I have decided to throw up on OOT(long psychobabble)

So Ive been thinking a lot about religion lately.first, I need to tell you about my conversation with my mom and my dad and why I have a subconcious desire to beat my dad in the game of life. my views on religion have changed over time. Of course at the age of 8 (and before) I completely believed in the christian god and jesus.Although when i was two im not sure i knew who jesus was.Then i started questioning things and I became an athiest, as all questioning people do at one point or another. To compensate for my lack of friends in middle school, I became a stoner and made a number of interesting and odd stoner friends, and some that were not so interesting.i listened to rap music, put spinners on my ford(sad but true), and made it my personal goal to kill anyone who got in my way and to f hoes.Then one day around the age of 16, i realized that i was not black and became a part of the other stoner crowd, the artsy, emo kids. I threw out dr. dre and bought taking back sunday, thrice, and dashboard confessional CD's.I became a true believer in buddhism. buddhism did not contain blatent contradictions like the bible and meditation and zen were cool, not that meditation still isnt cool. Then i realized that the leaders of buddhism have many faults as well and that ALL religion is BS led by Bsers and lambs. Then i became a devout christian.For a little while.... The point is I have never really been religious or believed in any one religion. I fell into the category of people who believe in a mixture of religions. I believe in evolution. I believed Jesus was the son of god. I believed in karma and deep visualization.

So anyway last night I had a conversation with my folks.My mom is a nut. My dad is very sane and is a genius.This is true by the way, he is quite a respected scientist, although now he is becoming more a businessman.I believe my sister, who is an all A student and very active got her genes from Dad and I got my genes from mom.Anyway, I asked my mom about noah's ark and got a response that was nutty. she said that she didnt know whether it happened or not, but it probably did. When I gave her my thoughts about how there is no logical signs that a worldwide flood occurred, it is impossible to load all the earth's specieson a 400 ft wooden boat, etc.she said that there are many dimensions and it was probably true in a different dimension. then she changed the subject. since the bird flu was on Tv, she(shes a vegetarian) explained to me how it was gods way of punishing meat eaters...so like I said, a total nut. So my dad came downstairs and I had to ask him to say some things about Noah's ark, since my mom was driving me crazy with her parrallel universe, vengeful chicken theories and my dad would give a rational opinion. but my dad talked down to me. He goes on lots of trips and I realize that i am his crazy son he sees often. he talked down to me because he would not answer and would prefer I beleive in Christianity because he probably thinks I would be less destructive that way. He avoided the question. After prodding, he said i certainly wish noah hadnt brought two misquitoes.but i persisted. So he told me that he thought i was missing the point of religion and that I was bieng arrogant in thinking I knew judeo-christian philosophy. But i can tell the real answer is NO. Which is why i have a subconcious need to beat my dad, so he will stop talking down to me. I must be more successful than him...I have to post my religious thoughts here because, as you can see my parents are no fun to talk about religion with, my extended family is all strict fundamentalist chrstian, andmy girfriend is a cute asian girl who considers religion a non issue.Dont worry the rambling continues and the grammer gets worse.....

[LAGmaniac]

welcome back spaceman

[rusellmj]

Man, your mom must be really hot.

Why not post this here. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/postlist.php?Cat=0&Board=scimathphil)

[Boris]

welcome back spaceman Bryce!
Merry Xmas,
Boris.

[daryn]

post pic of your gf or STFU

[NLSoldier]

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[etizzle]

just what i was thinking. Would easily go from * to
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[tonypaladino]

I saw 8 posts and a huge block of text and almost slammed of a tl;dr. What a disrespectful jackass I would have been, not looking at the username. good post.

Continuing on, I need to talk about a man. some would say the man. Duane Gish. who is Duane Gish?He is the debater of creationism who represents the creationist viewpoint.Out of all the people in the creationist army, he is their best debater. He has debated about 500 times against evolutionist and usually comes out the winner.he has a PHd in biochemistry for Cal-berkely(thats legit). there are articles (http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/debating/gish.html) written on how to debate him..although hes is not as sexy as that article would lead you to believe.the main thing I think about this guy is.....does he actually believe in creationism or is he a genius who found a niche market? I think it would be fun to debate the merits of Christianity in front of bible thumpers as a job so he's on to something. And that brings us to kansas, my home state, the heartland, the creationist fundamentalist.I took one point away from the debate i saw recently.It is that a true christian does not believe in evolution, which is why i am no longer a christian. I believe science is eating away at the assumptions of christianity. but i do believe in a god, and i do believe in heaven and hell, but only in abstact forms which are not the cloud and angels/devils with fire christianity view.
now, Kansas is full of duanes, folksy debaters who want to burn evolution for various reasons. also, chrstians in kansas is avery powerful influence in teen culture unlike....the other 49 states. teen christianity means that you listen to tooth and nail record's Cd's(anberlin,underoath,mae) go to youth groups and snowboard and pretned like you don't have sex and dress like you are emo/prep and hope that jesus makes the fashion statement work for you. So yeah, im not sure if anything i posted about kansas belief in creationism made sence but o well.....

my mom is not hot, she is old. and i posted it here because im about to go on a breakdown and thats not philosophy, thats the lack....of thinking rationally...........also when i say cute asian girl, she is not a Hot asain girl and would probably be burned by OOts insultotorium so im not going to put it up......

