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PokerBob
12-12-2005, 10:41 PM
....and date me. That bitch.

Blarg
12-12-2005, 10:42 PM
Jimmy Kimmel? What a bore. This man was made for oblivion from the start.

pokerdirty
12-12-2005, 10:43 PM
i bet [censored] that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

maybe she comes with a mute button, then it might be worthwhile.

Blarg
12-12-2005, 10:45 PM
Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

tonypaladino
12-12-2005, 10:46 PM
Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

Alobar
12-12-2005, 10:46 PM
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Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

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something about her, she definately turns me on.

as for kimmel, He pretty much is nothing without adam corolla

pokerdirty
12-12-2005, 10:49 PM
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Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

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I'm not a fan of her work.

Don't get me wrong, shes a 4 on the 4scale, but it's a disease i'll have to live with for the rest of my life.

scott8
12-12-2005, 10:51 PM
I agree on the choking.

kipin
12-12-2005, 10:53 PM
no pics = **********

rusellmj
12-12-2005, 10:53 PM
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9465/kimsilver7hw.jpg

Not really visible in this photo, but I really like her rack.

PokerBob
12-12-2005, 10:56 PM
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Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

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me too. with my cock.

4_2_it
12-12-2005, 10:56 PM
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http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9465/kimsilver7hw.jpg

Not really visible in this photo, but I really like her rack.

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4?!?!?!?

MelchyBeau
12-12-2005, 10:58 PM
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-rack.jpg

PokerBob
12-12-2005, 10:59 PM
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http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-rack.jpg

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thank you sir.

pokerdirty
12-12-2005, 11:00 PM
she wishes. 1/2 of that is push up dude.

istewart
12-12-2005, 11:03 PM
PDirty go jack off to the Kwanzaa bitches and stay the [censored] out of the Jewish girl threads.

Brock Landers
12-12-2005, 11:03 PM
Man Hands??????

istewart
12-12-2005, 11:04 PM
Here:

http://www.academics.calpoly.edu/diversity/Kwanzaa/Kwanzaa%202000/images/purplewoman.jpg

pokerdirty
12-12-2005, 11:04 PM
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PDirty go jack off to the Kwanzaa bitches and stay the [censored] out of the Jewish girl threads.

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lmao. dynasty/astro made that thread disappear. the N word continues to be used. hmm.

Paluka
12-12-2005, 11:04 PM
I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

istewart
12-12-2005, 11:04 PM
lol

WLVRYN
12-12-2005, 11:06 PM
I was lucky enough to be one of ABC's guests at the Super Bowl a couple of years back (in San Diego - Tampa vs Oak), and Kimmel's first show was the night of the Super Bowl. They had a dinner the night before the game and had their "talent" (George Lopez, David Allan Grier, Jim Belushi) do stand up routines. The night was hosted by Kimmel. They also invited Sarah to perform, I guess because she was dating Kimmel. Her brand of humor (lots of racist jokes, swearing, etc) did not go over too well in a room full of ABC's big customers, and most of the room was silent throughout her entire routine. I was pretty embarassed for her since the room was busted up for most of the other performers, including Kimmel. My wife and I had a drink with Kimmel, Corolla and Sarah afterwards and I guess she was a last minute fill in and hadnt really prepared anything for that kind of crowd. She was pissed that she did it in the first place since it didnt go over well and she was cool to a couple of randoms like my wife and I. Anyway, I think she's pretty sexy, and the three of them were a riot to have a drink with.

istewart
12-12-2005, 11:06 PM
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I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

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Good, I've been wanting to see this.

pokerdirty
12-12-2005, 11:08 PM
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I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

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Good, I've been wanting to see this.

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It was a waste of 10 bucks. Nothing that hasn't been done before. Some of it wasn't even new material!

Voltron87
12-12-2005, 11:10 PM
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I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

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Good, I've been wanting to see this.

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i searched for it on mininova and torrentspy... nothing

masse75
12-12-2005, 11:10 PM
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http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-rack.jpg

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I think Joan Rivers looked like this 40 years ago. Look out.

