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Jeebus
12-13-2005, 05:04 PM
In my ever increasing effort to be the romantic smooth boyfriend that I am not naturally I need something to give a girl who is sick with the flu. I've already been making her tea, etc. but am looking for something to show up with to distract her. Any suggestions.

thanks (http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2004/09/28/0002020v.jpg) (NSFW probably) edit:I forgot
PokerFink
12-13-2005, 05:06 PM
Holy [censored]! You're friend is hot!

Seriously, though, I suggest a stuffed animal.

Also, you might want to tag that picture with NSFW. It's borderline.
jba
12-13-2005, 05:11 PM
flowers are good, some hot soup (even better if you come over and make it)

buy her fav movie on DVD if she's home sick
kipin
12-13-2005, 05:13 PM
http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2004/11/09/110904-theraflu.PNG
Alobar
12-13-2005, 05:14 PM
movie is standard issue. If she doesnt have any cold medicine or anything, then id make a little "gift basket" with some vitamin C and thereflu and a movie or something
12-13-2005, 05:14 PM
Get well flowers (not roses...something cheery like daisies.) Bath salts, bubble bath, soap, or scented candles. Maybe a pair of earrings or a bracelet...VS lingerie if she's been your girl for a while...to remind her that you still think she's sexy when she's hacking stuff up. Good luck =)

ScottieK
dblgutshot
12-13-2005, 05:16 PM
anal beads will take her mind off things
jba
12-13-2005, 05:17 PM
how about a cute comfortable pillow/blankie or something like that?
JackThree
12-13-2005, 05:18 PM
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anal beads will take her mind off things

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hahahaha
man
12-13-2005, 05:19 PM
if you're like me and don't like to spend money you could make her a cd. at least my woman digs it when I do [censored] like that.
mrkilla
12-13-2005, 05:20 PM
Something good and small, I was coing to say your wang, but I bet its small but no good...


FLowers from 1800 flowers, include optional teddy bear, you'll be a winner
jaxUp
12-13-2005, 05:22 PM
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if you're like me and don't like to spend money you could make her a mixed tape.

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Way better.
wayabvpar
12-13-2005, 05:24 PM
I always offer my wife some home-brewed Throat Coat when she has a sore throat, but she never takes me up on it. Some people just enjoy being sick I guess...
vexvelour
12-13-2005, 05:28 PM
Throat Coat is the shiznit.

Bring her a bottle of OJ and some good (not canned) soup. There are a lot of really easy Chicken Soup recipies on food.com that are a hell of a lot more nutritious than canned crap.
man
12-13-2005, 05:29 PM
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if you're like me and don't like to spend money you could make her a mixed tape.

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Way better.

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I don't know if you're joking. I meant a mix cd, not like just one album.
Boris
12-13-2005, 05:29 PM
That chick is AAA Skank. one star for you.
dcasper70
12-13-2005, 05:33 PM
A remote controlled vibrating egg
PokerFink
12-13-2005, 05:35 PM
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A remote controlled vibrating egg

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We have a winner.
MikeSmith
12-13-2005, 05:37 PM
just write thermometer on your penis
xadrez
12-13-2005, 05:38 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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if you're like me and don't like to spend money you could make her a mixed tape.

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Way better.

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I don't know if you're joking. I meant a mix cd, not like just one album.

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I think he was harkening back to a simpler time when making a mix on a cassette took an entire evening or at least several hours of your time. Nowadays, you just slap a playlist together and BOOM burn it in 10 minutes, theres no feeling involved DAMMIT.
12-13-2005, 05:40 PM
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just write rectal thermometer on your penis

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FYP
OtisTheMarsupial
12-14-2005, 10:58 PM
Call her and tell her you're going to the store, can you grab her anything, like maybe a magazine?

She will tell you what she likes to read, you get to know her better talk on the phone, she appreciates your consideration, it only costs a few bucks.
istewart
12-14-2005, 11:00 PM
I opened this thread with the intention of making some cancer jokes. Thank you for disappointing.
Jeebus
12-15-2005, 01:09 AM
fine fine, here's your chance...
I'm dating this girl and she just got diagnosed with cancer. Unfortuntately the chemo has caused her hair to fall out and I think bald women are ugly. What can I do to enjoy having sex with her again?