Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All

[wdeadwyler]

Suppose, theoretically, that there was a one on one tournament of every conceivable fictional warrior ever. Who would win?

Any omnipotent being is disqualified.

Differying characters of the same class (ex: Gandalf vs Merlin) should just be referred to as Wizards.

[samjjones]

The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/3419/fonz.gif

[4_2_it]

The superhero who has the power of mind control.

[diebitter]

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The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

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No he has two more. Thunder (left) and lightning (right). Do not [censored] with the Fonz.

[Big_Jim]

Conan the Barbarian. Definitely Conan.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/c/acd4ae7b0d92a4d38a016350ac3bad91.gif

[wdeadwyler]

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The who has the power of mind control.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ummm. Damn, ignore them too?

[samjjones]

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The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

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No he has two more. Thunder (left) and lightning (right). Do not [censored] with the Fonz.

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And his lips. Also, I'm guessing his cock is superpowered too, although I have no firsthand knowledge of this.

[Gunny Highway]

Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

[wdeadwyler]

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Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

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WTF does 16 sided die look like? Does it exist?

[man]

I nominate:
http://www.costumejunkie.com/riddick.jpg
although I would vote for conan.

[CollinEstes]

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TYV06302.jpg

[pokerdirty]

"Caaannn yoooouuuu dig iiiitttttt??????"

[diebitter]

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Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

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WTF does 16 sided die look like? Does it exist?

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It's near enough...
http://img.thefreedictionary.com/wiki/9/97/20-sided_dice_250.jpg

[ArchAngel71857]

Achilles.

Conan is disqualified because he is real.

-AA

[Nicholasp27]

Rex of Rex Kwan Do fame would win this

he has the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man

[CollinEstes]

Nominates:

http://www.fadtoys.com/celebrity/movies/stay-puff-lg.jpg

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

jesus. im sure that guy can throw down.

[diebitter]

Father McGruder (from Brain Dead aka Dead Alive)
http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/38cdb9d0ada59.jpg

"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

[jakethebake]

Those pics are all 18-sided. You can't use an 18-sided die. A 16-sided looks like this.

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/2575/gsonline18299904936iz.jpg

[censored] retards.

[Andrew Fletcher]

The answer, clearly, is Big Foot.

[diebitter]

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Posts: 19999

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1 to go I see!

Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/shadowcat9a/karate-kid.jpg

Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed

Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

ScottieK

[mrkilla]

its a Die used to play D+D with, only the ubber cool played this game

[samjjones]

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Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/shadowcat9a/karate-kid.jpg

ScottieK

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This thread is for the greatest warrior of all, not the most awesome song playing over a film montage of all time.

[Warik]

http://he-man.3wpages.com/He-Man.gif

He-Man.

Who, by definition, is "The Most Powerful Man in the Universe!"

[Andrew Fletcher]

[ QUOTE ]
Conan the Barbarian. Definitely Conan.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/c/acd4ae7b0d92a4d38a016350ac3bad91.gif

[/ QUOTE ]This is so clearly stolen from blazing saddles that Mel Brooks should c.ock slap you.

[coffeecrazy1]

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Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/shadowcat9a/karate-kid.jpg

ScottieK

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This thread is for the greatest warrior of all, not the most awesome song playing over a film montage of all time.

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It wouldn't even win that, since the theme playing over the Bloodsport fight sequences is even more awesome.

[wdeadwyler]

[ QUOTE ]
its a Die used to play D+D with, only the ubber cool played this game

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I played Wereworf, Vampire, and DnD and I had no idea d16 existed. Why not use two d8's?

[samjjones]

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Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/shadowcat9a/karate-kid.jpg

ScottieK

[/ QUOTE ]
This thread is for the greatest warrior of all, not the most awesome song playing over a film montage of all time.

[/ QUOTE ]

It wouldn't even win that, since the theme playing over the Bloodsport fight sequences is even more awesome.

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There is clearly only one way to settle this.
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OOT POLL NOMINATION THREAD!

Galactus. This hombre consumes WORLDS

Check it out:

http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/galactus/profile.html

LLL

[Big_Jim]

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I had no idea d16 existed. Why not use two d8's?

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One 16 sided die != Two 8 sided dice.


Consider a 12 sided die vs. two 6 sided dice.

[coffeecrazy1]

http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg

[icepick]

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Those pics are all 18-sided. You can't use an 18-sided die. A 16-sided looks like this.

