Hot or Not(Help me and Stknypete decide...)...

[PITTM]

pete says this chick is "fat and ugly" i would say shes "very good looking". in the spirit of evan's thread about us having too high of standards for girls. what do you guys think? here she is:

http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/cpc_...fac289ea7e36e87 (http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/cpc_girls/display.php?id=8&p=64&PHPSESSID=793bed4374596ae07f ac289ea7e36e87)

rj

Not too bad now, but shes F.I.T.














Fatty In Training

[slickpoppa]

The problem is her face, not her body. Regadless, calling her ugly is retarded. Whoever said that is probably trying to compensate for something.

[Colonel Kataffy]

got to love the chub

[swede123]

The picture of her in a skirt and black shirt is by far the best one. Based on this she's a 7. Based on the other pictures she's a 5.5.

Swede

[chuddo]

she is cornfed.

the boots likely hide cankles.

the face is mediocre and nothing special about her.

6.4/10

[RandBriscoe]

You're both wrong. She's your average "Meh, little chunky but nice face" girl....

[fyodor]

very ordinary

Not ugly, but she does have a frame that is built for some extra lbs.

[MyTurn2Raise]

a 3 on the 3-point scale

[stinkypete]

http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/uploads/college_girlprofile/8_66.jpg

[Aloysius]

PITTM - "Very good looking" seems a little generous, even under the revised OOT scale. But hey, to each his own. She has a pretty okay body, her face is not too bad, nice smile though. Basically slightly above average to me - wouldn't give her a second glance walking through a mall or something.

Revised OOT Scale - 5.5 (probably little lower in real life considering this is her, I'm assuming, at her best).

-Al

[FouTight]

for those of you who find her to be anywhere from ugly to 'meh' I woudl LOVE to see pictures of a girl you are currently railing. of course, this will get no real responses.

I think she's A-okay.

[bicyclekick]

hot enough.

[Alobar]

shes a 3 on the tony scale

[Eurotrash]

the chick from Pitt is the hottest of this batch


http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/uploads/college_girlprofile/5_39.jpg

[chuddo]

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for those of you who find her to be anywhere from ugly to 'meh' I woudl LOVE to see pictures of a girl you are currently railing.

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http://www.philipalderton.com/clooney/alessandra%20ambrosio.jpg

[stinkypete]

while her face isn't really ugly, she's definitely chunky, and the chunkiness is visible in her face too, which is not hot.

a girl that's put in a poker magazine for no reason other than the fact that she's supposedly hot, should at least be better than "marginally above average". this girl isn't.

[istewart]

Canadians are allowed to have standards? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Aloysius]

Blinden84 - I don't think there's a response yet that claims she's ugly. Just average to slighty above average. Are we not allowed to say that anymore without producing pics of hotter chicks we've banged?

Also - I don't think it's hard to believe that in the OOT population a good % of guys haven't banged hotter chicks than her, again, not to disparage her at all - she's fine but you know, just not that hot IMO.

I Like the Revised OOT Scale for Chicks, but We Should Be Allowed To Disapprove Without Fear of Reprisal,
-Al

Edit - Chuddo rules.

[Ulysses]

PITTM,

She is definitely not fat and ugly. She has a little babyfat on her and is prob just a little thick. Get her in the gym for a little while and new hair/makeup and she will look really hot.

[gmrankin]

http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/uploads/college_girlprofile/8_64.jpg

id do her

[miajag81]

she is far from fat and far from ugly. 7/10

[Bluffoon]

She looks fine to me but I don't care much for the barbie doll type of girl that seems to do well in OOT.

[MyTurn2Raise]

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for those of you who find her to be anywhere from ugly to 'meh' I woudl LOVE to see pictures of a girl you are currently railing.

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http://www.philipalderton.com/clooney/alessandra%20ambrosio.jpg

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Proving PokerJo right

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/pokerjoisin.jpg

[adamstewart]

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You're both wrong. She's your average "Meh, little chunky but nice face" girl....

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This about says it all. There's absolutely nothing wrong this this girl - but obviously she's no 10/10 supermodel.

I'd agree with 7'ish out of 10.


Adam

[stinkypete]

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You're both wrong. She's your average "Meh, little chunky but nice face" girl....

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This about says it all. There's absolutely nothing wrong this this girl - but obviously she's no 10/10 supermodel.

I'd agree with 7'ish out of 10.


Adam

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i don't understand how you guys can say she's a little chunky and then say there's nothing wrong with her.

chunky is not hot.

[shant]

Polo_Player_24 was the best.

Using the beer-scale (highly underrated IMO), she's a sixer.

The other two chicks I'd say anywhere between sober and a 22 oz.

