HOT HOT HOT - rate them

[OtisTheMarsupial]

I'm sick of all the threads about rating women, so here are some men to rate.

Please rate them on a scale of 1-10.
10 being hottest/want to [censored]/would [censored] if I weren't straight.
1 being unhot/ugly.

Just playing by the rules till they get changed /images/graemlins/smile.gif


Jude Law
http://www.u-blog.net/judelaw/img/jude03_1_.jpg

Johnny Depp
http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/portraits/cciak.jpg

Usher
http://members.lycos.nl/krazzythug/SIBEL/sibels%20usher.jpg

George Clooney
http://www.extractando.com/entretenimiento/image/clooney11.jpg

Random guy
http://www.rcktman.com/blaine_wilson.jpg


Ethan Hawk
http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos35/ethan-hawke-2.jpg

Brad Pitt
http://www.sexyhollywoodactors.com/profile_pics/brad_pitt.jpg

Will Smith
http://www.sexyhollywoodactors.com/profile_pics/will_smith.jpg

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I give them all ZERO's

[Mens Rea]

WTF?

[ononimo]

so lame. not the fact that you want to rate men but the fact that you're doing it only because you're a hater.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

Just rate them.

[Vote4Pedro]

Come on dude...even Usher?

[jba]

shame on you, there should have been a disclaimer on why you hated the hot oil wrestling video.

[TheCroShow]

johnny depp, not even close

[Dynasty]

This thread is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/22_not_gay.jpg

[tonypaladino]

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This thread is:

http://myspace-745.vo.llnwd.net/00221/54/74/221454745_l.jpg

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fyp

[diebitter]

You shoulda used 2+2ers! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[InchoateHand]

I'd put a flag over his head and do him for my country.

[SippinSoma]

You posted this in a forum that's 99% male. What did you honestly and seriously expect?

[tonypaladino]

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You shoulda used 2+2ers! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I threw some in my post. I bet they'd like if you rated them.

[Alobar]

jude law gets an 8 in that pic but overall is like a 6

johny depp gets a 7

usher is gets like a 3

cloony is maybe a 5, but I think hes cool cuz hes such a plyer, so ill give him a 6

random guy is way to toolish lookng for my tastes, so I give him a 4

ethan gets a 7

pitt used to be a 10, but hes getting kinda older, so hes like a 9 now

will smith has big ears, and I have big ears, so I give him an 8 cuz I like to pretend guys with big ears are hot


and dont let everyone hate on you, I think the spirit of your thread is just fine

[ghostface]

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AHHHHH...so wrong. Im comeing in thinking w00t NSFW or atleast some kind of chicks pics and here you go with the guys.

[SackUp]

**GAYDAR is on Code RED**

this is clearly a *** post

[Alobar]

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**GAYDAR is on Code RED**

this is clearly a *** post

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uhm, isnt otis a chick?

[ononimo]

i refuse to let the terrorists win ...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/49.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/46.jpg

[Alobar]

on the 4 point scale, I give her a 3

[ononimo]

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on the 4 point scale, I give her a 3

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so, if she said, "i'll sleep with you tonight but you'd have to work for it", you'd say "thanks, but no thanks"?

[Alobar]

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on the 4 point scale, I give her a 3

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so, if she said, "i'll sleep with you tonight but you'd have to work for it", you'd say "thanks, but no thanks"?

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honestly, id say "how hard do I have to work for it?" and then judge from there

this chick is really hot, but I dont dig the overly fake boob blond hair type. This is also a super airbrushed photo, god only knows what she looks like in real life. So yeah, im not super excited about it

[Oblivious]

I for one am comfortable enough with my masculinity to rate them.

Jude: 10
Depp: 3 but in that picture 1
Ursher: 4
Clooney: 9
Marky Mark Lookalike: 1
Ethan: 1 cuz he looks like hes about to keel over and die.
Brad: 10 cuz he SII[Angelina's]P.
Will: [] he gets an empty set since he's one of those Ken Doll type sexually ambiguous persons.

The blond bimbo gets a 10, since I would work extra hard to hit it.

[SackUp]

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i refuse to let the terrorists win ...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/49.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/46.jpg

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nice fcking play.

