Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?

[Bigdaddydvo]

Given that I'm entering my 3rd year of wedded bliss, participating in the myspace.com girl bang project isn't happening for me. I did wonder, though, that if I was in [censored] et al.'s shoes, how would I approach the problem of underage girls with myspace accounts? You know they've got to be out there. Obviously, if "South Lakeland Middle School Head Cheerleader" is listed as a hobby, it's an easy passover. For others it won't be as easy, and staying out of jail will require a bit of detective work. For those in on the project that actually get dates, how do you plan on making sure she's 18 (short of stealing a look at her driver's license?)

[MyTurn2Raise]

going out to a place where you have to be 19 or older to get in, ie let the local bar check---Champaign is a lovely town

[slickpoppa]

If there is grass in the field, play ball. If not, turn her over and play in the mud.

[TheBlueMonster]

cut her open and count the rings.



oh wait, that's trees.

You could always do sly detective work.
Example...
you: hey baby.
her: hi.
you: I'm going to go buy some cigarettes and register to vote tomorrow. Have you ever done that?

[Colonel Kataffy]

Saw through her arm and count the rings.

[TheBlueMonster]

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Saw through her arm and count the rings.

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I said basically the same thing. Great minds think alike?

[willie]

f her then listen for sirens?

[Colonel Kataffy]

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Saw through her arm and count the rings.

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I said basically the same thing. Great minds think alike?

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Wow, we made it at about the same time. (I swear I didn't read yours) /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[istewart]

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it's an easy passover

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[Bigdaddydvo]

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it's an easy passover

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Nearly flawless execution there....9.5/10

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If there is grass in the field, play ball. If not, turn her over and play in the mud.

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LOL. Doesn't help solve the age problem but it is still very damn hilarious.

[Frills]

R. Kelly would know

[Sponger15SB]

Rape first ask questions later.

[benza13]

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R. Kelly would know

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Rape first ask questions later.

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Does anyone else find it interesting that these followed each other?

[Frills]

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R. Kelly would know

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Rape first ask questions later.

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Does anyone else find it interesting that these followed each other?

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???

[Tilt]

Is carding a girl right before you do her unromantic?

Once you find out her age and she is under 18, go to ageofconsent.com to find out the law in your state or country.

[M0n3y0nf1r3]

Ask her if she can spell P E T O F I L E.
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[Diggslick]

"Your Honor, I assumed she was 21. She was drinking after all."

Just ask her nicely how old she honestly is. She wouldnt lie for sex, would she?

[gobboboy]

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Ask her if she can spell P E T O F I L E.
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Quote of the goddamn century.

[Andrew Fletcher]

No, in some cultures it's considered very romantic.

The trick is, card a girl who is obviously like 25-30. She'll most likely let you put it in the pooper.

[krimson]

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Ask her if she can spell P E T O F I L E.
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You can't, does that make you underage?

[Pokeraddict]

I live in Georgia and the age of consent is 16. Here the rule is if she is old enough to drive she is old enough to take you home. Obviously this does not work for you states with 17 or 18 ages of consent.

[asofel]

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Ask her if she can spell P E T O F I L E.
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Quote of the goddamn century.

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hilaroius....

and other dude, GET A BRAIN, M-O-R-A-N!!1

[M0n3y0nf1r3]

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Ask her if she can spell P E T O F I L E.
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Quote of the goddamn century.

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hilaroius....

and other dude, GET A BRAIN, M-O-R-A-N!!1

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Im glad you see the humor.
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[Chadt74]

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal? [Re: Bigdaddydvo]
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"Your Honor, I assumed she was 21. She was drinking after all."

Acutally some guy tried that and it didn't work, can't find the link now but she was a drunk 17 yr old and he was found guilty...

[Conspir8or]

Ask her where she was when the Challenger exploded (hint: it was in 1986). She will probably specify a grade, as it was a schoolday. Go from there.

[PoBoy321]

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Ask her where she was when the Challenger exploded (hint: it was in 1986). She will probably specify a grade, as it was a schoolday. Go from there.

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But if she's like 18 or 19, she still wouldn' remember, and if she's 20+, you probably wouldn't have much of a question about her age.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

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Ask her if she can spell P E T O F I L E.
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You can't, does that make you underage?

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Actually, I know $ irl, and I think he might be 12. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pokeraddict]

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Ask her where she was when the Challenger exploded (hint: it was in 1986). She will probably specify a grade, as it was a schoolday. Go from there.

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Wasnt a school day for us in the South as the snow/ice/cold was the reason it exploded and most in the SE were out of school because of this weather.

Oh wait, showing my age.

[mason55]

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Ask her where she was when the Challenger exploded (hint: it was in 1986). She will probably specify a grade, as it was a schoolday. Go from there.

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If she remembers where she was when the Challenger exploded you probably don't have to worry about her age. For instance even a 24 year old would have been in Kindergarten then.

[Cumulonimbus]

I think you all know where I stand on this situation.

-Nimbus

[James Boston]

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Ask her where she was when the Challenger exploded (hint: it was in 1986). She will probably specify a grade, as it was a schoolday. Go from there.

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Wasnt a school day for us in the South as the snow/ice/cold was the reason it exploded and most in the SE were out of school because of this weather.

Oh wait, showing my age.

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Where in the south? I was at school when it happened, and I live in the south.

[housenuts]

ask her how old she is when you are talking with her. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

is this really hard to do?

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I live in Georgia and the age of consent is 16. Here the rule is if she is old enough to drive she is old enough to take you home. Obviously this does not work for you states with 17 or 18 ages of consent.

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I live in Georgia and I thought this had been changed.

GDI! All those wasted opportunities!

[J-Lo]

Georgia, 16 for legal consent? i'm moving to georgia to bang sophmores in HS-- god that sounds creepy.

[Songwind]

I've been resisting posting this response since I first saw the thread, and I can't help it anymore.

Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal? Cut her in half and count the rings.

[MD2020]

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I've been resisting posting this response since I first saw the thread, and I can't help it anymore.

Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal? Cut her in half and count the rings.

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HAHA. What an unique and interesting outlook you have! Thanks for showering us with your wisdom and humor.

[Guy Incognito]

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Georgia, 16 for legal consent? i'm moving to georgia to bang sophmores in HS-- god that sounds creepy.

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It's 16 in most states.

And I was in school in GA too, no snow day.

In Canada the age of consent is 14?!?!? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
But if you film having sex with your 14 year old girl it is kiddie porn.

[SuitedSixes]

My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.


I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 12-year-old."

[MyTurn2Raise]

That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

So I'm hitting this girl from behind. I take the big man out and SIIHP. The girl turns her head and says, "Isn't that a little presumptuous of you?"
I respond, "Isn't presumptuous a big word for a 13 year old?"

[AlphaWice]

Actually, young girls often lie about their age because they really want it. Watch out.