[censored] retards.

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But those were pics of a 20 sided die. [censored] retard. Jake, you owe me a beer, so now that's 2.

[Big_Jim]

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This is so clearly stolen from blazing saddles that Mel Brooks should c.ock slap you.

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Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

I change my nomination to Mongo.
http://100megsfree4.com/nzwa/Sludge.jpg

Please Mr. Brooks, don't cock slap me. I still haven't healed since the last time.

[wdeadwyler]

[ QUOTE ]


There is clearly only one way to settle this.
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OOT POLL NOMINATION THREAD!

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Thats what this is supposed to be

[MonkeeMan]

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/1999/1012/photo/a_wc.jpg

Name: Wilt Chamberlain
Team: Warriors 59-64
Conquests: 10,000+

[bosoxfan]

[ QUOTE ]
Why not use two d8's?

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If you use two die rolling a 1 would be very difficult.

[Paluka]

Wolverine.

[diebitter]

Bats
http://www.efavata.com/CBM/images/batman_fp_begins_teaser4_cbm.jpg

[swede123]

Superman
The Hulk
Thor
Odin

[Grisgra]

The answer, duhhhhhh, is Goku.

Whatever the tournament, clearly the finals would be Wonder Boy vs. Young Nasty Man. We all know who wins...

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/9477/wb8dr.jpg

[Hamish McBagpipe]

I know they're on my ass, but now they know I know it.

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5848/dsc08803swan9yo.jpg

[scotty34]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/4718/rasliu1.jpg

[wdeadwyler]

I myself will nominate two heavy contedors:

Jedi
Superman (he is borderline omnipotent, dunno how I feel about him)

Oh yea, and to whoever said Wolverine, Magneto p3wns him bigtime.

Wow! I just joined this site and I already found people that play D&D. You guys are awesome. Let me know if anyone wants to play a game sometime. I warn you I'm probably the best player in my hometown.

[loose passive]

This is the Warrior I thought of....

http://www.sudan.net/graphic/news/people/manute_bol_basketball.jpg

[Eurotrash]

so, essentially, you're asking who is the "Ultimate Warrior?" /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[coffeecrazy1]

As in...

http://www.bsww.de/archive/classicpics/warrior1.jpg

?

[phx]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/21/FVBR2.JPG

[swede123]

Let's get literary geeky for a minute:

How about Lan Mandragoran vs. Aragorn, son of Arathorn?

Swede

[MonkeeMan]

[ QUOTE ]
This is the Warrior I thought of....

http://www.sudan.net/graphic/news/people/manute_bol_basketball.jpg

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Manute is worthy of consideration based on his lion slaying exploits, but upon further review it turns out the lion was sleeping. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Wilt's 10,000+ conquests remains the mark that all swordsmen aspire to match.

[BDarch]

http://www.restless-youth.com/media04/goonies30.jpg

either one will do, the truffle shuffle is unstopable

[theben]

the answer is god.

but i assume you werent looking for something like that, so i'll also vote for:

master yoda

[eviljeff]

Clarkmeister.

[B Dids]

[ QUOTE ]
As in...

http://www.bsww.de/archive/classicpics/warrior1.jpg

?

[/ QUOTE ]

It took WAY too long for this picture to be posted.

[Eurotrash]

[ QUOTE ]
As in...

http://www.bsww.de/archive/classicpics/warrior1.jpg

?

[/ QUOTE ]



precisely.

[BCPVP]

http://www.iyume.com/musashi/self-portrait.jpg

[Gunny Highway]

[ QUOTE ]
so, essentially, you're asking who is the "Ultimate Warrior?" /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

http://media.bestprices.com/content/vhs/50/101857.jpg

[Vote4Pedro]

http://www.hbshows.com/images/captainplanetlogo.jpg

[DoomSlice]

Who is that... the mythical Sun Tzu?

Musashi? Hanzo? Nobunaga? Tokugawa!?!??!

[BCPVP]

[ QUOTE ]
Who is that...Musashi?

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Bingo! Bonus points to you for being in the ball park with the guesses, too.

[yellowjack]

[ QUOTE ]
http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg

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[censored] yeah

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Who is that...Musashi?

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Bingo! Bonus points to you for being in the ball park with the guesses, too.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was too slow. I am unworthy to wear my Musashi t-shirt.

