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SippinSoma
12-15-2005, 07:45 PM
Prob NSFW. 17 minutes of chick fights. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5327558281233743554) [censored] insane.

12-15-2005, 07:50 PM
I /images/graemlins/heart.gif girl on girl violence.... almost as much as I love titties.

pokergrader
12-15-2005, 07:52 PM
It is comforting to know that I can easily beat up all of these "violent" female fighters.

Somebody needs to teach them some style. I mean, once you get the other girl on the ground, how do you possibly let her get up? That is just amateur.

BCPVP
12-15-2005, 07:57 PM
Great song choice. But that girl in the jeans at the start was doing fine till she let the other girl get out of the mount.

12-15-2005, 07:58 PM
I'm not even 1/3 way through yet - this rocks

warning: partial teasers/spoilers:


Vids 1 & 2 - I got wood but lost it when she voluntarily got off of her when she had her head straddled, pity.

Vid 3 - I hope the girl in the white wasn't dead but I love the g-string whale tale on the girl in pink.

Vid 4 - Tag Team ain't cool!

Vid 5 - Girl in white pw3ns - punches to the ear hurt and then I love the girl in black failed comeback bumrush!

Vid 6 - I usually love when a skirt goes flying up but that one hurt my eyes

Vid 7 - (multiple) head bash vs. concrete is unsat!

Vid 8 - I love the "I don't think so!" dance before they clash

kurosh
12-15-2005, 07:58 PM
Watched for about a minute before I was too disgusted to go on.

12-15-2005, 08:02 PM
There could be an entire martial art developed around hair-pulling.

12-15-2005, 08:14 PM
The last clip has the greatest fight combo move ever:

Wedgie / Kick while opponent on ground / Ram head into tree

Awesome!

Peter666
12-15-2005, 08:15 PM
Girls will be girls...wait, wtf??

Somebody is eventually going to get killed in the last fight with a drive by when they least expect it.

PoBoy321
12-15-2005, 08:16 PM
The link's broken. I wanna see some bitch slaps.

EDIT: Never mind, I googled "Girls fighting" and it came up right away.

Seriously, how does NO ONE even try to step in to stop?

SippinSoma
12-15-2005, 08:18 PM
I assure you, the link is not broken. Rather, it is golden.

jba
12-15-2005, 08:20 PM
seriously thought it's broken

i'm pissed

edit: working now

PoBoy321
12-15-2005, 08:35 PM
I'm pretty sure my girlfriend's cousin is in this video.

BCPVP
12-15-2005, 08:36 PM
What a frustrating video to watch as a martial artist! SOOOO many opportunities for killer techniques.

To the girls here: if you get in a fight with a chick, don't punch. Use your elbows. You'll have much more power than trying to punch, because unless you're a boxer, you probably won't do it right or have much power/strength behind the punches. You also want to be in the "mount"; that means straddling the other person's chest. This way, if you are going to punch, they can't hit you in the face while you can devestate theirs.

Rip the other girl's clothes off while your at it.

jba
12-15-2005, 08:37 PM
BCPVP: i was yellowing "ELBOW THAT BITCH!" through the entire vid. nice call

12-15-2005, 08:37 PM
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The last clip has the greatest fight combo move ever:

Wedgie / Kick while opponent on ground / Ram head into tree

Awesome!

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Did you watch the same video I'm watching? Clearly the highlight of the last movie is the pocket knife to the back of the knee. SWEET!

12-15-2005, 08:42 PM
This is awful! Those poor girls. Sometimes I wish comicbook heros were real and could help out the world.

Boris
12-15-2005, 08:53 PM
awesome. bruiser should put a link to this on his website.

12-16-2005, 01:42 AM
this makes me happy

Isura
12-16-2005, 02:14 AM
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Watched for about a minute before I was too disgusted to go on.

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GOd you are a vagina.

TheBlueMonster
12-16-2005, 03:24 AM
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this makes me horny

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12-16-2005, 03:59 AM
shweetness

young nut
12-16-2005, 04:13 AM
lmfao. After watching like a minute of this video, I started thinking, this is what the myspace trainwreck is going to lead to.

Rotating Rabbit
12-16-2005, 09:50 AM
i thought a funny bit was towards the end of the first fight when one of the girls gets up mid fight she draws her hand through her hair (putting it back over her ears like girls with long hair do all the time)