PokerBob
12-12-2005, 11:10 PM
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I was lucky enough to be one of ABC's guests at the Super Bowl a couple of years back (in San Diego - Tampa vs Oak), and Kimmel's first show was the night of the Super Bowl. They had a dinner the night before the game and had their "talent" (George Lopez, David Allan Grier, Jim Belushi) do stand up routines. The night was hosted by Kimmel. They also invited Sarah to perform, I guess because she was dating Kimmel. Her brand of humor (lots of racist jokes, swearing, etc) did not go over too well in a room full of ABC's big customers, and most of the room was silent throughout her entire routine. I was pretty embarassed for her since the room was busted up for most of the other performers, including Kimmel. My wife and I had a drink with Kimmel, Corolla and Sarah afterwards and I guess she was a last minute fill in and hadnt really prepared anything for that kind of crowd. She was pissed that she did it in the first place since it didnt go over well and she was cool to a couple of randoms like my wife and I. Anyway, I think she's pretty sexy, and the three of them were a riot to have a drink with.

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Cool. So, do you think she likes me?

Blarg
12-12-2005, 11:12 PM
Her movie got some terrible reviews, and I like her, but I won't bother seeing it.

RacersEdge
12-12-2005, 11:13 PM
I'd give her a pair of 6's on looks and humor.

Blarg
12-12-2005, 11:17 PM
It's nice to see a woman with human-looking eyebrows again too.

They're getting so rare that I might have to turn them into a fetish -- non-dragon-lady eyebrows.

Sponger15SB
12-12-2005, 11:23 PM
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Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

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http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9465/kimsilver7hw.jpg

^Tony?

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/291/151893401m3km.jpg





meh i got nothin

12-13-2005, 01:52 AM
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Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

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I've had a thing for her ever since Greg the Bunny.

SNOWBALL138
12-13-2005, 01:57 AM
She's great. Her body is great. I've met her. She's nice. I liked her. I still like her. The movie was good.

PokerBob
12-13-2005, 02:21 AM
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I've met her.

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So, do you think she likes me?

pokerdirty
12-13-2005, 03:02 AM
PokerBob : Sarah :: jason_t : Alizee ?

PoBoy321
12-13-2005, 03:06 AM
I think she's a very attractive celebrity in that if I met her on the street, I'd definitely give her a second look, but on screen, in pictures or whatever, she doesn't like 1/4 as good as women who probably don't even come close in real life.

Also, she had one of the very few really fun bits in The Aristocrats.

tonypaladino
12-13-2005, 03:09 AM
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Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

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http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9465/kimsilver7hw.jpg

^Tony?

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/291/151893401m3km.jpg





meh i got nothin

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I bet I'd get more of the Myspace action if I just used Jimmy Kimmel's photos

Jack of Arcades
12-13-2005, 03:38 AM
i share her birthday. clearly we were meant to be.

12-13-2005, 04:05 AM
kimmel annoys me

Blarg
12-13-2005, 04:37 AM
He usually doesn't have time to annoy me because he bores me so quickly that the channel is changed almost the moment it hits him.

12-13-2005, 05:12 AM
Part of the annoyance comes from the boredom of enduring terrible jokes that barely fit that description.

Blarg
12-13-2005, 05:16 AM
Yeah, the intro monologue deal is getting pretty tired no matter who it comes from. And it doesn't get any better when it comes from guys who aren't funny.

youtalkfunny
12-13-2005, 07:18 AM
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Yeah, the intro monologue deal is getting pretty tired no matter who it comes from.

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Then you need to start watching Bill Maher's "Real Time". You can't help but think that no one has done opening monologues like these since King (of late-night) Carson.

(Until Maher's show, I shared your opinion of opening monologues since Carson's departure. Bill Maher is no Johnny Carson; I'm just saying that you notice immediately that he's the best at it SINCE Carson--or at least has the best writers since then.)

istewart
12-13-2005, 07:19 AM
"Real Time" is so good, man.

PokerBob
12-13-2005, 04:50 PM
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PokerBob : Sarah :: jason_t : Alizee ?

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[censored] jason_t. this thread is about me banging Sarah Silverman, dammit!!!

trotski
12-13-2005, 05:08 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/vh1/vh1_fashion_awards_photos/sarah_silverman/fashion3.jpg

B Dids
12-13-2005, 05:10 PM
I think finding Sarah Silverman attractive tends to be a good indication that the person is of a sound mind.

This is another good thread to use if you'd like to know who is a doorknob and who is not.

Pokerbob=not a doorknob

P. Dirty=doorknob

Tony P= nice guy, not a doorknob, but clearly doorknobed in this instance.

iswtewart=Our Lord Savior and Christ

wayabvpar
12-13-2005, 05:18 PM
I am definitely in the non-doorknob camp- I think she is hot.

