Words/phrases you use all the [censored] time!

[diebitter]

Mine are:

"Obviously" (and I have now imposed this little meme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme) completely in the office I work - every other sentence coming out of someone's mouth contains 'obviously', and it's starting to grate)

"Ohhhh, that'd hurt!"
"I wouldn't want to meet that in a dark alley"
"Bollocks!"

and you?

[dblgutshot]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050321/images/office.jpg
That's what she said!

[JaBlue]

heh heh, bollocks

I don't overuse any particular words. I get really annoyed when people overuse words and they become trite. Most recently, the poor usage of "random" and "evil" have ticked me off.

[tonypaladino]

"outstanding" and the f-word

[theweatherman]

Fu.ckin' A
bollocks
Those are the only ones i cna think of (besides the normal swear words, which I use all the time)

Fu.ckin' A is probably the greatest phrase ever exclaimed by a mortal, and most certainly myself.

[theweatherman]

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heh heh, bollocks

I don't overuse any particular words. I get really annoyed when people overuse words and they become trite. Most recently, the poor usage of "random" and "evil" have ticked me off.

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How can you misuse the word evil? Random I could maybe see (in describing events thatare not actually random but appear so), but youd have to be fairly retarded to misuse the word evil

[handsome]

"Do you mind?"

[JaBlue]

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youd have to be fairly retarded to misuse the word evil

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exactly

[MyTurn2Raise]

SIIHP, I'm going to have to swith to recommending this (NSFW) (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b340/jkybrwn/dirtysanchez1iu.gif) more often

[einbert]

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"Do you mind?"

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This is not for me but for handsome.

"Shucks."
"Gosh."

[billymonk]

That's fckin retarded.
Fck that sht.

[MyTurn2Raise]

Seriously
Gay
Retarded
F-bombs

[Jack of Arcades]

"oh snap!"

[Superfluous Man]

"Cised." Almost nobody outside the DC metro area knows what I mean when I say it. (Actually, few people inside the DC metro area even know). It's about the equivalent of "stoked" or "psyched." For those who are wondering, it's pronounced kind of like "psyched"--all one syllable, hard "i."

"Blower." Basically the same as "bummer."

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

"GG"
"Downie"
"Delicious"

[SNOWBALL138]

"Oh man, I just got shut down"
"I just ruined your sh--"
"That was tight"
"Thats how I roll"

I use the word [censored] all the [censored] time.

[bills217]

"Blatantly"

"Make-'em-sick"

Can be used in nearly any situation, i.e., "That was a make-'em-sick hamburger," or, "Pedro Martinez has a make-'em-sick curveball."

Funny story of how that one got started...a friend of mine who's known for coining new phrases was playing Madden when he discovered that you could distract your opponent as he was attempting a field goal by rapidly zooming in and out. This tactic became known as "Make-'em-sick" (you know, cause the other guy to get dizzy and confused) and it stuck.

"A meh" (in high-pitched voice)

"A meh" has come to mean "goodbye" among some of my friends...they might very well go to Hell for this, but they started it after a mentally-disabled kid they know said something that sounded like "A meh" everytime he tried to say "goodbye." I don't think they're trying to be intentionally hateful though...maybe it's more like a tribute. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[UncleRemus]

I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwiches? All encompassingly...

[JMP300z]

Holla!
Word.
For real?
No doubt.
Tight.
Sick.

-JP

Holla!

[codewarrior]

"WTF" & "I may have farted"

[young nut]

"thats crazy"

I dunno why, but I use it all the time, even at things that are somewhat normal sounding.

i.e. "man i finished that exam like 10 minutes before anyone else"

me: "damn thats crazy, man"

[JMP300z]

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"WTF" & "I may have farted"

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I think i just sharted.

-JP

[Slow Play Ray]

"Bah" to anything I don't like/don't agree with.

"I'm just sayin..." to respond to any hint of disagreement or confusion with something I just said.

And I also overuse the word "retarded" but I am working on that.

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that's [censored]
that's awesome as [censored]
what the [censored]
oh [censored]
oh [censored] oh [censored]
holy [censored]
can you [censored] believe that
oh go [censored] yourself
i don't give a [censored]
i [censored] guess so

[Doc7]

"Ya heard?"

[The Truth]

Nice.

[Slow Play Ray]

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Nice.

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yup, me too.

[imported_anacardo]

I overuse:

"Rock on."
"Sick" as in, "That's a sick throw that Vince just made," or "I'm the sickest [censored] alive at Trivial Pursuit."
"Madness lies that way."
"These things happen."
"X the [censored] out of Y."

[-Skeme-]

"Excellent."

"I'm happy as a puppy with 2 peters"
"Typical (hometown) trash" -- I use this online a lot, as in "typical nashville trash", when people do and say dumb things

[HopeydaFish]

I have way too many. Sometimes I get worried that I might have Tourette's /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Mine are:
"Sweet"
"Retarded"
"Christ on a stick" (I'm not sure where this came from, but I say it whenever I get pissed off)
"For Christ's sake" (See above)
"Enjoy it"

And I've always called everyone "Sir" for some reason.

[Slow Play Ray]

I just remembered another one I say way too much:

"Jesus F$#&ING Christ!"

[diebitter]

And here's another one of mine, to express exasperation at any sort of idiocy I encounter...

"Is it me?"


And if anyone's having a bad day or something, I ALWAYS say,

"Could be worse."
- and if they ask how, I say "Could be me."