[man]

[ QUOTE ]
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http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg

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[censored] yeah

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every time I look at chuck norris I have such a hard time seeing him as an expert martial artist. maybe it's the beard. yeah I know he'll kill me in his sleep while I'm also sleeping for even thinking about this, etc etc.

[LAGmaniac]

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/speakers/pics/ditka-m.jpg

[Hellrazor]

[ QUOTE ]
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http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg

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[censored] yeah

[/ QUOTE ]
every time I look at chuck norris I have such a hard time seeing him as an expert martial artist. maybe it's the beard. yeah I know he'll kill me in his sleep while I'm also sleeping for even thinking about this, etc etc.

[/ QUOTE ]

Beware of Chuck (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty)

[quarkncover]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8155/1061/1600/walker1.jpg

Where's that walker texas ranger lever when you need it /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Isura]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009QTS1M.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[quarkncover]

http://www.shewasblind.org/lever/10050a.gif
http://www.shewasblind.org/lever/walker.jpg

[pokerdirty]

http://www.nuvo.net/archive/images/07.14.04/anchorman1_4c.jpg

BRICK!

[wdeadwyler]

[ QUOTE ]
Let's get literary geeky for a minute:

How about Lan Mandragoran vs. Aragorn, son of Arathorn?

Swede

[/ QUOTE ]

Lan, and its not close, have you read the latest book yet?

[westside_eh]

[ QUOTE ]
Whatever the tournament, clearly the finals would be Wonder Boy vs. Young Nasty Man. We all know who wins...

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/9477/wb8dr.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Wonderboy...What is the secret of your power?

[wdeadwyler]

Seriously though, does anything beat a Jedi? Anything?

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
Seriously though, does anything beat a Jedi? Anything?

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I'm taking all my noms back, and agreeing with Sam's first reponse in answer to that.

The Fonz, and it's not even close. Cool > the Force.

Be honest, look into your heart, would you rather be the Fonz and get his action, or be Darth Vader and have middle-aged guys be frightened of you when you walk in a meeting?

[housenuts]

http://members.shaw.ca/chowder/idiot_001.jpg

[wdeadwyler]

[ QUOTE ]
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Seriously though, does anything beat a Jedi? Anything?

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I'm taking all my noms back, and agreeing with Sam's first reponse in answer to that.

The Fonz, and it's not even close. Cool > the Force.

Be honest, look into your heart, would you rather be the Fonz and get his action, or be Darth Vader and have middle-aged guys be frightened of you when you walk in a meeting?

[/ QUOTE ]

Id rather be Anakin and do both, or Luke and bang mad Jedi groupies.

But this is about battling, not coolness.

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]

Id rather be Anakin and do both, or Luke and bang mad Jedi groupies.

But this is about battling, not coolness.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yep, I got diverted.

Thunder and lightning would still pwn Anakin, I reckon. Light sabres are for pussies. Ask Solo.

Remember, the Fonz saved the world alone by beating Mork, and Here's further argument to support the Fonz's case (http://www.louanders.com/2005/03/power-of-cool-arthur-fonzarelli-as.html).

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.foggiaweb.it/Stefano/finalfantasy7/Immagini/Cloud/3%20Cloud.jpg

[whiskeytown]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9173/madmax1841ja.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://pcaimages.pokerstars.com/mct1ashman.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Documents/terminator-2.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/PEPH/KS3B1.jpg

[Weatherhead03]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.foggiaweb.it/Stefano/finalfantasy7/Immagini/Cloud/3%20Cloud.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Definately.

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.1up-games.com/snes/streetfighter2/perso_ryu.gif

41 years old and still kicking ass.

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.uff9.net/ff4/char/PCecilProf.gif

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
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Id rather be Anakin and do both, or Luke and bang mad Jedi groupies.

But this is about battling, not coolness.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yep, I got diverted.

Thunder and lightning would still pwn Anakin, I reckon. Light sabres are for pussies. Ask Solo.

Remember, the Fonz saved the world alone by beating Mork, and Here's further argument to support the Fonz's case (http://www.louanders.com/2005/03/power-of-cool-arthur-fonzarelli-as.html).

[/ QUOTE ]

Plus, I don't think we ever saw the Fonz hit anyone.
Only the ultimate warrior could beat all enemies without unsheathing his weapons.

The Church of the Fonz requires your obeisance.

