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PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 06:39 AM

It depends on a lot of factors. What point of her cycle she's in, your sperm count, her fertility. That said, if you had unprotected sex tonight and want to be sure not to get her pregnant, I would suggest that you get to Planned Parenthood first thing in the morning and get the morning-after pill.

diebitter

12-13-2005, 06:43 AM

If I were you, I'd ask your dad how easy or difficult you or siblins were to conceive. If it happened real quick, there's a good chance you're pretty potent, so take care.

Colonel Kataffy

12-13-2005, 06:46 AM

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Is that for real or are you just pulling that out of your ass?
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Given the info provided, thats probably not too far off.

Really though, if its within 48 hours, go get the morning after pill right away.

jetsonsdogcanfly

12-13-2005, 06:46 AM

it's actually a linear function of how much of your contact information she has

Weatherhead03

12-13-2005, 06:47 AM

Depends.

12-13-2005, 06:52 AM

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LoL, I like this answer the best.

Okay, so we've established that it depends on several factors. What % range can it fall in? 10-30%? 5-20% or what?

Also, does the size of the load you shoot matter? It seems like a smaller load would be better for not getting pregnant, which would be good for me.

I told her to go take the morning after pill.

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 06:54 AM

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It can be really expensive. If you don't pay for it, you're an [censored].

tonypaladino

12-13-2005, 06:54 AM

"Also, does the size of the load you shoot matter? It seems like a smaller load would be better for not getting pregnant, which would be good for me. "

I'm no fertitity expert, but it only takes 1 sperm.

tonypaladino

12-13-2005, 06:55 AM

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Is that for real or are you just pulling that out of your ass?
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that's the number. I'm a fertility expert in real life but I play a douchebag on TV. I'm so [censored] tired- dont mind me

12-13-2005, 06:56 AM

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I told her to go take the morning after pill.

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It can be really expensive. If you don't pay for it, you're an [censored].

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I told her I would pay for it.

12-13-2005, 06:57 AM

I'm pretty pissed off though. She told me she was on birth control last week, then after tonight she goes "oh, I've been off the pill for a while, I thought you knew." Then she acts like I did something wrong.

What [censored].

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 06:57 AM

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"Also, does the size of the load you shoot matter? It seems like a smaller load would be better for not getting pregnant, which would be good for me. "

I'm no fertitity expert, but it only takes 1 sperm.

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Yeah, but if there are 100,000 sperm in a little load and 1,000,000 sperm in a big load, then there is a 1/100,000 chance that a sperm will get there in the small load and a 1/1,000,000 chance that it will get there in the big load, so obviously it's more likely in the small load.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Astro, move this to Probability.

diebitter

12-13-2005, 06:59 AM

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Hahahaha!

This is an awesome program of attack. Any thread we don't like, we put content in that makes it relevant for another forum... I just might work!

What forum did that retarted poll about a naked poster come from?
..... REVENGE!!!

tonypaladino

12-13-2005, 07:00 AM

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It can be really expensive. If you don't pay for it, you're an [censored].

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Free clinic = free birth control pills.

2 regular 1st cycle = morning after pill

gmrankin

12-13-2005, 07:05 AM

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Is that for real or are you just pulling that out of your ass? And if so, kudos for pulling out! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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pulling out of your ass... no worries then. anal is the way to go

12-13-2005, 07:08 AM

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Yeah, I'm definitely gonna SIIHP next time.

Stupid bitch.

crovax4444

12-13-2005, 08:42 AM

one other factor is if she orgasms. There is a higher percentage due to the contractions that the sperm makes it into the cervex.

Apparently a human female and eject 35% of total sperm cells within 30 minutes of impregnation...however, it still only takes one...

Crovax

texaspimp

12-13-2005, 09:34 AM

The key piece of information is what day of her cycle did you shoot.

She has to be ovulating to conceive, IIRC. This generally occurs around day 14 from her last period. If you are +/- 1 day of this date, I would be worried. If not, you are probably ok.

I'm not a doctor, but after a few trips with the wife to OB/GYN, you tend to ask questions.

Buccaneer

12-13-2005, 09:55 AM

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I'm pretty pissed off though. She told me she was on birth control last week, then after tonight she goes "oh, I've been off the pill for a while, I thought you knew." Then she acts like I did something wrong.

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This crap sucks. The problem with this type of behavior is that she lied about being protected and then trys to blame you. The worst thing about it is that the courts will blame you too if she is preg-O and hit you with child support. Dump this lying bitch.

The true femanist would say that it is still 100% your responsibility and make you pay, but that would be like punching holes in a condom and having sex and blaming her if she got pregnant.

eviljeff

12-13-2005, 11:04 AM

1-888-NOT-2-LATE

morning after pill

Alobar

12-13-2005, 11:10 AM

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I'm no fertitity expert, but it only takes 1 sperm.

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Your sperm count can vary drastically from one time to the next based on many factors. Actual size of the load doesnt necessarily matter. If you have a really low sperm count, she is much much less likely to get pregnant. Its only one sperm that gets the job done, but there has to be a ton of them for it to happen, her bodys natural defenses will attack and kill sperm.

Also apparently you can have too high of a sperm count and that makes it harder to get pregnant. Dont ask me why, this is just what my friend who worked at a fertility clinic told me.

