Open Letter to Mr. Dikshit

[DeathbySuckout]

Dear Mr. Party Dikshit,

I would like to discuss a situation I was in last night, which I'm sure you're fully aware of.

The jest of this letter is that, if you're going to toy with my emotions, please do it at the beginning of my sessions, as to not waste time I could use watching TV or napping.

But last night, I think you did something that was in bad form. After allowing me to grind out 2 hours of break even poker at $25NL, knowing(somehow, probably through your spyware that you downloaded on my computer) that I'm 10 minutes from signing off for the night, you have me stacked on 2 tables within 3 minutes of each other on some bad beats. You find these kind of mind games funny, Mr. Dikshit?

Well, as I have had enough of this, I am signing off of your site forever. I am done giving you the opportunity to have fun at my expense. Good day to you sir. I said, GOOD DAY.

BUT, in the event that I do decide to log back onto your site, like, as soon as I get home from work tonight, I trust that you will be repaying me those two buy-ins, 3 fold. At that point I will try to forget what you have been doing to me, on a nightly basis.

So, with that, I leave you, Mr. Dikshit, the opportunity to make things right. I know you will.

Thank you,
Shawn

[DoomSlice]

Check this out... it isn't me. But the guy literally said that this was his last hand the hand before. Woops!

***** Hand History for Game 3183874264 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, December 11, 16:12:39 EDT 2005
Table Table 69190 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: minotaur111 ( $66.72 )
Seat 10: gugain ( $104 )
Seat 7: PhilDanger ( $235.05 )
Seat 8: chimplxb ( $79.55 )
Seat 1: PKRJKR80 ( $108.03 )
Seat 9: ssvega ( $239.60 )
Seat 5: Pdaluch ( $156.75 )
Seat 3: kingkongfetz ( $98.50 )
Seat 4: Mickey7 ( $96.50 )
Seat 6: chubbyclown ( $98.50 )
PhilDanger posts small blind [$0.50].
chimplxb posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to PhilDanger [ 6s Jd ]
ssvega: here is your chance phil
ssvega raises [$5].
PhilDanger: hah.
PhilDanger: should i go all in?
gugain calls [$5].
PKRJKR80 folds.
minotaur111 folds.
kingkongfetz folds.
Mickey7 folds.
Pdaluch folds.
chubbyclown folds.
PhilDanger folds.
chimplxb folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, 7s, 3s ]
ssvega is all-In.
gugain is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
** Dealing River ** [ Td ]
ssvega shows [ Qs, Qc ] two pairs, queens and threes.
gugain shows [ 4h, 3h ] three of a kind, threes.
ssvega wins $135.60 from side pot #1 with two pairs, queens and threes.
gugain wins $206.50 from the main pot with three of a kind, threes.
minotaur111 has left the table.

[Obliky]

Dear Mr. Party Dikshit,

I just wanted to say a big thankyou for my amazing hot streak last night! Sometimes i really do doubt my poker skills...i realise that i play too many hands and i do hate to raise without something thats REALLY worth raising but this is the way i play poker and ill be damned if im going to change.

I hear a lot of people saying that tight is right pre-flop..and that you must protect your hands by betting etc etc. I was starting to believe them but then an amazing thing happened last night..i was playing against the same guy on two different tables, this guy was only playing 'good' hands..and kept raising every time he was in a pot!
However, he wasnt doing very well and was just about breaking even (i had lost quite a bit at this point...all due to bad luck). Now is the great part...within about 3 minutes i was all in against this guy on both tables. Both times he was playing 'better' cards than me, and both times i won!!!!

This proves to me that poker is indeed all luck and im so happy that your wonderful site loves me!

Kisses,

Steve

P.S Blackjack was a great idea! When are we going to see roulette/craps?

[DeathbySuckout]

Dude, I told you, QUIT SWEATING ME. It's getting creepy.