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.hippiemuseum.org/ghandi.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.bid-tv.net/images/nibbler.jpg

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.hippiemuseum.org/ghandi.jpg

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Whatever happened to him. He made that one great film, and then...nothing!

[Eurotrash]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.uff9.net/ff4/char/PCecilProf.gif

[/ QUOTE ]


what a poseur. Kain was >>>>

[ QUOTE ]
The Church of the Fonz requires your obeisance.

[/ QUOTE ]

The church of Fonz huh? Hmmmmmmm:

Our Fonz, who art in Arnolds,
hallowed be thy leather jacket,
Your coolness come,
Thy thumb be one...

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.jojo1734.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/NesPO.jpg

Is it just me, or does he look like the bruiser a bit?

[Eurotrash]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.jojo1734.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/NesPO.jpg

Is it just me, or does he look like the bruiser a bit?

[/ QUOTE ]


I can see the resemblance. but does El Diablo look like Doc?

[ZeeJustin]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00003WFVS.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.leskobooks.org/images/0300-title-4-report-ebook.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/ifpt999/mr-t.png

[ QUOTE ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/ifpt999/mr-t.png

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"I pity the fool who don't think ZeeJustin is on a roll with greatest warrior nominations"

p.s. "I ain't gettin' on no plane Hanibal!"

[ZeeJustin]

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1121/photo/i_nanny_i.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.culturalianet.com/imatges/articulos/1610-1.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.starhub.net.sg/~elhcay/wj-img/2003_8_02_Kill_Bill_02.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

http://www.totalidsystem.mcgruff-safe-kids.com/sitegraphics/mcgruff_takeabite.gif

[ZeeJustin]

http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i23/RockyIV_FF_300x225_021220041359.gif

Take your pick. They're both pretty badass.

[ZeeJustin]

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3745060_36_1.jpg

[gabbahh]

My vote goes to Captain Obvious

[whiskeytown]

run out of $215 tournaments to win, did we? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
My vote goes to Captain Obvious

[/ QUOTE ]
http://img200.exs.cx/img200/8940/obvious3bq.gif

[ticks]

Genghis Khan
http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/khan_genghiz3.gif

So is this thread the most dangerous badass or the coolest badass?

Most Dangerous: Galactus
Coolest: The Punisher
Gayest: The Fonz or Batman's Robin (toss up)


LLL

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
So is this thread the most dangerous badass or the coolest badass?

Most Dangerous: Galactus
Coolest: The Punisher
Gayest: The Fonz or Batman's Robin (toss up)


LLL

[/ QUOTE ]

Some people just don't understand the value...

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

Anyone who has seen Advent Children will Admit that Cloud is clearly the greatest mortal fictional warrior created.. I only argue one man who can beat him
http://www.uncannyxmen.net/images/article/apocalypse01.jpg

http://oneshot.anifics.com/xmen/apocstorm.jpg

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
So is this thread the most dangerous badass or the coolest badass?

Most Dangerous: Galactus
Coolest: The Punisher
Gayest: The Fonz or Batman's Robin (toss up)


LLL

[/ QUOTE ]

Some people just don't understand the value...

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

[/ QUOTE ]

Evidence toward the Fonz being less than Heroic.

1) His office was a men's room. (Seems a little gay to me)
2) Once tried to pick up Richie Cunningham (albeit Richie was dressed as a woman)
3) Was all of 5'3
4) Worked as "Dean of Boys" with that tool Roger
5) He lived in Milwaukee
6) He wore a helmet when he made the motorcyle jump in front of Arnold's (What a wuss!)
7) His name was "Arthur"
8) He created his own gay dance "Do the Fonzie"

I rest my case

LLL

[imported_The Vibesman]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2416/draculaprinceofdarkness4004038.jpg

“My revenge is just begun! I spread it over centuries, and time is on my side. Your girls that you all love are mine already; and through them you and others shall yet be mine – my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed.”

I nominate Dracula.

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]


Evidence toward the Fonz being less than Heroic.

1) His office was a men's room. (Seems a little gay to me)

MEN's room, not little boys' room, please note.
2) Once tried to pick up Richie Cunningham (albeit Richie was dressed as a woman) [/b]
Shows his enourmous mojo

3) Was all of 5'3
Shows he's an even more awesome warrior than some 7 foot barbarian

4) Worked as "Dean of Boys" with that tool Roger
Who became the awesome Jefferson D'Arcy

5) He lived in Milwaukee
You have to be tough to survive this

6) He wore a helmet when he made the motorcyle jump in front of Arnold's (What a wuss!)
To stop the concrete from breaking

7) His name was "Arthur"
Like King Arthur?

