View Full Version : Jenny Shimizu - Hot or Not? - NSFW
MrMon
12-12-2005, 02:00 PM
Time for the collective wisdom of OOT to take over. Rate this woman.
Naked (http://www.jke.ch/pirelli/gal/1997/1997-10-b.jpg)
http://www.loveablan.com/experiments/livejournalgoodies/JennyShimizu.jpg
http://www.index.hr/images2/JennyShimizuV.jpg
ClaytonN
12-12-2005, 02:01 PM
MY EYES
istewart
12-12-2005, 02:03 PM
omfg
Notice how she turns and doesnt face the camera. This is a trick that all asian ladyboys know. Its called the tuck and turn.
MelchyBeau
12-12-2005, 02:03 PM
fyi, you can't actually post naked pictures. You have to hotlink them.
No she is not hot.
Melch
Dominic
12-12-2005, 02:05 PM
that's a dude.
MrMon
12-12-2005, 02:08 PM
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fyi, you can't actually post naked pictures. You have to hotlink them.
No she is not hot.
Melch
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Okay, fixed that.
My faith in the collective wisdom of OOT is being restored.
Like we used to say "I wouldn't [censored] that with your dick".
trotski
12-12-2005, 02:09 PM
Is that PokerJo?
B Dids
12-12-2005, 02:10 PM
There are hot pictures of her that exist. You're just putting up the [censored] ones. Please try harder. And yes, I'm placing the burden of doing this on you, because I feel like it.
MrMon
12-12-2005, 02:10 PM
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Is that PokerJo?
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Someone suggested Tuan Le in the other thread.
Wait, isn't that the rebel kid from Good Morning Vietnam?
My, they grow up so fast.
SackUp
12-12-2005, 02:11 PM
it's a man baby, a man!
Luv2DriveTT
12-12-2005, 02:16 PM
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There are hot pictures of her that exist. You're just putting up the [censored] ones. Please try harder. And yes, I'm placing the burden of doing this on you, because I feel like it.
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VERY hot pictures of her exist. Didn't she pose once in a men's book (Playboy or something similar).
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Aloysius
12-12-2005, 02:17 PM
Female friend just asked me - "would it help you if you pictured her with long flowing hair and less butchiness?"
Doubtful,
-Al
Luv2DriveTT
12-12-2005, 02:22 PM
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Female friend just asked me - "would it help you if you pictured her with long flowing hair and less butchiness?"
Doubtful,
-Al
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She wears a wig for some modeling sessions, you have probably seen her and didn't realize it.
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Cunning Linguist
12-12-2005, 02:23 PM
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Female friend just asked me - "would it help you if you pictured her with long flowing hair and less butchiness?"
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Sure as hell couldn't hurt.
MrMon
12-12-2005, 02:23 PM
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There are hot pictures of her that exist. You're just putting up the [censored] ones. Please try harder. And yes, I'm placing the burden of doing this on you, because I feel like it.
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Google Image search doesn't seem to find them. I'm not going to try any harder than that. Haven't seen a good one yet.
NSFW (http://www.celebritydistrict.com:81/galleries/Jenny-Shimizu/images/JENNY.JPG)
Aloysius
12-12-2005, 02:23 PM
TT - fair enough. I await OP fulfilling Dids request for hotter pictures of this chick.
Remaining Doubtful,
-Al
ur2god
12-12-2005, 02:25 PM
omfg stop posting pics of dudes!
B Dids
12-12-2005, 02:28 PM
The "it's a man" joke was unfunny and obvious the first time. Subsequent repeats of that joke only serve to point out that posters A- suck at read B- have no original sense of humor.
ur2god
12-12-2005, 02:32 PM
ok sorry! LOL
istewart
12-12-2005, 02:39 PM
One cup Bruce Lee, one tablespoon Joe Strummer, and three months of chemotherapy.
http://www.loveablan.com/experiments/livejournalgoodies/JennyShimizu.jpg
MrMon
12-12-2005, 02:39 PM
This (http://home.frognet.net/~mcfadden/evu/Ellen_von_Unwerth_Women_in_Love.htm) is as good as she gets. However, when you choose to look the other way in public...
Apparently she was chosen for her androgyny. They succeeded.
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ja192.jpg
Sorry, I just think this thread needs a little help.
(that's my foot, btw.)
Luv2DriveTT
12-12-2005, 03:00 PM
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One cup Bruce Lee, one tablespoon Joe Strummer, and three months of chemotherapy.
http://www.loveablan.com/experiments/livejournalgoodies/JennyShimizu.jpg
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ok... even though I want to do her, this post cracked me up.
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captZEEbo1
12-12-2005, 04:06 PM
anyone else not even click the nudee pic? I mean passing up free nudity is rare for me, but I passed it up!
Aloysius
12-12-2005, 04:21 PM
Zeebo - yeah dude, that's the ultimate test. If you do not click a "NSFW" pic of a chick (I also had no interest in checkin it out) she can not possibly be hot at all.
-Al
Vote4Pedro
12-12-2005, 04:40 PM
She?
stabn
12-12-2005, 04:58 PM
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The "it's a man" joke was unfunny and obvious the first time. Subsequent repeats of that joke only serve to point out that posters A- suck at read B- have no original sense of humor.
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Tirades like this would make more sense if after looking at every picture from an images.google.com search i was convinced that she was in fact actually a woman. Unfortunately, I'm not convinced of that at all.
Peter666
12-12-2005, 05:21 PM
It's a man.
mrkilla
12-12-2005, 05:28 PM
I don't like looking at Naked pictures of dudes so no I didn't either
pokerjoker
12-12-2005, 05:42 PM
are you a lesbian?
bocablkr
12-12-2005, 05:58 PM
pass - are you gay?
Boris
12-12-2005, 06:08 PM
How do you still not have a star?
pokerjoker
12-12-2005, 06:12 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Female friend just asked me - "would it help you if you pictured her with long flowing hair and less butchiness?"
Doubtful,
-Al
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thats like asking if scotty pippin would turn u on if he had a different nose, a hot body, big jugs, and a vagina instead of a penis.
MrMon
12-12-2005, 06:20 PM
Thank you everyone for restoring my faith in OOT. At least PC about all women being beautiful hasn't sunk in here. We've got standards!
This is probably going to hold the all-time record for lowest scoring "supermodel". If Angelina Jolie had to hook up with some lesbian, at least she could have picked someone a little more attractive. Like Sandra Bernhard.
I'd also like to thank Mr. & Mrs. Shimizu for their "10" votes, way to go Mom & Dad! And Ellen, really? A "9"? After she appeared on your coming out show and everything? That's gratitude in Hollywood.
Blarg
12-12-2005, 07:51 PM
OOT has come back to sanity.
Check out the pics in the Angelina Jolie thread for other shots of her. These ones are generous.
btw Im curious about this "tuck and turn," and why all Asian ladies would know it. What's so good about doing this, and why especially Asians?
B Dids
12-12-2005, 08:01 PM
Blarg,
They're talking about Asian "ladyboys".
I still say she's hot, just based on what I remember. I also like both Asian girls and girls that look like they might kick my ass though.
tubalkain
12-12-2005, 08:01 PM
Repeat after me.
ZERO. <font color="#f5f5ff">As in, that bitch probably flew one.</font>
B Dids
12-12-2005, 08:02 PM
Also, I'd say [censored] Billy Bob Thorton is way worse than nailing a lesbian of debatable hotness.
lastsamurai
12-12-2005, 08:08 PM
HE seems like a cool guy.
This forum is insane. She is hot.
Blarg
12-12-2005, 08:36 PM
Billy Bob rules. Good for your career, too.
CardSharpCook
12-12-2005, 08:36 PM
I'd do her, but I wouldn't talk about it afterwards.
This thread makes my penis soft
wacki
12-13-2005, 04:07 AM
I don't like the hair, but these boobs are awesome
http://www.celebritydistrict.com:81/galleries/Jenny-Shimizu/images/JENNY.JPG
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