&Search=true#Post4210035)

HILLARY (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4210062&S earchpage=1&Main=4155395&Words=+%5Bcensored%5D&top ic=&Search=true#Post4210062)

JULIE (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4210073&S earchpage=1&Main=4155395&Words=+%5Bcensored%5D&top ic=&Search=true#Post4210073)

5. BEP has met up with 3 girls and has trip reports to follow ....

6. Tony P has been MIA = STEP ONE INITIALISED (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=4201277&S earchpage=1&Main=4155395&Words=+Tony+Paladino&topi c=&Search=true#Post4201277)

Possible report to follow....

7. For all the haters/doubters/mofo's....Read the thread if u get bored...it has some all time comedy classic in it...and remember that this could be quite clearly one of the funniest things to happen in 2005/early 2006 on this forum..

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HOWEVER IT MUST BE REMEMBERED THAT THIS THREAD IS ONLY 6 DAYS OLD !!!!!

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Note: Apologies If I have missed out anyones successes....but these are what I could find/weed out from the 3292840334893 posts in the thread...

Anyways,

Fondest Regards

Vavavoom

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[KingDan]

All,

I think it should be restarted in a new thread, cut down on load times.

[MyTurn2Raise]

no

I think you're dumb. Get a faster connection.

I /images/graemlins/heart.gif the myspace thread.

[InchoateHand]

No [censored] way I'm reading that [censored].

[MrWookie47]

To add to [censored]'s copy of VaVaVoom's:

Tom Collins has gone on a date with a psycho midget who burns herself, and some other chick who obviously wants his nuts, but doesn't put out on the first date. He's clearly in the lead, but [censored] could easily come from behind (har har har) and beat him out on the way to the thread's first trainwreck.