8) He created his own gay dance "Do the Fonzie"
Because he was so confident in his masculinity.



[/ QUOTE ]

Gilgamesh
Elric
Darkseid
Beowulf
Cu Chulain

I'm such a nerd:/

[samjjones]

Once again, I have to agree with diebitter. Fonzie was a member of a STREET GANG, "The Falcons". He also defeated the Malachi Brothers in a DEMOLITION DERBY. Perhaps his coup d'grace was performing a death defying waterski jump over a DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARK. Questioning The Fonz' toughness only proves your discomfort with your own sexual tendencies. Perhaps your doctor can prescribe testosterone for you, so that you can try to slow down your metamorphosis into a giant vagina.

[ QUOTE ]
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6) He wore a helmet when he made the motorcyle jump in front of Arnold's (What a wuss!)
To stop the concrete from breaking

[/b]


[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

I think I wet my pants. After I get cleaned up, I will present my retort.

LLL

[ QUOTE ]
Once again, I have to agree with diebitter. Fonzie was a member of a STREET GANG, "The Falcons". He also defeated the Malachi Brothers in a DEMOLITION DERBY. Perhaps his coup d'grace was performing a death defying waterski jump over a DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARK. Questioning The Fonz' toughness only proves your discomfort with your own sexual tendencies. Perhaps your doctor can prescribe testosterone for you, so that you can try to slow down your metamorphosis into a giant vagina.

[/ QUOTE ]

1. "Falcons" are the gayest of all raptors. I've heard that their overwhelming gayness is threatening the future of the species.

2. The Malachi brothers looked like village people rejects and besides DEMOLITION DERBY??????

3. Fonzie wore a life preserver when he jumped that shark. I also heard that the grease in his hair acts like shark repellant. If he was a real hero, he would have swam into the shark arena and gone mano y fino with the eating machine.

more to come.

[diebitter]

Don't bother. Easy proof. The greatest of great warriors do not have to use their weapons to win. The Fonz is the ultimate example of this.

[wayabvpar]

http://www.nba.com/media/warriors/mullin_media_transcript.jpg

He is also in the running for Ugliest Warrior of all time.

[ QUOTE ]
Don't bother. Easy proof. The greatest of great warrior do not have to use their weapons to win. The Fonz is the ultimate example of this.

[/ QUOTE ]


Further proof that Fonzie is the gayest of all "Warriors"

1. Ivan Drago: "I will crush you!"
2. John McLane: "Yippee Kiyo Mother [!@#$%]"
3. Fonzie: "Sit on it"

I mean really, he's TELLING other men to "SIT ON IT"

Case Closed,

PS, wasn't Pinky Tuscadero really a man?

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Don't bother. Easy proof. The greatest of great warrior do not have to use their weapons to win. The Fonz is the ultimate example of this.

[/ QUOTE ]


Further proof that Fonzie is the gayest of all "Warriors"

1. Ivan Drago: "I will crush you!"
2. John McLane: "Yippee Kiyo Mother [!@#$%]"
3. Fonzie: "Sit on it"

I mean really, he's TELLING other men to "SIT ON IT"

Case Closed,

PS, wasn't Pinky Tuscadero really a man?

[/ QUOTE ]

You don't get it do you. Do you really think a true warrior has to say stuff like "I will crush you?"

Didn't you watch that video with the little fat guy laying out the maddened hulk that someone posted a few days back?

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
Further proof that Fonzie is the gayest of all "Warriors"

1. Ivan Drago: "I will crush you!"
Drago got knocked out by a guy who was even shorter than The Fonz.
2. John McLane: "Yippee Kiyo Mother [!@#$%]"
John McLane wishes he had 1/10th the hair that The Fonz has.
3. Fonzie: "Sit on it"
F-ing A.



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Don't bother. Easy proof. The greatest of great warrior do not have to use their weapons to win. The Fonz is the ultimate example of this.

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Further proof that Fonzie is the gayest of all "Warriors"

1. Ivan Drago: "I will crush you!"
2. John McLane: "Yippee Kiyo Mother [!@#$%]"
3. Fonzie: "Sit on it"

I mean really, he's TELLING other men to "SIT ON IT"

Case Closed,

PS, wasn't Pinky Tuscadero really a man?

