Learn Thai massage or cooking?

[partygirluk]

I'm living in Chiang Mai for the next few months, and want to learn one of these. One of the contributing factors towards my decision is how much it will get me girls. I thought one of them would get me more girls, but I spoke to this HOT hawaiin woman downstairs and she said I was unequivically wrong.

[ononimo]

has to be cooking. if a girl is going to let you give her a massage, you've already got her.

[sublime]

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has to be cooking. if a girl is going to let you give her a massage, you've already got her.

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i agree. if there were a how to book on how to get women in bed, cooking would be far ahead of massages.

as a matter of fact, F the massages altogether. they dont even get a chapter.

[jba]

yeah if you learn the massage you aren't going to do it until you've basically closed the deal, and then it's just a pain in the ass

[Andrew Fletcher]

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yeah if you learn the massage you aren't going to do it until you've basically closed the deal, and then it's just a pain in the ass

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has to be cooking. if a girl is going to let you give her a massage, you've already got her.

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I agree completely. And dude when your alone you can't massage yourself, wait a minute, nevermind.

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[Jeebus]

I can cook, and, well, it gets me pussy. I can give massages and that just lets me touch girls. Cooking.

[AllIn3High]

You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

[ononimo]

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You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

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because chicks dig ninjas?

[jba]

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You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

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if that's your style, roofies are much easier/cleaner

[Jeebus]

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You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

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because chicks dig ninjas?

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Because Ninjas rule everything. I would link to the site that verifies this but I forgot the name of it. Thus this post is no where as cool as it should be.
Someone will know what site i am talking about and link to it.

Girl vote--cooking. If a guy offered me a massage, I would pepper spray him. If he made an awesome Tom Yum soup, that's a much different story! A guy that cooks a gourmet meal for a woman is uber sexy, imo. He's much more likely to get some.

[ononimo]

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You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

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because chicks dig ninjas?

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Because Ninjas rule everything. I would link to the site that verifies this but I forgot the name of it. Thus this post is no where as cool as it should be.
Someone will know what site i am talking about and link to it.

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is this the link you are looking for? (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm)

[Lawrence Ng]

mmm.... Thai massage....

[Jeebus]

Indeed it is, thank you

[yellowjack]

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mmm.... Thai massage....

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Yes
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[astroglide]

cooking benefits you indepdendently

neither are necessary to get girls

[imitation]

Dude you are in ChiangMai, seriously wave your penis in the air and you'll have a girl on it in 5 minutes. I was there 8days and had a girl 6 nights and was only asked for cash once. But i've been living in asia a while now so i'm good at picking the whores.

PS be careful of the she-men

[KJS]

I lived there in from 2002-2004. Have a blast; it is a great town. Where is your place? I lived in Chiang Khian, the village near the intersection of Huay Gaew and the Klong Rd.

I vote for cooking. It is something you can do by yourself.

KJS

[Blarg]

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has to be cooking. if a girl is going to let you give her a massage, you've already got her.

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Yup. At this point the game is only yours to lose.

[Blarg]

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cooking benefits you indepdendently

neither are necessary to get girls

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Both true and you can't massage yourself. At least, not any better than you were born knowing how to do.

The cooking is good, and if it's Thai cooking it's great, regardless of whether there's a girl in the vicinity or not. A massage is useless without the girl there, and if she wants one, you already don't need one. Unless you're a real screw-up.

[Leaky Eye]

Not only is cooking going to get you more trim, it will also allow you to eat better tasting food for the rest of your life. Find girls that can do Thai Massage.

[ilya]

dude....cooking crushes pretty much everything. massage doesn't stand a chance.

[dblgutshot]

So which was it that you originally assumed would work best?