What should I say to the Governator?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

What's up brothas. Next week, back up in Sac for Xmas leave, I will be involved in a private ceremony followed by a lunch with Arnold Swarzenenannenanegar. I'm sure he will control the conversation, but as it is a private meeting I believe that there will be some time to ask him some questions.

This is not posted in Politics because in this case mentioning anything about politics would be off limits for a multitude of reasons. So I need some <u>appropriate</u> conversation points. I prefer them to be funny. Any suggestions?

[xadrez]

Not really a question, but you should definately say

"GET YOUR ASS TO MAAAAAHZZZ"

[istewart]

Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's vagina is.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's vagina is.

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LOL nice. Nothing that I could actually say?

[Dynasty]

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Not really a question, but you should definately say

"GET YOUR ASS TO MAAAAAHZZZ"

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Or, you could be original instead of quoting some dorky movie line which Arnold has probably heard dozens of times.

[man]

you must ask him "Arnold, what is best in life!"

to which he should respond "To crush your enemies! To see them driven before you! And to hear the lamentation of the women!"

if you did this and got him to respond properly I would probably start crying from happiness. I heard he has the sword from the movie on the wall in his office.

ok I'm sorry I don't have any real suggestions, and I'm a poly sci major. but I would be interested in how he became interested in becoming governor.

[Dynasty]

Arnold is an interesting person because he has reached the top of three considerably different proffessions.

Bodybuilding: obvious
Acting: top box-office draw for many years
Polictics: Governor of California is as high as he can legally go

It may be interesting to ask him something which probed how to achieve such success in such different arenas.

[Redd]

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Not really a question, but you should definately say

"GET YOUR ASS TO MAAAAAHZZZ"

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Or, you could go with "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!"

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Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's Penis is...I mean vagina..I mean penis and vagina are.

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FYP, I think: Jamie Lee Curtis Hermaphrodite? (http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.htm)

[mmcd]

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Arnold is an interesting person because he has reached the top of three considerably different proffessions.

Bodybuilding: obvious
Acting: top box-office draw for many years
Polictics: Governor of California is as high as he can legally go

It may be interesting to ask him something which probed how to achieve such success in such different arenas.

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IIRC, he's also a very sucessful businessman. I think he has a net worth somewhere in the 9 figure range.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I heard he has the sword from the movie on the wall in his office.


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He does in his L.A. office. He also has a huge conference table with a 15' stuffed alligator under it. Its almost as awesome as me.

Jihad

[xLukex]

IT'S NOT A TUMAH.

You said you would kill me last!?!?!

I lied.

[TheMainEvent]

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Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's Penis is...I mean vagina..I mean penis and vagina are.

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FYP, I think: Jamie Lee Curtis Hermaphrodite? (http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.htm)

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Meanest urban legend ever. Probably true though.

[fluxrad]

You should totally call him on that time he hit you when you were six.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Fluxrad,

I like you.

Complementary,
Jihad

[InchoateHand]

If it still feels like he is cumming all of the time?

[Klepton]

ask him how much he got paid for those funny japanese commercials, and ask him how it feeels to be 3 times the normal size of a human being for his entire life.

[pokerdirty]

Is Maria Shriver really a man?

Pretend to choke while eating and see if he'll give you the Heimlich.

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you must ask him "Arnold, what is best in life!"

to which he should respond "To crush your enemies! To see them driven before you! And to hear the lamentation of the women!"

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[MonkeeMan]

Ask if his balls shriveled up from all the steroids.

[RacersEdge]

Ask him if he thinks Reggie Bush should go pro.

Or, ask him if he has a bet with the governor of Texas on the BCS title game.

These are gold. Trust me, I'm Austrian.

[mmcd]

Clearly, the best play is to try to subtley work as many of his ridiculous movie quotes as possible into regular conversation about whatever topics happen to come up. Tape record the lunch and post a transcript.

[DaveKForty7]

5 words.

How many five year olds?

[gamblore99]

why made you want to get into politics?
What is your favourite muscle?
Do you miss germany or in any way consider it your home?
Do you like being called the governator?
What is your favourite movie/Actor?
What is your favourite colour
What do you do when not doing politics/eating babies

Sorry. I tried.

[PokerBob]

ask him if he is gay. i beg this of you.

[astroglide]

just awkwardly interject with "joke" statements about sex offenders, and how you think it's repulsive and that sort of thing. then start getting more and more serious and start talking about how california law makes it too difficult for them to integrate back into society. be specific with the details (e.g. how many feet one must live from a school).