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You don't get it do you. Do you really think a true warrior has to say stuff like "I will crush you?"

Didn't you watch that video with the little fat guy laying out the maddened hulk that someone posted a few days back?

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True, A tough guy doesn't have to say tough things, but he should refrain from saying UNtough things. "Sit on it" is the equivilant of "back that ass up".

PS, Who did Fonzie ever rough up? I think I've seen richie in as many fights as fonzie (i.e. ZERO). Does that make Richie super baddddaaaaasssss too?

Just curious.

LLL

[BDarch]

maud'dib and the greatest robot of all time johnny 5
http://www.massive.co.uk/images/uploads/johnny5.jpg

[diebitter]

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Don't bother. Easy proof. The greatest of great warrior do not have to use their weapons to win. The Fonz is the ultimate example of this.

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Further proof that Fonzie is the gayest of all "Warriors"

1. Ivan Drago: "I will crush you!"
2. John McLane: "Yippee Kiyo Mother [!@#$%]"
3. Fonzie: "Sit on it"

I mean really, he's TELLING other men to "SIT ON IT"

Case Closed,

PS, wasn't Pinky Tuscadero really a man?

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You don't get it do you. Do you really think a true warrior has to say stuff like "I will crush you?"

Didn't you watch that video with the little fat guy laying out the maddened hulk that someone posted a few days back?

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True, A tough guy doesn't have to say tough things, but he should refrain from saying UNtough things. "Sit on it" is the equivilant of "back that ass up".

PS, Who did Fonzie ever rough up? I think I've seen richie in as many fights as fonzie (i.e. ZERO). Does that make Richie super baddddaaaaasssss too?

Just curious.

LLL

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It's not about NOT being in fights, it's about pwning all, winning battles etc without fighting.

To risk the wrath of Thunder and Lightning is just too scary - all bow before the Fonz.

[M2d]

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its a Die used to play D+D with, only the ubber cool played this game

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however, the uber cool actually have a life

[diebitter]

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Don't bother. Easy proof. The greatest of great warrior do not have to use their weapons to win. The Fonz is the ultimate example of this.

[/ QUOTE ]


Further proof that Fonzie is the gayest of all "Warriors"

1. Ivan Drago: "I will crush you!"
2. John McLane: "Yippee Kiyo Mother [!@#$%]"
3. Fonzie: "Sit on it"

I mean really, he's TELLING other men to "SIT ON IT"

Case Closed,

PS, wasn't Pinky Tuscadero really a man?

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You don't get it do you. Do you really think a true warrior has to say stuff like "I will crush you?"

Didn't you watch that video with the little fat guy laying out the maddened hulk that someone posted a few days back?

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True, A tough guy doesn't have to say tough things

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oh, and apology accepted. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Duke]

Who knows, but Superman would kill Mighty Mouse since Mighty Mouse is a cartoon and Superman is a real guy.

~D

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It's not about NOT being in fights

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You lost me there Sport.

Once again, I remember Richie beating up some guys jacket with his fist and acting all nutjob and everything and the villains running away. He wore Fonzies Jacket or something and talked all tough. The more I think about it, the more I realize, that every tough thing Fonzie did, he did when he wore the jacket. THAT IS HIS SECRET. Kinda like the green lantern and that ring of his.

Richie: "Are they still there Fonzie?"
Fonzie: "Oh Yeah, and now they are doing this (Make fist punching palm motion)"

Thank God, we got to the bottom of this.

[nyc999]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/stiller-3.JPG

[M2d]

Jules Winnfield (Vinnie Vega was close, but eliminated
because he bought it with his pants down)
http://www.garotasquedizemni.com/archives/pulp_fiction_jules.jpg
Zatoichi (blind swordsman)
http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_z/zatoichi.jpg
Max Guevarra
http://www.poster.net/alba-jessica/alba-jessica-dark-angel-5000876.jpg

[diebitter]

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It's not about NOT being in fights

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You lost me there Sport.

Once again, I remember Richie beating up some guys jacket with his fist and acting all nutjob and everything and the villains running away. He wore Fonzies Jacket or something and talked all tough. The more I think about it, the more I realize, that every tough thing Fonzie did, he did when he wore the jacket. THAT IS HIS SECRET. Kinda like the green lantern and that ring of his.