Her appearance on Celebrity P***r Showdown sealed the deal (although I was in love with her from her tiny role in Something About Mary)- She laid on the table and forced the dealer to put the river card on her back (and showing off her nice ass to boot). Someone said 'The river is going on your back!' to which she replied "If I had a nickel..."

/images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

imported_The Vibesman
12-13-2005, 05:21 PM
That was good.

Foley:"So, the river came down on your back..."
Sarah:"Oh, if I had a nickel..."

From the same show, "That sucks, because I hate my thighs, but I really love my vagina."

I thought she was ultra-cute on the Hugh Hefner(?) roast.

CollinEstes
12-13-2005, 05:22 PM
I get the feeling that having sex with Sarah Silverman would involve alot of critisicm, and orders during the act.

12-13-2005, 05:37 PM
Sarah Silverman is on my "list" that I have with my fiance, along with Angelina Jolie, Kiera Knightly, Kate Beckinsdale, and Charlize Theron. She's hot, funny as hell, and a member of the tribe. I'd probably break off the engagement for her...

btw, who's on other people's list?

woodguy
12-13-2005, 05:38 PM
mmmmmmmm, sandwich.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/dhanijones/aal.jpg

12-13-2005, 05:45 PM
i used to have a thing for sarah silverman, but she just talks way way too much. cute girl, pretty funny, but the sound of her voice is like nails on a chalkboard now.

she was instrumental to the greatest opening scene in movie history though.

wayabvpar
12-13-2005, 05:46 PM
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btw, who's on other people's list?

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I have been toying with idea of starting a thread about that very thing for awhile now.

FrankStallone
12-13-2005, 05:48 PM
she is very hot, all of her problems that she gets out throgh comedy would transfer vert well into the bedroom., and JImmi Kimmel is Very funny. Have you seen his rendition of R.Kellys trapped in the closet with him Mike tyson and sarah s.? great stuff... respect JImi Kimmel or else.

B Dids
12-13-2005, 05:52 PM
Ok.

Twice you typed "JImmi"

WHY?

PokerBob
12-13-2005, 05:55 PM
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She's hot, funny as hell, and a member of the tribe.


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Not sure what this means. That she's Jewish? I could get over that. And I'm German.

bugstud
12-13-2005, 06:22 PM
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She's hot, funny as hell, and a member of the tribe.


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Not sure what this means. That she's Jewish? I could get over that. And I'm German.

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pepsi, 1. monitor, 0.

PokerBob
12-13-2005, 08:34 PM
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She's hot, funny as hell, and a member of the tribe.


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Not sure what this means. That she's Jewish? I could get over that. And I'm German.

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pepsi, 1. monitor, 0.

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which of course leads to the problem of ever getting her to shower with me.

tolbiny
12-13-2005, 08:51 PM
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She's hot, funny as hell, and a member of the tribe.


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Not sure what this means. That she's Jewish? I could get over that. And I'm German.

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pepsi, 1. monitor, 0.

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which of course leads to the problem of ever getting her to shower with me.

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Wanna take a train ride with the DERG?

hurlanator
12-13-2005, 11:57 PM
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PokerBob : Sarah :: jason_t : Alizee ?

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[censored] jason_t. this thread is about me banging Sarah Silverman, dammit!!!

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What about me? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

12-14-2005, 12:24 AM
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PokerBob : Sarah :: jason_t : Alizee ?

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[censored] jason_t. this thread is about me banging Sarah Silverman, dammit!!!

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What about me? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Or me? /images/graemlins/frown.gif
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12-14-2005, 08:53 AM
I was surprised when I heard about this in the gossip section on one of those silly tv shows. From back in the Man Show days, I thought Jimmy was married with children. Anyone know anything about that?

chesspain
12-14-2005, 09:08 AM
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I was surprised when I heard about this in the gossip section on one of those silly tv shows. From back in the Man Show days, I thought Jimmy was married with children. Anyone know anything about that?

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He is divorced. In a recent article about Sarah in Rolling Stone, the author was at Jimmy's house with the two of them--also present were Jimmy's visiting "sweet-faced kids...from his first marriage."

tonypaladino
12-14-2005, 09:46 AM
She's so [censored] annoying. That's my only problem. She's attracive. She def gets a 3.5 on the Tony 4 point scale.

imported_anacardo
12-14-2005, 10:16 AM
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PokerBob : Sarah :: jason_t : Alizee ?

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[censored] jason_t. this thread is about me banging Sarah Silverman, dammit!!!

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What about me? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Or me? /images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Brilliant, in my opinion. The diamond is what makes it perfect.