PS - Why are forties illegal in Florida?

[Aloysius]

Adam - really? 7ish seems a little off here. I mean, this is her glammed up, air-brushed etc. She doesn't seem very much removed from average to me. Is it possible people are overcompensating to meet the rigors of the Revised OOT Scale? Then again, this girl is not my type at all... so there you go.

7-ish? Really?,
-Al

[JaBlue]

What's the problem? She's cute. Like Diablo said, she'd be pretty hot after a few weeks of workin out

[benza13]

She could easily go in either direction by working out more or if her frame filled in a little. But as is she's still above average and I'd probably do her sober.

[Evan]

I agree the Pitt girl is the hottest. I have a thing for Michigan's Kaite Mullen, though. She's hot, but still looks normal like you have a chance with her. Also, she's from New York!

http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/uploads/college_girlprofile/7_52.jpg


http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/uploads/college_girlprofile/7_55.jpg

[gunt]

i'd hit it and quit it... she certainly isn't fat OR ugly...im sure if you saw her in person she is much more attractive... i say hot.

[Eurotrash]

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she kind of looks like Hollywood uber-skank Tara Reid in this pic

[CCass]

I'd bang her until we both had saddle sores....

But I am getting older and my standards seem to be slipping.

[Aloysius]

Evan - I like your UMich girl. She is definitely a hottie. So I'd give this chick a 7.5 - 8. Based on that, I can't see how OP's chick is a "7ish".

Help Me Understand,
-Al

[J.Brown]

not particularly attractive, especially when you are trying to objectify her for her looks.

seems like she might have a nice personality though. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

cheers. J.

[RunDownHouse]

I was going to post that same picture, Stinky. It best shows the chunk. If you get her shirt off, she's going to have a little hang-over as soon as she gets tired of sucking it in.

That being said, there's absolutely nothing wrong with her. I prefer girls that run a little meaty, and as El D said, if you can coax her into the gym, she'll shape up nicely. I still find her attractive as is, though.

[lighterjobs]

she looks like the average college girl i see everyday.

[Evan]

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she kind of looks like Hollywood uber-skank Tara Reid in this pic

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I think that has a lot to do with why I like her.

[CieloAzor]

Not amazing, but cute. I wouldn't be at all ashamed of banging her and having friends know.

[MyTurn2Raise]

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If you get her shirt off, she's going to have a little hang-over as soon as she gets tired of sucking it in.


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In my neck of the woods, we refer to the overhang as the 'sconsin in tribute to the women in the fair state to the North.


proper usage:
That bartender had a cute face, but she showed a [censored] sconsin when the bar wasn't hiding it.

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the chick from Pitt is the hottest of this batch


http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/uploads/college_girlprofile/5_39.jpg


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the cardplayer college editor richard belsky, the dude who was doing all the interviews at the wsop last summer, is boning this chick. son of a bitch.

[Victor]

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If you get her shirt off, she's going to have a little hang-over as soon as she gets tired of sucking it in.


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In my neck of the woods, we refer to the overhang as the 'sconsin in tribute to the women in the fair state to the North.


proper usage:
That bartender had a cute face, but she showed a [censored] sconsin when the bar wasn't hiding it.

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we call it a "scottish belly" or "sb"

[JihadOnTheRiver]

She looks like Rachel Ray. Alot.

[adamstewart]

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Adam - really? 7ish seems a little off here. I mean, this is her glammed up, air-brushed etc. She doesn't seem very much removed from average to me. Is it possible people are overcompensating to meet the rigors of the Revised OOT Scale? Then again, this girl is not my type at all... so there you go.

7-ish? Really?,
-Al

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I should add that it kinda depends on which of the pictures you look at. The one that Pete posted, I agree, makes here look hefty, but there are a couple in which she doesn't look bad at all.


Adam

[Songwind]

She's pretty but not super hot... calling her fat or ugly is, frankly, dumb.

Would hit it but wouldnt brag about it

[zephed]

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for those of you who find her to be anywhere from ugly to 'meh' I woudl LOVE to see pictures of a girl you are currently railing.

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http://www.philipalderton.com/clooney/alessandra%20ambrosio.jpg

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Did you "sleep" with this hottie too?

[Vavavoom]

I think NOT ...and would be happy to back up my rating....

I don't mind a "chunky but funky"....this one not my cup of tea....

[PITTM]

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PITTM,

She is definitely not fat and ugly. She has a little babyfat on her and is prob just a little thick. Get her in the gym for a little while and new hair/makeup and she will look really hot.

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this was the most sensible answer i read. however, the followup question has to be: you would still bang her now though right? and then when the answer is yes ill feel vindicated.

rj