View Full Version : quoted for hilarity
silkyslim
12-14-2005, 01:27 AM
Party 2/4. some fish just runner runner flushed his set of kings and he was going nuts. i was trying to diffuse the situation to no avail, so I tried reasoning, hence:
StacysMom: would you rather him call 3 bets pf with T7 agaisnt your KK all the time
hoffer: no
StacysMom: why not?
hoffer: i would like him to fold and go heads up against you
StacysMom: and then call the flop with nothing
hoffer: hi pp's are not good in multi handed pots man
hoffer: so nice try but your wrong
StacysMom: lol ok
StacysMom: i think i know a little morethan you firecraker
hoffer: oh do you?
StacysMom: well at least about a couple topics
hoffer: felatio?
hoffer: maybe that
hoffer: well i think my bank roll states that i know more than you
hoffer: so fuc off
StacysMom: whats your bankroll?
hoffer: try 1000....over a year ago
hoffer: been cashing off the same roll since
StacysMom: ok
hoffer: your 16 dollars over the deposit limit so fuc off
Damn he is ballin.
Victor
12-14-2005, 01:41 AM
i thought i saw stacysmom at 10-20 and 15-30.
why are you playing 2-4? you obviously know they dont respect your raises so you can make any money. oh wait, you must be in distribution mode. thats smart, ride out the bad stretches at 2-4 and then when party puts you on accumulator mode move back up.
silkyslim
12-14-2005, 01:49 AM
[ QUOTE ]
i thought i saw stacysmom at 10-20 and 15-30.
why are you playing 2-4? you obviously know they dont respect your raises so you can make any money. oh wait, you must be in distribution mode. thats smart, ride out the bad stretches at 2-4 and then when party puts you on accumulator mode move back up.
[/ QUOTE ]
there are many stacysmoms the names were changed for anonimity (speeling?) but, yeah they pulled the doom switch on me
Victor
12-14-2005, 04:04 AM
sometimes when i get in pissing matches ill buy in for my whole party roll. usually it goes something like this:
[censored]: keep playing like that and ill have your whole roll.
me (probably an [censored] too): here it is.
its also fun to sit at low limit tables with a bunch of gs and spew and talk [censored].
SmileyEH
12-14-2005, 11:13 AM
[ QUOTE ]
sometimes when i get in pissing matches ill buy in for my whole party roll. usually it goes something like this:
[censored]: keep playing like that and ill have your whole roll.
me (probably an [censored] too): here it is.
its also fun to sit at low limit tables with a bunch of gs and spew and talk [censored].
[/ QUOTE ]
It takes a grown man to admit doing this...but we all do it so who gives a [censored].
-SmileyEH
danzasmack
12-14-2005, 11:43 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Party 2/4. some fish just runner runner flushed his set of kings and he was going nuts. i was trying to diffuse the situation to no avail, so I tried reasoning, hence:
StacysMom: would you rather him call 3 bets pf with T7 agaisnt your KK all the time
hoffer: OMG YES PLZ!!!!111!
StacysMom: why?
hoffer: OMGJKn00bROFLMAO!!111!!!
StacysMom: and then call the flop with nuts and lose so i can post in BBV on tHree pLus tHree
hoffer: hi pp's are not good in multi handed pots man
hoffer: so nice try but your wrong and so am I it's "you're" not your and danzasmack says that in chat boxes on parteeee cuz he and the diksha are Nits!!!11!elevennnn
StacysMom: lol ok
StacysMom: i think i know a little morethan you juice box
hoffer: O RLLY?
StacysMom: YA RLLY
hoffer: felatio?
hoffer: maybe that
hoffer: well i think my bank roll states that i know more than everypwn
hoffer: so dance off
StacysMom: whats your bankroll?
hoffer: try eleventy billion dollars ....over a year ago
hoffer: been cashing off the same roll since
StacysMom: ok
hoffer: your 16 dollars no MY 16 dollars danzanit
Damn he is lonely .
[/ QUOTE ]
vBulletin® v3.8.11, Copyright ©2000-2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.