[4_2_it]

"shocking" as in:

Coworker: Did you notice that the fat ass ate all the leftover dessert again?
Me: Shocking......

[MarkL444]

meh

[HopeydaFish]

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meh

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I'd forgotten about that one. I say that a few hundred times a day.

[NA_kicker]

Its ok, relax.. I had a vasectomy.

I used to roll my eyes and say "Jeeeesus" all the time.

"What in the world?" a la Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2, or "What in the world is going on up in here?"

"Cute."

When I go over a chess game from a student who blew an obvious win: "Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory."

"S@#t kid." Also a big fan of other profanities.

ScottieK

[DrSavage]

I've been using O RLY? a lot lately.

[whiskeytown]

I sorta say sorta too much.

sorta.

RB

Nails- That chick is nails.

I will punch you in the face.

Family guy- Hiroshima, baboon falls on the guy---
Oh My A Gawd.

[BradleyT]

Nice, sweet, thats gay, really (o rly?), ya.

Basically conversation fillers when I'm doing all the listening but not much talking.

[CheckRaise]

Nigga, woo-we, f-bombs and bitch

[TheMainEvent]

I think the UK guys in OOT should start using more British slang to spice the place up a litte.

[PokerFink]

"Money." A la Swingers.

[diebitter]

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I think the UK guys in OOT should start using more British slang to spice the place up a litte.

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Ok, I'll make the effort till Chrimbo.

I will not explain any of it.

You better adam and eve it's happening, wankas!

Is it taters over there?

pretty much

[shant]

Rad.

[TheMainEvent]

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Is it taters over there?

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12/14: Low- 4° /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[TheNoodleMan]

This (http://portfolio.iu.edu/cbburnet/RMK.wmv) is my word. NSFW.

[diebitter]

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Is it taters over there?

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12/14: Low- 4° /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey and make em hit the floor with a clang then.

[splashpot]

Can't believe no one has mentioned "nigga, please"

[B Dids]

[censored] Face (wherein the censored word makes this an alliterative phrase)

Heh

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

I think people that know me and chat with me should add to this list for me.

[The Truth]

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I think the UK guys in OOT should start using more British slang to spice the place up a litte.

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Ok, I'll make the effort till Chrimbo.

I will not explain any of it.

You better adam and eve it's happening, wankas!

Is it taters over there?

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awww, ya gotta use it and explain it. So i can learn something from OOT. plus maybe it'll help im my travels. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

blake

[sleight]

What scares me is that someday I'll be traveling in the UK and I'll have a stroke or maybe catch Schizophrenia all of a sudden and then I'll be spouting off all kinds of word-salad gibberish and instead of nearby persons realizing that I'm ill and in need of medical attention they'll just look at me and say "well you look polypropylene mean green jeans sex machine ball peen hammer" and I'll respond with "modular confit echobelly tong breach" and they'll be all "yeah".

[The Truth]

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What scares me is that someday I'll be traveling in the UK and I'll have a stroke or maybe catch Schizophrenia all of a sudden and then I'll be spouting off all kinds of word-salad gibberish and instead of nearby persons realizing that I'm ill and in need of medical attention they'll just look at me and say "well you look polypropylene mean green jeans sex machine ball peen hammer" and I'll respond with "modular confit echobelly tong breach" and they'll be all "yeah".

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I am smiling.

blake

[man]

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Can't believe no one has mentioned "nigga, please"

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I'm actually glad that no one has mentioned this.

my roommate thinks I say "do you think you could..." in making requests too much. it annoys the [censored] out of him.

others:
that's what she said
ye of little faith
that's the correct answer/the correct answer is...

[DrCool]

"That's Filth" and "That's an abomination" probably come out of my mouth about 20 times a day.

[The Truth]

My roommate says, "I wish if" all the time.

I wish if you would get me some food.
I wish if I could just run good.

blake

[gunt]

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[gmrankin]

ya know - i say it way to much... ya know

[20Five]

ive been calling people hammer

like "hey whats up hammer"

heard it from jim breuer on stern a few months ago and it has just kind of stuck

[surfinillini]

aaaaalright

(channeling Quagmier) sp?

Fucckin A
YadidiMean
What the feezy!?
Get Stupid, Go Dumb
You Punk Rock BEEZY!

[Jack of Arcades]

"hot sauce"
"lame"

Like others have said

Nails. "That was nails"
Money. "You are so money and you don't even know it"

Not mentioned.

"Drive safely" instead of "goodbye" (Only when the guy is just walking to his office" I tend to say this when I am a tad angry about something.

"Holiday Hoobie Whatie?" It from the Jim Carey version of Grinch and means "What?"

LLL

[GoCubsGo]

Fagsucker. But I think it's time to end fagsucker and start saying dickfeather again.

[The Yugoslavian]

diebitter,

Ship it
Pwn
Deez nutz
Ever heard of that?
YOUNG MAN!
You're not wrong dude
It's a part of my life
It's science
That's how I roll
Let's cut the [censored]

I use all both professionally and personally.

Half of them stem from my time interacting in and with the STTF.

Yugoslav

[Prevaricator]

jesus [censored] christ is my personal favorite

[Jack of Arcades]

oh, I'm also fond of "[censored] sauce" and "nut spiders"

Shiny

[gamblore99]

Harsh.

Friend: "Oh man, I haven't studied for this test at all"
Me: "Harsh"

I have been using it for like 3 years now and [censored] hate it. I need to find some sort of replacement, or mix it up.