Angelina Jolie - The Horror, The Horror...

[MrMon]

I don't think you'll hear about this in the U.S. press. Who knew that Brad Pitt was just a beard...

I'm still Jolie's lesbian lover (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005570461,00.html)

That's one scary looking woman.

My mind is still reeling...

[Exsubmariner]

I wonder if Brad would ever love Angelina enough to allow the third person in bed. Even if she was exclusivly a lesbian. I never thought I'd say this, but I now am jealous of Brad.

[rusellmj]

“She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I’ve never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It’s like two water beds — it’s like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing.

I thought this was funny. Nice tattoo she has there.

[MrMon]

Hmmm. Apparently this woman has been dyking up the Hollywood scene. Known conquests include Madonna, Jolie, Ione Skye.

She's supposed to be a supermodel? I'm just not seeing that.

We need a poll.

[BCPVP]

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[InchoateHand]

I think "supermodel" is rather generous for a woman who appeared in CK ads, and apparently, a single cover of Vogue.

She's also a bit of a stalker, and has tried to cash in on this story pretty much anytime Jolie [censored] someone, which means a couple times a day.

[MrMon]

NSFW (http://www.jke.ch/pirelli/pirelli.php?g=1997&p=19&frpg=2&f=)

[Vavavoom]

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She is not attractive at all....Model My ASSSSSSSS !!

[CrazyEyez]

Where's Jolie's lesbian lover? And why do they have all those pictures of Tuan Lee? No poker in OOT please.

This thread is a tease.

[trying2learn]

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Where's Jolie's lesbian lover? And why do they have all those pictures of Tuan Lee? No poker in OOT please.

This thread is a tease.

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this was funny...

i thought the thread was gonna have an ugly picture of angelina...which i thought to be impossible...appears i was right...again.

[man]

nice apocalypse now reference mon. comparing angelina jolie's love life to the insanity of war is money.

[trying2learn]

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nice apocalypse now reference mon. comparing angelina jolie's love life to the insanity of war is money.

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it's actually a heart of darkness reference...for the literary nits.

[Luv2DriveTT]

Jenny Shimizu is no joke, she is incredibly hot in person. You might remember her from the CK ONE ads a few years back, haven't seen her in anything in the past 2-3 years however but that doesn't mean a thing since my head is buried in the sand since I discovered poker.

Sad however that she needs to disclose this to help her career (I've heard the rumor before, so its probably true). If she liked guys I'd do her - no questions asked. Alas, she is pure bull.

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[Maulik]

i guess some people can't get beyond the lack of hair... but jesus look at that profile very excellent.

ultra lame publicity stunt, not surprising this isn't picked up in the US they love AJ too much.

[man]

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nice apocalypse now reference mon. comparing angelina jolie's love life to the insanity of war is money.

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it's actually a heart of darkness reference...for the literary nits.

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woah, it's like a double reference and I didn't even know it. I got pwned.

[mason55]

I think she's pretty asthetically pleasing. She's not Hollywood gorgeous, but those girls are a dime a dozen.

[B Dids]

She's [censored] sexy.

I can't believe you people are taking The Sun as a credible source.

I have no idea how it's a shock that Jolie might have slept with a chick, seeing as how every straight chick in the world wants to sleep with her.

[MrMon]

Given British libel laws, you can be pretty sure it's true.

Also considering that if you google it, it's all over the gay press, and has been for some time, it's true.

Finally, considering how OOT picks apart any decent looking woman, yet some of you consider this one sexy, this just reinforces my opinion that I am one of the few sane people left in this world...

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Given British libel laws, you can be pretty sure it's true.

Also considering that if you google it, it's all over the gay press, and has been for some time, it's true.

Finally, considering how OOT picks apart any decent looking woman, yet some of you consider this one sexy, this just reinforces my opinion that I am one of the few sane people left in this world...

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If she is good enough for Angelina...

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[fyodor]

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nice apocalypse now reference mon. comparing angelina jolie's love life to the insanity of war is money.

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it's actually a heart of darkness reference...for the literary nits.

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woah, it's like a double reference and I didn't even know it. I got pwned.

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Apocalypse Now was heavily influenced by Heart of Darkness as was the poem The Hollow Men which is why Kurtz in AN (named for Kurtz in HoD) reads from THM when we first meet him.

[trying2learn]

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nice apocalypse now reference mon. comparing angelina jolie's love life to the insanity of war is money.

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it's actually a heart of darkness reference...for the literary nits.

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woah, it's like a double reference and I didn't even know it. I got pwned.

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Apocalypse Now was heavily influenced by Heart of Darkness as was the poem The Hollow Men which is why Kurtz in AN (named for Kurtz in HoD) reads from THM when we first meet him.

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this is a complete thread hi-jack now, but AN was not influenced by HOD...it's based on it. BIG difference.

[uw_madtown]

Anyone else giggle at this topic because in their head they read it as "Angelina Jolie - The Whore, The Whore..." ? No? Just me? Okay then.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Anyone else giggle at this topic because in their head they read it as "Angelina Jolie - The Whore, The Whore..." ? No? Just me? Okay then.

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no, but nice avatar. Can I have a candy cane?

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[Blarg]

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Hmmm. Apparently this woman has been dyking up the Hollywood scene. Known conquests include Madonna, Jolie, Ione Skye.

She's supposed to be a supermodel? I'm just not seeing that.

We need a poll.

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I had no idea Ione Sky was either into that or had such incredibly low standards.

This woman is pretty notably ugly, dyke or not.

Suddenly Brad seems a lot dumber and less enviable to me. As a matter of fact, outright stupid.

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i guess some people can't get beyond the lack of hair... but jesus look at that profile very excellent.

ultra lame publicity stunt, not surprising this isn't picked up in the US they love AJ too much.

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Face is ugly, no boobs, gawdawful tattoo.

This is what you think is pretty?

[Rockatansky]

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Finally, considering how OOT picks apart any decent looking woman, yet some of you consider this one sexy, this just reinforces my opinion that I am one of the few sane people left in this world...

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Being contrarian is awesome. Get with the program.