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Boris
07-16-2003, 07:51 PM
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer (news - web sites) later in life, according to new research.

Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.

They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland.

"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.

The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.

But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings.

"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added.

Cyrus
07-17-2003, 01:00 AM
...But what about those over 50 ?

"Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop [prostate cancer] the disease that kills more than half a million men each year."

Chris Alger
07-17-2003, 03:23 AM
You might think the following saves you.

"State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers' validation of laws based on moral choices. Every single one of these laws is called into question by today's decision; the Court makes no effort to cabin the scope of its decision to exclude them from its holding." Lawrence v. Texas, Scalia, J., dissenting,

But note that Scalia* claims that all the laws against masturbation are merely "called into question," rather than automatically nullified. So consult with an attorney before engaging in possible criminal behavior.

BTW, "that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease."

Is this linear? I mean, how many times a day does one have to do it to bring the chance down to zero?

* "Generally regarded to be the smartest justice." T. Kornheiser, W. Post, 6/30/96.

Boris
07-17-2003, 11:42 AM
If it's good enought for Jocelyn Elders it's good enough for me.

andyfox
07-17-2003, 12:21 PM
During my troubles of the past year, every time I would see a new urologist (and I saw four of them), the first question they would ask (after how do you intend to pay for my services) was if I masturbate or not. By the time I got to the 3rd doctor and he asked the question, I asked why he wanted to know. He said that "moderate" masturbation would indeed by healthy for my condition. I did not inquire what "moderate" meant in this context since, at that time, the pain I was having precluded me from looking at Charlie's Angels promos, much less masturbation.

HDPM
07-17-2003, 12:22 PM
I wonder if this research will allow some new health care deductions? And if we go to some universal health coverage, things could get entertaining. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

nicky g
07-18-2003, 05:55 AM
In the light of these findings, they should certainly strike down the laws you refer to; but the real question is, should they make it compulsory?

Lucifer
07-21-2003, 05:37 PM
"I wonder if this research will allow some new health care deductions?"

Right. If a doctor recommends that you...ahem, take care of yourself, could you deduct your subscription to Playboy and charges for internet porn? /forums/images/icons/smile.gif (That's a 'you' general, not a 'you' specific. I'm not meaning to imply anything about you, HDPM. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif )