What 2 animals would you breed?

[pokerdirty]

Ok, imagine you were a scientist, and you could breed any 2 animal on earth, and whatever traits you wanted to be on this new creature, as long as they came from the 2 original animals, it would have. Feel free to put in any photoshopped pictures of what this creature might look like.

So what would you breed?


I'd have to say I'd go with a Jaguar and a Shark. Fast, sleek, breathe above and below water. That would be a kick ass animal.

[TheMainEvent]

I think everyone's selection should include the owl

[samjjones]

A horse and a crocodile. All the speed and range of a horse, but with the crushing jaws and ornery disposition of a croc. This creature would prey on homeless people.

[diebitter]

I once did a BS management test thing where they classed you as animals according to your personality type. I came out as half-owl, half-tiger (which I then adopted as my injun name).

So I say owl/tiger.

[Dudd]

Elephant/whale. What the hell would that turn out to be?

Me and Jessica Simpson...... we're both animals, right?

[junkmail3]

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Elephant/whale. What the hell would that turn out to be?

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I was going to suggest an Elephant and a Kangaroo.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

A zebra and a leopard cause it would look badass.

[Autocratic]

I don't know, but I want mini-cheetahs that can ravage my enemies by swarming them. In this sense, perhaps cheetah-spiders would work best. Or maybe cheetah-falcon. Yeah.

[TiK]

A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic.

[TheMainEvent]

A bald eagle and an electric eel

[codewarrior]

Why has no one mentioned an elephant and a pot-bellied pig yet?

[dcasper70]

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Why has no one mentioned an elephant and a pot-bellied pig yet?

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because it's been done /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[TheBlueMonster]

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Why has no one mentioned an elephant and a pot-bellied pig yet?

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you gotta get them real drunk

[MonkeeMan]

elephant and pigeon, look out below

[pokerdirty]

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A bald eagle and an electric eel

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what the hell good would that do?

[HopeydaFish]

I think the guy who sits in cubicle next door to me is the result of human-skunk breeding.

[DrSavage]

http://www.legis.state.wi.us/lrb/bb/images/symbols/bee.jpg

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http://www.fordogtrainers.com/images/pictures/dog-harness/leather-dog-harness/leather-dog-harness-padded-protection-agitation/leather-dog-harness-padded-brass-handle-burgundy-agitation-protection-rott.jpg

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http://beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg

[TheMainEvent]

Would you believe me if I told you there were more beedogs?

[man]

lion and eagle. because I want to fly on a grifin.

[swede123]

http://www.puppyshop.com/kennels/images/Pomeranian_blocker4.jpg

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http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/elephant.jpg

Swede

Why is everyone creating some kind of predatory animal that will rampage everyone? Why not create something that can actually help mankind?
-- Can't think of one though.

[diebitter]

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Why is everyone creating some kind of predatory animal that will rampage everyone? Why not create something that can actually help mankind?
-- Can't think of one though.

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That's what a beedog does, surely? Makes you honey and brings your slippers.

[UCF THAYER]

A Dolphin and a human. This mix would own in that one game we don't talk about.

[MonkeeMan]

Cat + Dog = animal that doesn't need to be taken for a walk and will play dead on command.

A Panda/Dog

http://www.annho.com/images/pictures/random/panda_dog.jpg

[diebitter]

Squirrel+Gorilla=Squirilla!
http://www.happyhunter.com/squir2.jpg

[Boris]

nice to see lots of elephants in the responses. I would breed an elephant with a mountain lion ( the most efficient predator of all the big cats).

[Filip]

Vulture + Rhino

Bald Eagle + Giant Squid

[PokerFink]

Hot female human + a dog.

Basically, it's a normal female human, except it's loyal.

And it likes licking your balls.

[Danenania]

Koala bear plus mosquito.

Gold fish and butterfly because it would be really pretty

[scotty34]

The Jackalope

http://www.alorabrooks.com/Jackalope.jpg

The Cabbit

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/cabbit.jpg

[scotty34]

Here are some nice creations

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/bird_dog.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/birliz.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/catcow.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/cobraliz.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/crocoduck.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/eagle_dog.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/frogodile.jpg

And my personal favorite

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/kangalion.jpg

[Ray Zee]

elephant and a rhinocerus

but hell if i know

[Big_Jim]

Damn you Zee... beat me to it.

[New001]

http://www.fws.gov/species/graphics/condor.gif
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http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/4/K/familyGuy__Brian_tini_72.jpg

[BadBoyBenny]

Sorry, that DNA just won't splice

cat and human (subspecies pirate)
http://www.happyhunter.com/piratekittyrly.jpg

[buffett]

I'm going to slighlty modify the rules and breed 3 animals.

I'm not sure what you'd call the wonderful, magical animal that would result from this strange experiment, but I would like to cross-breed the animals that respectively produce bacon, ham, and pork chops.

[jackdaniels]

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I'm going to slighlty modify the rules and breed 3 animals.

I'm not sure what you'd call the wonderful, magical animal that would result from this strange experiment, but I would like to cross-breed the animals that respectively produce bacon, ham, and pork chops.

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This is a great idea with $$$ written all over it. Now if we could convince some mad scientist to give it a shot...

[NutzyClutz]

Hummingbird and Swordfish. (Timber!)
Firefly and Moth (They could flitter with themselves, instead of porch light)
Titmouse, beaver,and ass.

[HopeydaFish]

The answer is obviously a pig and a chicken. You would then be able to get your breakfast all from one animal.