[Boris]

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teen christianity means that you... dress like you are emo/prep and hope that jesus makes the fashion statement work for you.

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lol. Classic.

[daryn]

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my mom is not hot, she is old. and i posted it here because im about to go on a breakdown and thats not philosophy, thats the lack....of thinking rationally...........also when i say cute asian girl, she is not a Hot asain girl and would probably be burned by OOts insultotorium so im not going to put it up......

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forget about OOT. i like cute girls way more than hot girls, esp. asian..


post it!

So i would also like to say that I had a dream today, (because i like sleeping in the middle of the day) It made no sense what so ever, but I am going to post it anyway.Mwuhahaha

There was a tornado and me and my coworker ross decided that we should rob Price chopper in all the confusion, it was a big black tornado and it was going to destroy all of price chopper. Things were about to get serious, so i took off all my clothes and put on one black glove. then ross looked at me wierd and i realized I needed to go get my penis, which I had left in my pants pocket. I went to go get my penis, and reattached it. but by that time Ross had a huge stack of money so we left. I don't know where ross went but i ended up in a giant room made of steel with three exits and a giant waterfall. Purple mist blocked all the exits and then the people greeted me and said "look at Kerouc." He rode a turtle upstream and when he was at the top he said "i am the mighty kerouc." Then a girl from my past came out of the waterfall and led me to a spiral staircase where we went down and down. at the bottom fire surrounded a plateau of stone where a table and two chairs were , and she said that I would have better luck against him. I still dont remember who "him" was.maybe i never saw him across the table. We played Magic the gathering for the universe and I lost. Then the girl i knew said that i should throw away all my cards and seal her forever and leave. Then i woke up and was pissed off for no apparent reason.

i think i need to explain this post.... See my new medication is focalin.That stuff is awesome. I recently took 5 focalin pills at the same time so last night i was very.....focused: ) sorry about that.It s like ritalin but it makes life awesome, unless you take 5. I havent slept in two days.... /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[jgorham]

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I havent slept in two days.... /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Then how did you have that crazy dream?

lol o yeah. I took a nap that i forgot about. Yay i have slept!!!!!!!!1 /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[diebitter]

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I havent slept in two days.... /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Then how did you have that crazy dream?

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Great Odin's Raven. A waking dream. He IS the Kwizats Hederach!


The spice must flow!

[jakethebake]

Am I the only one that thinks Bryce really really really needs to involve himself in some of David's debates on religion in the Trainwreck? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Am I the only one that thinks Bryce really really really needs to involve himself in some of David's debates on religion in the Trainwreck? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[InchoateHand]

Wish you were the real spaceman bryce, too bad these morons can't tell the difference.

[jakethebake]

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Am I the only one that thinks Bryce really really really needs to involve himself in some of David's debates on religion in the Trainwreck? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Hmmm....Yes! you will? Or yes! I'm the only one that thinks this? I believe you could make David's head explode. However, please wait until after he and Ed finish their book to do it.

[vexvelour]

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Then i realized that the leaders of buddhism have many faults as well and that ALL religion is BS led by Bsers and lambs.

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Then i became a devout christian.

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Am I the only one that finds this funny?

[jgorham]

You just made me disturb the especially sleepy library at 7am /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[silkyslim]

so you were a wigger then an EMO then a devout christian. wow all the people i hate rolled into one super guy!

I find this funny too but thats how it happened.....you must realize that i am a weak minded person.weak minded people can easily be led to change their beliefs at any time. Which is why I think it would be fun to be on the creationist side. It doesnt take quite the same intelligence.for instance duane Gishg is an intelligent scientist, but if he was on the side of evolution, he probably wouldnt be in the top 50 pro evolution scientists an would recieve no noteriety.And also just no that the thing that defines me most is circular logic and a failure to achieve anything relevant(so far)

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Wish you were the real spaceman bryce, too bad these morons can't tell the difference.

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Sorry to dissapoint you but i am indeed the real spaceman bryce. My old account was erased.

[InchoateHand]

Your writing style has changed, if I was a little more bored I would post side-by-side analyses.

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Hmmm....Yes! you will? Or yes! I'm the only one that thinks this? I believe you could make David's head explode. However, please wait until after he and Ed finish their book to do it.

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personally, I think that david HAs read some of my post and has already come to the intelligent decision to ignore them...for obvious reasons.

Cool, how has it changed?

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You sound much smarter now, and more in touch with your jesus side.

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You sound much smarter now, and more in touch with your jesus side.

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Wtf. are you saying my old post were dumb??

[jakethebake]

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You sound much smarter now, and more in touch with your jesus side.

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This made me laugh.

Spaceman Bryce -- smarter than ever and all hopped up on Jesus.

[Ulysses]

spaceman,

You are my favorite 2+2er.

In admiration,
El Diablo

I find it hard to believe that you are in fact a real person. Is this some drawn out joke you're playing on OOT, or are you really this nutty in real life? It's like you're on a permanent mushroom trip, your train of thought is so wonderfully deranged.
Also, I was curious as to why a smart,rationally-thinking man like your dad would marry a batshit insane fundie (your mom). I guess opposites attract?!?