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tonypaladino

12-13-2005, 01:50 AM

So a dude dies in a car accident, and some retard leaves him this comment:

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|BEAUTIFUL TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL

WackityWhiz

12-13-2005, 01:50 AM

http://images14.fotki.com/v257/photos/4/43460/2877478/LoriShick-vi.jpg
that mcdonalds will get ya /images/graemlins/frown.gif

scotty34

12-13-2005, 01:56 AM

http://images12.fotki.com/v241/photos/4/43460/2877478/TaylorBehl-vi.jpg

Cause of Death: Undecided (Rough consentual sex according to boyfriend)

WTF!!!

Cumulonimbus

12-13-2005, 01:57 AM

http://images14.fotki.com/v257/photos/4/43460/2877478/LoriShick-vi.jpg

Cause of Death: McDonalds / Blood Clot / Bilateral Pulmonary Embolism

I'm speechless. Pick one: /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

EDIT: damn you WhackityWhiz

Blarg

12-13-2005, 01:58 AM

Here in L.A. people think they're invincible in their cars. It's like a mass psychosis. Even more unbelievable, some of them even think they're good drivers.

They've actually done big articles in the paper about how the way perception works making trains come up on you much much faster than they appear to be going at a distance. It's apparently something that's biological enough to defeat common sense and due caution even in the occasional non-moron.

CheckRaise

12-13-2005, 02:02 AM

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http://images12.fotki.com/v241/photos/4/43460/2877478/TaylorBehl-vi.jpg

Cause of Death: Undecided (Rough consentual sex according to boyfriend)

WTF!!!

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I saw this one and wondered the same thing. How does someone die from rough sex?

Blarg

12-13-2005, 02:04 AM

That one is very very cute.

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 02:05 AM

http://images14.fotki.com/v257/photos/4/43460/2877478/JustinDaubs-vi.jpg

Heh, who would've thought that this guy wasn't gonna make it to 30?

ilya

12-13-2005, 02:05 AM

One of my roommates is an EMT, he took the call for #56. Bad batch was going around Lower East Side for a couple weeks, about a dozen people died. Local papers went crazy over the story.

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 02:06 AM

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One of my roommates is an EMT, he took the call for #56. Bad batch was going around Lower East Side for a couple weeks, about a dozen people died. Local papers went crazy over the story.

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I remember that. Naturally, no one cared about it until a couple of pretty white girls died, but I think that's just par for the course.

Blarg

12-13-2005, 02:10 AM

Earthquake in China Kills 70,000. One American dies.

Peter666

12-13-2005, 02:12 AM

# 43 is a bloody tragedy. The rest make for good entertainment.

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 02:15 AM

Just out of curiosity, what makes #43 a tragedy and the all the other similar car accident fatalities entertainment?

tubalkain

12-13-2005, 02:15 AM

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# 43 is a bloody tragedy. The rest make for good entertainment.

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Seconded.

Sadly, this isn't nearly entertaining enough. One vote for *.

WackityWhiz

12-13-2005, 02:15 AM

If you go to the person's site and read comments from people, it's really sad.

I don't think I can take anymore of this... I'd rather look at ogrish

Blarg

12-13-2005, 02:18 AM

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http://images12.fotki.com/v241/photos/4/43460/2877478/TaylorBehl-vi.jpg

Cause of Death: Undecided (Rough consentual sex according to boyfriend)

WTF!!!

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I saw this one and wondered the same thing. How does someone die from rough sex?

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Sounds like the perfect advertisement against banging guys you meet at myspace.

tonypaladino

12-13-2005, 02:22 AM

Boy, I could choke her All night long.

That's not healthy is It? That that's the first place I go?

ilya

12-13-2005, 02:26 AM

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One of my roommates is an EMT, he took the call for #56. Bad batch was going around Lower East Side for a couple weeks, about a dozen people died. Local papers went crazy over the story.

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I remember that. Naturally, no one cared about it until a couple of pretty white girls died, but I think that's just par for the course.

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Yeah, I hear you. didn't hurt that they were young & hot.

ilya

12-13-2005, 02:27 AM

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Earthquake in China Kills 70,000. One American dies.

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Those Chinese guys are short and lean, so that's probably roughly the same human mass.