Tilt

12-13-2005, 11:18 AM

Well, my wife and I used the rhythm method for a while, so here's what I think based on just a little research.

Assuming good fertility:

During cycle prime time, like 20%
During cycle off time, around 5%
During like, ewww, her period, like <1%

Weighted average if you don't know where in her cylce she is, its probably just under 10% I'm guessing.

If fertility is low for one or both parties, these numbers would drop by a factor of ten or more.

MrMon

12-13-2005, 12:08 PM

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The key piece of information is what day of her cycle did you shoot.

She has to be ovulating to conceive, IIRC. This generally occurs around day 14 from her last period. If you are +/- 1 day of this date, I would be worried. If not, you are probably ok.

I'm not a doctor, but after a few trips with the wife to OB/GYN, you tend to ask questions.

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This is pretty much the correct answer. All the other probabilities are due to other factors like how regular she is, genetic abnormalities in the zygote, her physical condition, etc. But first that egg has to be there and the sperm has to get there at the right time. If those two conditions are met, then bingo!

My wife knows her body very well and can tell you EXACTLY when she will get pregnant. First time. Sounds like this woman doesn't know/doesn't care, which means anything is possible. Take precautions.

HopeydaFish

12-13-2005, 12:24 PM

The morning after pill is crazy expensive. Save yourself a few bucks and use this:

http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/product/245068_front200.jpg

Works like a charm every time.

ibankonu

12-13-2005, 12:27 PM

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"Also, does the size of the load you shoot matter? It seems like a smaller load would be better for not getting pregnant, which would be good for me. "

I'm no fertitity expert, but it only takes 1 sperm.

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It takes more than one sperm to fertilize an egg. The stuff (acrosome) in the head of the sperm that breaks down the membrane of the ovum is not enough to break thru the membrane with just a singular sperm cell.

Also, if you have <20,000 sperm during an ejaculation, then you are considered sterile because not enough sperm will likely reach the ovum to fertilize it.

bocablkr

12-13-2005, 12:39 PM

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Yeah, but if there are 100,000 sperm in a little load and 1,000,000 sperm in a big load, then there is a 1/100,000 chance that a sperm will get there in the small load and a 1/1,000,000 chance that it will get there in the big load, so obviously it's more likely in the small load.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Astro, move this to Probability.

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If that is how you think I really want to be playing against you in poker.

Size of load does matter as does the size of your member. If you are extra long and have a big load you are more likely to get someone pregnant than someone with a small member and load. But that does not mean that you could not get someone pregnant.

Both of my kids were from having sex on the last day of her period (I had DNA test done to prove it).

diebitter

12-13-2005, 12:46 PM

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One of mine too.

Dex

12-13-2005, 01:00 PM

32.33%

Repeating, of course.

HopeydaFish

12-13-2005, 01:09 PM

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Which episode were you on?

http://www.voiceguy.org/mauryweb.jpg

bocablkr

12-13-2005, 01:10 PM

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Which episode were you on?

http://www.voiceguy.org/mauryweb.jpg

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I know - I didn't believe it either. I guess the DNA could be wrong except they look just like me (sorry for them).

man

12-13-2005, 01:31 PM

soko

12-13-2005, 02:05 PM

I would recommend pulling out 100% of the time you don't use a condom, pill or not, [censored] what she says.

Riverman

12-13-2005, 02:31 PM

First of all, how hard is it to just pull out and splooge on her boobies or elsewhere. Its way more fun anyway.

If she recently had her period youre fine if not get the fine young lady a pill or a coat hanger.

Raydain

12-13-2005, 02:44 PM

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this is correct. regardless however I think the morning after pill is a good choice. if you like to MURDER.

jk. thought I'd spice things up.

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Throw this in the politics forum

12-13-2005, 03:31 PM

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32.33%

Repeating, of course.

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Is there anything anyone needs to get off this guy? I know leeroy needs that helmet...

young nut

12-13-2005, 03:42 PM

this made me laugh and spit up some of my afternoon beer. NH poboy.

LALDAAS

12-13-2005, 03:48 PM

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WDC

12-13-2005, 04:18 PM

I think it is 50%. Either she will or she won't.

I am also sorry that you have to ask this question. I would go back to high school and demand they teach you something.

man

12-13-2005, 04:21 PM

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I think it is 50%. Either she will or she won't.

I am also sorry that you have to ask this question. I would go back to high school and demand they teach you something.

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yeah I think this is how the Bernoulli distribution works. if there are two options, it obviously has to be either one or the other, so it's 1 out of 2, or 50%. I'll never understand why I got a D in statistics.

12-13-2005, 05:15 PM

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I think it is 50%. Either she will or she won't.

I am also sorry that you have to ask this question. I would go back to high school and demand they teach you something.

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yeah I think this is how the Bernoulli distribution works. if there are two options, it obviously has to be either one or the other, so it's 1 out of 2, or 50%. I'll never understand why I got a D in statistics.

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I almost patiently replied but then my humor detector turned itself back on. I really need to get the damn thing serviced. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

12-13-2005, 05:25 PM

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I think it is 50%. Either she will or she won't.

I am also sorry that you have to ask this question. I would go back to high school and demand they teach you something.

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It is pretty sad. That's what happens when you go to school in the bible belt. Everything I know about sex I learned from porn, experience, or here.

edited to add: She went and got the morning after pill and took it today. I paid for it