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kurosh
12-12-2005, 01:42 AM
i clicked on two random posts tonighgt when i got home and they were obth the same thing. blah blah blah why doesnt this girl like me? why does this girl think i am a stalker? the answer is because girls are crazy. girls want attention and they are crazy. ok? that is all you need to know. let me repeat

rule #1
girls love attention

rule #2
girls are crazy

that is all you need to know. if they call you a stalker, just [censored] ignore them for a while and they will come to you. if it fails, move on to another [censored] girl. it is not difficult. there are plenty of sluts out there who love cock. work out a bit, groom yourself and that is all you need!! go on myspace, go to concert, go to the mall and you will find the sluts! don't worry about that one specific girl unless you were in a longterm relationship in her, then you aer in a whole other boat. then you aer pretty much [censored]. dont make my mistake. don't get [censored] like that. just ignore her and try to forget about her. if she forgets about you too,m then good!!! you have forgotten about her too. you will meet a htoter girl. if she doesn't forget about you, you wil lahve her in the palm of your hand.

this mught be * worthy because i am drunk, but if it is, i think you should not give me one because i have contributed so many [censored] good posts to this forum. the ms paint, the kwazar post, the picture wars etc etc etc. i am a valuable member. and i like my title. i would like a different one like "THE KRUSHER" or "the biggest [censored] badass in the world" but this is fine.

also, i was going ot sa this before, but [censored] came back. i really like [censored]. i was sad tha thef was missing. he was always very nice and caring to me. i l ove you [censored]. i was worried about you. i love you.

Allinlife
12-12-2005, 01:46 AM
coming from party poker pimp him self.

the advices must be golden /images/graemlins/cool.gif

RiverFenix
12-12-2005, 01:47 AM
I love this post

peachy
12-12-2005, 01:49 AM
go drink some more...and pass out...

kurosh
12-12-2005, 01:52 AM
[ QUOTE ]
go drink some more...and pass out...

[/ QUOTE ]
i need to say: tonight peachy said she loves hitler as a person adn the only problem she had was syphillis. WTF?

edit: omg what peachy loves about hitler:
[23:51:56] <PeachyM> his leadership abilities
[23:51:58] <PeachyM> his ideas
[23:52:01] <PeachyM> his determination

YEAH HIS DETERMINATION TO KILL GJ PEACHY

CardSharpCook
12-12-2005, 01:53 AM
lame, Kurosh.

xLukex
12-12-2005, 01:53 AM
I want to hang out with Kurosh and [censored] every [censored] [censored] out there mother[censored].

GO KUROSH YOU ARE THE MAN.

PS He is right even when he is drunk.

ChipWrecked
12-12-2005, 01:55 AM
Kurosh has learned, I am happy for him. Did we not all know that skinny dipping bitch was a [censored]?

Watch 'The Tao of Steve'.

gamblore99
12-12-2005, 02:13 AM
Good post by a good poster

durron597
12-12-2005, 02:29 AM
word

<font color="white"> (need i say more?) </font>

man
12-12-2005, 02:34 AM
lol, and I never say lol. this is the sort of brilliance that sober men can only dream of.

Jules22
12-12-2005, 06:05 AM
kurosh is my dark horse for best poster on oot. im always entertained, and interestingly (scarily?) i agree with him on most of what he says.

handsome
12-12-2005, 07:19 AM
Hey, could you link me to those awesome threads. I remember the MS Paint one and the picture threads one but seriously I can't find them via the P.O.S. 2+2 search function. Thanks

adamstewart
12-12-2005, 09:01 AM
O RRY?? (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=2950095&amp;page=0&amp;fpart=1&amp;v c=1)

peachy
12-12-2005, 09:29 AM
[ QUOTE ]
O RRY?? (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=2950095&amp;page=0&amp;fpart=1&amp;v c=1)

[/ QUOTE ]

hahahaha

MonkeeMan
12-12-2005, 12:20 PM
[ QUOTE ]
the picture wars

[/ QUOTE ]

That was you??? That rocked. I liked it better than ms paint because I could post stuff that was already out there, didn't need to save my awesome scribblings anywhere.

[ QUOTE ]
the biggest [censored] badass in the world

[/ QUOTE ]

Now you've gone too far. That would be

http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/1ry7ihpu.jpg

In closing, say "hi" to niglet.

B Dids
12-12-2005, 01:54 PM
Kurosh is so far past the days of the skinny dipping it's not even funny.

The only drawback is that kurosh's posting is exactly as good as how bad he is running.

spamuell
12-12-2005, 02:56 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
go drink some more...and pass out...

[/ QUOTE ]
i need to say: tonight peachy said she loves hitler as a person adn the only problem she had was syphillis. WTF?

edit: omg what peachy loves about hitler:
[23:51:56] &lt;PeachyM&gt; his leadership abilities
[23:51:58] &lt;PeachyM&gt; his ideas
[23:52:01] &lt;PeachyM&gt; his determination

YEAH HIS DETERMINATION TO KILL GJ PEACHY

[/ QUOTE ]

Not that everyone didn't already know that Peachy is a complete retard, but I feel this has not received the attention it deserves.

Peachy, wtf. Actually, I don't suppose I need an explanation, you probably feel this way "easily and without a thought."

trying2learn
12-12-2005, 03:01 PM
i was gonna point it out too...but didn't want to thread hi-jack...now that it's been said once though, i have to agree.

his ideas? that's hopefully a horrible mistake she made when trying to somehow say that she was impressed with how he was able to brainwash so many people. i think this is something peachy herself would like to do...

Blarg
12-12-2005, 09:59 PM
Guys, Peachy has already told you she's never wrong.

And you're surprised someone claims she might like Hitler?

pokerjoker
12-12-2005, 10:04 PM
Crazy is a pretty broad adjective to describe 50+% of the population.

And respecting hitler, WTF?