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einbert

12-16-2005, 04:38 AM

BB ($30.65)
Hero ($290.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8/images/graemlins/club.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. SB posts a blind of $1.
1 fold, Hero raises to $7, Button calls $7, 1 fold, BB calls $5.

Flop: ($22) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $15, Button folds, Hero calls $8.65.

Turn: ($45.65) K/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)

River: ($45.65) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)

Final Pot: $45.65

Results in white below: 
BB has Ah 4h (one pair, fours).
Hero has 8c Jd (high card, king).
Outcome: BB wins $45.65.

Filip

12-16-2005, 04:46 AM

pwnd!!1

einbert

12-16-2005, 04:47 AM

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 max, 6 handed) internettexasholdem.com (http://www.internettexasholdem.com)

Hero ($233.15)
UTG ($1041.50)
MP ($178.72)
CO ($318.83)
Button ($188.80)
SB ($86.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, MP calls $2, CO calls $2, Button calls $2, SB goes all in $84.05,

Hahahahahaha.

JackThree

12-16-2005, 04:50 AM

hahaha that's great

EnderW27

12-16-2005, 04:52 AM

He knew you'd bluff at the pot, he knew you'd be pot committed and call with any two, and he knew you wouldn't pair up by the end. It's all pretty standard really.

PoBoy321

12-16-2005, 04:52 AM

Wait, so you called a check/raise all-in with J high, or is the converter just screwed up?

einbert

12-16-2005, 04:54 AM

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Wait, so you called a check/raise all-in with J high, or is the converter just screwed up?

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Yes, I called it getting about 5-1.
If I have six clean outs I am only a 3.5-1 dog.
Also there is a decent chance I have the best hand on this board.

PoBoy321

12-16-2005, 04:58 AM

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Wait, so you called a check/raise all-in with J high, or is the converter just screwed up?

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Yes, I called it getting about 5-1.
If I have six clean outs I am only a 3.5-1 dog.
Also there is a decent chance I have the best hand on this board.

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Oh. That makes sense.

einbert

12-16-2005, 04:59 AM

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Oh. That makes sense.

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Plus you know I got a couple of nice backdoor straight draws.

PoBoy321

12-16-2005, 05:02 AM

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Oh. That makes sense.

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Plus you know I got a couple of nice backdoor straight draws.

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Not to mention 2 pair or trips. Come to think of it, there were so many ways you could have won this hand, I can't believe you didn't! There's the real bad beat!

einbert

12-16-2005, 05:03 AM

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Oh. That makes sense.

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Plus you know I got a couple of nice backdoor straight draws.

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Not to mention 2 pair or trips. Come to think of it, there were so many ways you could have won this hand, I can't believe you didn't! There's the real bad beat!

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That was exactly my thought process!

I guess great minds think alike :-D.

JackThree

12-16-2005, 05:29 AM

that [censored] luckbox

einbert

12-16-2005, 05:37 AM

josh1slim: joshinu = joshdog?
#3209717065: sbenzies wins $12.45
joshinu: huh?
josh1slim: inu is japanese for dog
joshinu: lol
#3209718699: josh1slim wins $11
joshinu: not meant that way but thx 4 the info
josh1slim: np
joshinu: now it means that 2
josh1slim: pretty cool

QUICKREPLIE'D

einbert

12-16-2005, 05:55 AM

Hahahahaha I own so bad.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($342.95)
SB ($801.65)
BB ($168.85)
UTG ($521.83)
MP ($174.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Kc, Ad. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, UTG calls $6.

Flop: ($19) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($19) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($19) Q/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $19

Results below:
UTG has Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, a full house, jacks full of queens.
Hero has K/images/graemlins/club.gif A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (one pair, queens).
Outcome: UTG wins $19.

einbert

12-16-2005, 06:04 AM

Hero ($3714.35)
SB ($8527.65)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, MP raises to $5, Hero calls $5, 1 fold, BB calls $3, UTG calls $3.

Flop: ($21) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $12, BB folds, UTG folds, MP folds.

Final Pot: $33

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins $33. 

OMG rigged

NLfool

12-16-2005, 06:07 AM

wait where is ellix powers when you need him? You called me with J high!!!

einbert

12-16-2005, 06:09 AM

***** Hand History for Game 3209781244 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, December 16, 05:06:56 EDT 2005
Table Table 69193 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: josh1slim ( $386.85 )
Seat 2: joshinu ( $793.30 )
Seat 4: sbenzies ( $507.58 )
Seat 6: roybo680 ( $140.95 )
Seat 3: copedude ( $165.85 )
Seat 5: DJ_rewind ( $193.75 )
roybo680 posts small blind [$1].
josh1slim posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to josh1slim [ 7h 8h ]
joshinu is all-In [$793.30]
sbenzies folds.
DJ_rewind: okay...
DJ_rewind folds.
roybo680: lets think
roybo680: noooooooooooooooooo
roybo680 folds.
josh1slim folds.
joshinu shows [ Ac, Ad ] a pair of aces.
joshinu wins $796.30 from the main pot with a pair of aces.
lol
copedude has left the table.

einbert

12-16-2005, 06:54 AM

ahahhahahahahhahahhahaha

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) internettexasholdem.com (http://www.internettexasholdem.com)

Hero ($416)
BB ($325.45)
UTG ($134.25)
MP ($543.48)
CO ($309.95)
Button ($115.05)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif. Hero posts a blind of $1.
2 folds, CO calls $2, Button calls $2, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($8) K/images/graemlins/club.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($8) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players)
Hero bets $8, BB folds, CO folds, Button calls $8.

River: ($24) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $400 all-in, Button calls all-in ($108).
Final Pot: $231

Results below:
Hero has T/images/graemlins/club.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif (straight, ace high).
Button has A/images/graemlins/spade.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $231.