RiverFenix

12-13-2005, 02:29 AM

Taylor Behl (rough sex girl) was murdered by her 37 yr old boyfriend. Check the news story link

KDawgCometh

12-13-2005, 02:40 AM

[ QUOTE ]
One of my roommates is an EMT, he took the call for #56. Bad batch was going around Lower East Side for a couple weeks, about a dozen people died. Local papers went crazy over the story.

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I remember it too. What I am wondering is what's up with the sign in at her profile. Is that a memorial profile or what is the deal, cause people have posted on it since she has been dead and they aren't giving some condolence or anything like that

ilya

12-13-2005, 02:42 AM

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One of my roommates is an EMT, he took the call for #56. Bad batch was going around Lower East Side for a couple weeks, about a dozen people died. Local papers went crazy over the story.

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I remember it too. What I am wondering is what's up with the sign in at her profile. Is that a memorial profile or what is the deal, cause people have posted on it since she has been dead and they aren't giving some condolence or anything like that

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I was confused too but I scrolled down and I think most of those people know she's dead cos they post about the funeral & whatnot. They just really liked her I guess?
It definitely creeped me out though.

mason55

12-13-2005, 02:45 AM

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One of my roommates is an EMT, he took the call for #56. Bad batch was going around Lower East Side for a couple weeks, about a dozen people died. Local papers went crazy over the story.

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I remember that. Naturally, no one cared about it until a couple of pretty white girls died, but I think that's just par for the course.

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I actually talked to those two for quite awhile at the club that night and had seen/talked to them many times in the past.

istewart

12-13-2005, 02:47 AM

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http://images12.fotki.com/v241/photos/4/43460/2877478/TaylorBehl-vi.jpg

Cause of Death: Undecided (Rough consentual sex according to boyfriend)

WTF!!!

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This chick is hot.

12-13-2005, 02:48 AM

Some people just have no shame.

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 02:49 AM

I looked at some of her pictures on her site and it seems like she wore turtlenecks/big scarves a lot. Maybe she was into asphyxiation and it just went wrong.

Peter666

12-13-2005, 02:52 AM

After looking further, I will add 27, 29 and 56 to the bloody tragedy list. I think upon deeply studying these cases while applying the tenets of philosophical aestheticism, you will begin to see the common tragic link.

Russ McGinley

12-13-2005, 02:54 AM

She looks like the daughter from Mystic River. She's hot too.

Oblivious

12-13-2005, 02:57 AM

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# 43 is a bloody tragedy. The rest make for good entertainment.

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Why? Because she was younger?

#6
http://images12.fotki.com/v241/photos/4/43460/2877478/TaylorBehl-vi.jpg
seems pretty horrible.

Emmitt2222

12-13-2005, 03:07 AM

I'm just wondering if these can all be confirmed? It just seems like alot of these are quite out there, choking on your tongue after peircing, multiple train accidents? I guess they are because people are mentioning actual news stories, but they seem very odd for the most part.

I find this site quite disturbing for the most part and most discussion leading from it not vvery redeeming. People should listen to Clark when he says something at the beginning of a thread.

Ulysses

12-13-2005, 03:10 AM

All,

Details on the Taylor Behl case. (http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/forensics/taylor_behl/index.html)

The emo kid that was posted on here recently is one of the people on that site.

It's a pretty creepily fascinating site.

Peter666

12-13-2005, 03:10 AM

#6 is another damn bloody tragedy.

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 03:14 AM

[ QUOTE ]
I'm just wondering if these can all be confirmed? It just seems like alot of these are quite out there, choking on your tongue after peircing, multiple train accidents? I guess they are because people are mentioning actual news stories, but they seem very odd for the most part.

I find this site quite disturbing for the most part and most discussion leading from it not vvery redeeming. People should listen to Clark when he says something at the beginning of a thread.

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Well, given that the primary age group in MySpace, Livejournal and the like is gonna be 15-25, these people aren't having heart attacks or dying of old age. I know that suicide is the 3rd highest cause of death, and I think car accidents are number one, if anyone can find a comprehensive list, that'd be awesome, I looked but came up short. Anyway, my point is that these people are dying in weird ways because that's how young people tend to die.

lighterjobs

12-13-2005, 03:28 AM

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http://images12.fotki.com/v240/photos/4/43460/2877478/JoshReif-vi.jpg
Crushed by Falling Automobile

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pretty cool way to go.

shant

12-13-2005, 05:04 AM

It's pretty embarassing when someone comes to a chick's profile who died, and above all the messages of condolences he posts:

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I fell off the earth, but I climed back on. Hope everythings goin good for you. Later lovely.