[craig r]

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just awkwardly interject with "joke" statements about sex offenders, and how you think it's repulsive and that sort of thing. then start getting more and more serious and start talking about how california law makes it too difficult for them to integrate back into society. be specific with the details (e.g. how many feet one must live from a school).

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And I don't think he should just get more serious, but his tone should change and no matter what and no matter how hard Arnold tries, the OP can't let him change the subject.

craig

[Leaky Eye]

Is it appropriate to thank him for killing Tookie?

[Jeebus]

Ask him to show you old body building competition videos in private, then ask him if you can oil him up?

Ask him who would win a round robin double elimination match between him now, a she-bear protecting her cubs, a crazy crocodile, an enraged gorilla with hemoroidds, an elephant, a shark with a lazer beam attached to its forehead, and the gap toothed austrian we all loved in Conan

Really though, I would have to find out how he feels about people who are given positions of power in the running of large corporations based soley on their name recognition rather than their learned ability to lead and manage and how this can lead to the collapse of such corporations. Then ask how he thinks that compares with Governing


editted because i forgot a vital element of a question.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

If you are making that comparison as a direct attack on him, you obviously have no idea of the level of "ability to lead and manage" that he has. I'm not looking for political attacks. I was actually hoping that maybe I could really get something to go with here. I've already asked him the standard Arnold-fan questions, I want to ask something fun this time.

[shant]

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I heard he has the sword from the movie on the wall in his office.


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He does in his L.A. office. He also has a huge conference table with a 15' stuffed alligator under it. Its almost as awesome as me.

Jihad

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http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5684/269bp.jpg

This photo rules.

[yellowjack]

Bring this (http://www.devilducky.com/media/38195/) up, subtly. Link is NSFW.

[PoBoy321]

Ask him who would win in a no-holds barred cage match, him or Gov. Jesse Ventura.

[Blarg]

Tell him he reminds you of Ronald Reagan.

[PoBoy321]

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Bring this (http://www.devilducky.com/media/38195/) up, subtly. Link is NSFW.

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LoL: "This shows me that the Brazilians are really obsessed with my favorite body part: the ass."

[JihadOnTheRiver]

PoBoy,

This is excellent. I will most likely use this.

Jihad

[Blarg]

Then bring up he said when he first met Maria's mother: "Your daughter has a beautiful ass!"

[PoBoy321]

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Then bring up he said when he first met Maria's mother: "Your daughter has a beautiful ass!"

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Well she is a Kennedy after all. Jackie O had some serious junk in the trunk.

[beenben]

head's up- they do not get along. maybe not such a good idea.

Tell him "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Or "You're one ugly muthafucka."

Or "You don't know what kind of enemy I am."

I guess you could ask him why he ran for governator or what he likes most about it, softball questions like that...

Or you could ask him about cigars and chess, two things I've read he's really interested in. Ask him if he's ever played p@#$r. Ask him what he thinks of Barbara Boxer or Nancy Pelosi. Sounds like fun - give us an update when you get back.

ScottieK

[Duke]

Stand up quickly while eating and start cautiously peering around the room. Then say: "We move. 5 meter spread. No sound."

~D

[Duke]

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Bring this (http://www.devilducky.com/media/38195/) up, subtly. Link is NSFW.

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This is awesome.

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[samjjones]

I would try to think of a good joke, so that after he does his patented laugh, he uses the phrase "dat's a guhd wan".

Also, try to get him to say the following words/phrases:
"Choppah"
"Exactly"
"Bull[censored]"
"Dirty work"
"Cabinet minister"
"What is this [censored] tie business?"

[Beer and Pizza]

Ask him if he will let Clarence Ray Allen live.

Whos that? The next guy on death row, scheduled to die in January, but not a celebe like Tookie. Just another murderer, like Tookie, but without Hollywood backing.

[astroglide]

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Stand up quickly while eating and start cautiously peering around the room. Then say: "We move. 5 meter spread. No sound."

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best answer

[wonderwes]

Ask him if he thinks he will actually get reelected to office?

[teamdonkey]

if he had to do it all over again, would he use steriods to further his bodybuilding career?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Ask him if he thinks he will actually get reelected to office?

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The answer to this is yes. And he's correct.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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if he had to do it all over again, would he use steriods to further his bodybuilding career?

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He has answered this questin in the past, and it's a yes.

When is he making Terminator 4.

[tomdemaine]

call him a girly man and then run. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Inside?

ask him if he'l add me to msn