balling-- biggest baller move you've ever done

[J-Lo]

One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for my friends... not very baller like. Everyone else, start your bragging. And yes, i will make another thread of everday balling-- if this thread does well.

[MonkeeMan]

One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for the bar.

next!

[sublime]

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One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for my friends... not very baller like. Everyone else, start your bragging. And yes, i will make another thread of everday balling-- if this thread does well.

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back in my gangbanging days i GAVE a car to the neighborhood halfwit.

Using girlfriend's car to pick up a hooker.

Checkmate. Next case.

[Alobar]

I took my grandparents out to eat once.

They still talk about that

[sublime]

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Using girlfriend's car to pick up a hooker.

Checkmate. Next case.

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sorry sir, you were looking for the 'biggest dick move' thread.

[tonypaladino]

"One time, i was at the bar and bought a round for my friends"

Doesn't everyone do this from time to time?

Edit: Never mind, I forgot this forum is full of cheap [censored] who split checks down to the penny based on what was ordered.

[J-Lo]

tony, this is a "normal" thing, i just really couldn't think of a 'baller' move, so that was the best i could come up with... Damn if i had a better example, this thread woulda blown up! I'l give it til 2morow after noon

[ohnonotthat]

I was playing xxxer in a cardroom in Atlantic City - wow, I can't believe I'm admitting this, but -

I won, and tipped the person who distributed the cards.

The WHOLE dollar ! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Top that, tightwads /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[astroglide]

what exactly were your gangbanging days?

[istewart]

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what exactly were your gangbanging days?

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Hahahaahha.

Probably the time I rented Zaire for a few months so I could stage a boxing match there.

[A_C_Slater]

I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you."

I felt like King Nebuchanezzer.

[tonypaladino]

Haha I used to light cigarettes with $100 bills. I would just swap out the burned ones from my company's bank deposit the next day.

[istewart]

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I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you."

I felt like I had just wasted $20.

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FYP

[A_C_Slater]

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I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you."

I felt like I had just wasted $20.

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FYP

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Wrong. I was paying for the satisfaction of glee that I got from watching my friend's disgusted reaction.

[gamblore99]

Last year, was rich from playing go fish. Exams finish, me and 4 friends were going to a club to celebrate, but I wanted to stop by a friends house party first. Club was going to be packed and we knew we couldnt go to the house party if we wanted to get in. So I say I will take care of it, we go to house party, later we arrive at the club and as expected there is a ridiculous line. I go up to bouncer hand him 100 for us, and he lets us in.

Also, took mom and brother out for lobster dinner, and I also decided that I was going to pay for my university books (like 1000). My dad was like "how much are books?" And I am all "its taken care of".
Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood.

[surfinillini]

I once went to a strip club and actually paid for a lapdance.

one time i had a few thousand in my pocket. It was seperated into rubberbanded $20 stacks of $1k. My drug dealer buddy and I had been doing blow all night and were crashing out around roughly 10am when I sprung up and exclaimed "Hey bitch, ever been slapped with a G-stack before?" and threw one of the rubberbanded stacks at his back as hard as I could.

He arches his back and yells "AAAAAAAAHH!! Motherf---er!!! F--- you, I'm keeping this!"

I said "Go ahead" and we both fell asleep.

[astroglide]

"we both fell asleep" sounds like "i'm ending this post with something like 'NUFF SAID' but he didn't actually keep the money"

Yeah he kept it but it's not like I'm in the hole 1k to him, he is a baller too, we don't keep score.

i won 7k in a smallish private canasta tournament hosted by an aquaintance. he had his girlfriend and a bunch of her (single, hot) friends act as hostesses/waitresses during the tourney. after the tourney, a couple of the players and a bunch of the girls (maybe 7?) hit up a club my friend was promoting for, i covered the entire parties bar tab.

[KingDan]

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Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood.

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You can always cash in on your Jew gold.

[Mvcode3]

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Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood.

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You can always cash in on your Jew gold.

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Beware he may just use his fake jew gold

[WDC]

I just bought about $1000 in Xmas presents for some needy families. Does that count? I am old and not exactly sure what baller means.

[David04]

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I just bought about $1000 in Xmas presents for some needy families. Does that count? I am old and not exactly sure what baller means.

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Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baller) is your friend.

[surfinillini]

I actually just dropped $300 on gifts for coworkers alone, by far one of my biggest accomplishments.

Secret Santa's got nothin on this guy...gifts for all...

Flying two of my friend to Vegas with me after making like $2000 bartending one night. It was one of those "Hey it's 5am, I think there is a 6:30 flight to Vegas, wanna go?". Unforgetable three days....

[irishpint]

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Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood.

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You can always cash in on your Jew gold.

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Beware he may just use his fake jew gold

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great south park reference, since no one else got it.