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Brainwalter

12-13-2005, 05:06 AM

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http://images12.fotki.com/v240/photos/4/43460/2877478/JoshReif-vi.jpg
Crushed by Falling Automobile

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pretty cool way to go.

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Not really. He probably just didn't use jackstands.

Blarg

12-13-2005, 05:12 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm just wondering if these can all be confirmed? It just seems like alot of these are quite out there, choking on your tongue after peircing, multiple train accidents? I guess they are because people are mentioning actual news stories, but they seem very odd for the most part.

I find this site quite disturbing for the most part and most discussion leading from it not vvery redeeming. People should listen to Clark when he says something at the beginning of a thread.

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Well, given that the primary age group in MySpace, Livejournal and the like is gonna be 15-25, these people aren't having heart attacks or dying of old age. I know that suicide is the 3rd highest cause of death, and I think car accidents are number one, if anyone can find a comprehensive list, that'd be awesome, I looked but came up short. Anyway, my point is that these people are dying in weird ways because that's how young people tend to die.

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It's true. I've read that for some segments of that age group, suicide is the #1 cause of death, which is often cited when talking about teen suicide to make it sound like an epidemic. It isn't. It's just that teenagers very rarely die -- heck they're in rip roaring strength and health. So if they go, it's almost always something different from the health-related stuff most people die of.

istewart

12-13-2005, 06:14 AM

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8051/sonanddad5sx.jpg

PoBoy321

12-13-2005, 06:16 AM

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http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8051/sonanddad5sx.jpg

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A) That's not funny.
B) It's a terrible ripoff of Redmeat. (http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/)

istewart

12-13-2005, 06:17 AM

1. It is hilarious.
2. It was posted on 2+2 many months ago and I saved it to my computer for moments like this, so don't blame me.

chisness

12-13-2005, 07:00 AM

i agree it's not funny, so you actually can be blamed!

Escape

12-13-2005, 07:08 AM

Hi istewart,

I laughed

12-13-2005, 07:16 AM

Hi istewart,

I laughed hard.

12-13-2005, 07:17 AM

istewart

12-13-2005, 07:18 AM

Ni Han.

Peter666

12-13-2005, 08:22 AM

I see dead people.

LeatherFace

12-13-2005, 10:06 AM

http://images12.fotki.com/v238/photos/4/43460/2877478/GabeMaestretti-vi.jpg

Murder Method: Forcing Matt Carrington to drink himself to death (Water Intoxication)

Crimson challenge anyone?

pudley4

12-13-2005, 10:40 AM

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http://images12.fotki.com/v238/photos/4/43460/2877478/GabeMaestretti-vi.jpg

Murder Method: Forcing Matt Carrington to drink himself to death (Water Intoxication)

Crimson challenge anyone?

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Matt was the son of one of the guys I work with /images/graemlins/frown.gif

trotski

12-13-2005, 12:00 PM

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http://images12.fotki.com/v241/photos/4/43460/2877478/TaylorBehl-vi.jpg

Cause of Death: Undecided (Rough consentual sex according to boyfriend)

WTF!!!

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This chick was hot.

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FYP

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I saw the 20/20 (or Primetime Live) episode on this story. Really sad. The boyfriend was a real creep...and she was smokin' hot...

Why does it say that #22 died on 12/2/05, but when you go to her profile, last login was 12/13/05? Interesting....

trying2learn

12-13-2005, 12:55 PM

family members log on for different reasons...this isn't uncommon.

12-13-2005, 02:01 PM

This number will unfortunately probably increase soon. The daughter of a Vice President for my company has been missing for over a month from a small town in Alabama. She was a myspace user. Link (http://www.findtara.com)

MDoranD

trotski

12-13-2005, 02:45 PM

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family members log on for different reasons...this isn't uncommon.

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Bah, good point, didn't think about that...

trying2learn

12-13-2005, 02:55 PM

by the way, i just got incredibly depressed reading through some of that.

/images/graemlins/frown.gif

etgryphon

12-13-2005, 02:57 PM

Come on...

That is one of the funniest things I have seen.

-Gryph

lighterjobs

12-13-2005, 03:40 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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http://images12.fotki.com/v240/photos/4/43460/2877478/JoshReif-vi.jpg
Crushed by Falling Automobile

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pretty cool way to go.

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Not really. He probably just didn't use jackstands.

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true. still cooler than blowing your brains out like a pussy.