Richie: "Are they still there Fonzie?"
Fonzie: "Oh Yeah, and now they are doing this (Make fist punching palm motion)"

Thank God, we got to the bottom of this.

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Who cares where his power comes from?

I'm just glad you finally acknowledge the Fonz's power.

You win, Fonzie's the man. How about this brain buster.

How many 5 year-olds could Jesus take if he was wearing Fonzie's jacket?


LLL

[wdeadwyler]

Even that gay Swamp thing would destroy the Fonz.

I think the top warriors mentioned so far are...

Galactus
Superman
Jedi

However, didnt the Silver Surfer beat Galactus, and Bane beat Superman...

[swede123]

Galactus is pretty damn close to Omnipotent though. Of all the ones mentioned so far he's heads and shoulders above the rest. Clearly more powerful than a Jedi or Superman, for example.

Swede

[ArchAngel71857]

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Even that gay Swamp thing would destroy the Fonz.

I think the top warriors mentioned so far are...

Galactus
Superman
Jedi

However, didnt the Silver Surfer beat Galactus, and Bane beat Superman...

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Bane beat Batman,

Doomsday beat Superman


retard.

-AA

[PhatTBoll]

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Even that gay Swamp thing would destroy the Fonz.

I think the top warriors mentioned so far are...

Galactus
Superman
Jedi

However, didnt the Silver Surfer beat Galactus, and Bane beat Superman...

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Bane beat Batman,

Doomsday beat Superman


retard.

-AA

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Maybe he should have written it in runic, you dumb sh*t.

http://point.worldtel.net.pk/wallpaper/Posters/Bruce%20Lee.jpg


If this qualifies then it's no contest.

[Beantown]

http://archive.gamespy.com/fargo/august02/jamesbond/jaws.jpg

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its a Die used to play D+D with, only the ubber cool played this game

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however, the uber cool actually have a life

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And, as for the über cool people, they live in glass houses and know not to throw stones.

[Conspir8or]

Wars not make one great:

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/yoda/yoda121.jpg

[wdeadwyler]

Yes, I was incorrect about the Bane Superman fiasco.

As for Galactus, doesnt the Silver Surfer beat him? Or just run away all the time? I am not familiar with this series.

[Harv72b]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/Harv72b/aod2.jpg

Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick!

[ArchAngel71857]

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Yes, I was incorrect about the Bane Superman fiasco.

As for Galactus, doesnt the Silver Surfer beat him? Or just run away all the time? I am not familiar with this series.

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Well that depends . . .

Mobius Silver Surfer or Kirby Silver Surfer?

-AA





And I think it was Adam Warlock or some putz that finally beat Galactus.

Galactus "died" during a battle with the entire Shi'ar empire, multiple other races and most of Earth's superheroes. This was only after he was severly weakened from hunger and the Silver Surfer turned Galactus' own energy siphoning equipment against him. Galactus turned into pure energy upon his death. However, when he died, a creature named Abarax (Sp?) moved in from some alternate reality with the power to destroy the universe. Mr Fantastic's Kids, somehow brought Galactus back to form to kick Abarax's ass which he promptly did. He then kicked 9 colors of sh1t out of Mr T., Chuck Norris, and Vin Diesel.

LLL

[lastsamurai]

http://www.bbring.com/pics/sd/sd1.jpg YOUR MAMA-SAN!

My dad!

[Grisgra]

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Galactus is pretty damn close to Omnipotent though. Of all the ones mentioned so far he's heads and shoulders above the rest. Clearly more powerful than a Jedi or Superman, for example.

Swede

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Goku would kick Galactus's ass. So there.

[ChipWrecked]

http://uashome.alaska.edu/~jndfg20/website/aragorn%20copy.gif

[M2d]

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its a Die used to play D+D with, only the ubber cool played this game

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however, the uber cool actually have a life

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And, as for the über cool people, they live in glass houses and know not to throw stones.

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I guess I'm not cool. I don't have special typing abilities (umlaut?) on my computer

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And, as for the über cool people, they live in glass houses and know not to throw stones.

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I guess I'm not cool. I don't have special typing abilities (umlaut?) on my computer

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Should you decide you want to be, a trailing 'e' can serve if no umlaut is available (e.g. ueber). /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Greatest Warrior. Hmmmm...

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9457/snoopyredbaron27ic.jpg