[bleu329]

finally some humanity

[ChipWrecked]

Since Jude Law is cute, and he left drugs out on the coffee table for his toddler to eat and almost die; I'd do him, but it would be dry and I'd make him scream.

I'd do them all.

I vote this the best thread ever /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Spladle Master]

Jude Law - 8
Johnny Depp - 9
Usher - 7
George Clooney - 7
Random guy - 7
Ethan Hawke - 6
Brad Pitt - 10
Will Smith - 7

[Spladle Master]

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I'd do them all.

I vote this the best thread ever /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Skank. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[The Truth]

Jude Law-7
Johnny Depp-9
Usher-7
George Clooney-8
Random Guy-7 (Would be higher if he were rich/famous)
Ethan Hawk-7
Brad Pitt-10
Will Smith-8

Blake

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You shoulda used 2+2ers! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Heh we could have 1-2 RL pics of 2+2'ers and have a big rate them thread. Sweetness.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Since Jude Law is cute, and he left drugs out on the coffee table for his toddler to eat and almost die; I'd do him, but it would be dry and I'd make him scream.

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Wasn't on his coffee table, it was found on the floor of the Soho House (a private club) in London. Poor kid had his first Ecstasy trip before puberty!

PS: Although I am straight, I think Jude takes the crown in this thread. A guy can judge another guy, I see nothing wrong with that.

[MelK]

http://www.crazytees.com/thumbs/t_16195.gif


Oh crap, wrong thread

[Vavavoom]

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You shoulda used 2+2ers! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Heh we could have 1-2 RL pics of 2+2'ers and have a big rate them thread. Sweetness.

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No.., I don't particulary want to vote on the attractiveness of men on a forum that is 98.96849689% male.....That would be funny though....Best Looking 2+2'er is : ???????

DAH DAH !!

[sublime]

A guy can judge another guy, I see nothing wrong with that.

[ChipWrecked]

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Since Jude Law is cute, and he left drugs out on the coffee table for his toddler to eat and almost die; I'd do him, but it would be dry and I'd make him scream.

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Wasn't on his coffee table, it was found on the floor of the Soho House (a private club) in London. Poor kid had his first Ecstasy trip before puberty!

PS: Although I am straight, I think Jude takes the crown in this thread. A guy can judge another guy, I see nothing wrong with that.

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OK, I misjudged him.



I'd still give it to him cold; just for acting a bitch in 'Closer'.

[InchoateHand]

Damn, Chipwrecked is really excited about the opportunity for some bareback roughhousing. He's really getting into it.

[fyodor]

I'm not giving indidvidual answers for each of those pics. I want a poll so it makes my life easy.

[sublime]

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Since Jude Law is cute, and he left drugs out on the coffee table for his toddler to eat and almost die; I'd do him, but it would be dry and I'd make him scream.

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Wasn't on his coffee table, it was found on the floor of the Soho House (a private club) in London. Poor kid had his first Ecstasy trip before puberty!

PS: Although I am straight, I think Jude takes the crown in this thread. A guy can judge another guy, I see nothing wrong with that.

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OK, I misjudged him.



I'd still give it to him cold; just for acting a bitch in 'Closer'.

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that movie made me stomach turn. not in a "it sucked" way, but like, damn [censored] loving a chick.

[MyTurn2Raise]

all those in the OP are 0 on the traditional 3 point scale

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Since Jude Law is cute, and he left drugs out on the coffee table for his toddler to eat and almost die; I'd do him, but it would be dry and I'd make him scream.

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Wasn't on his coffee table, it was found on the floor of the Soho House (a private club) in London. Poor kid had his first Ecstasy trip before puberty!

PS: Although I am straight, I think Jude takes the crown in this thread. A guy can judge another guy, I see nothing wrong with that.

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OK, I misjudged him.



I'd still give it to him cold; just for acting a bitch in 'Closer'.

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Dude, think about it. He stuck it to his nanny. And she is NOT hot at all, yet he did her anyway.. knowing full well that nearly any girl in the world would jump into the sack with him just because he is Jude Law. Jude has got to earn points for that right?

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[kagame]

Jude Law - 10 for charisma and nanny bonus per TT lol
Johnny Depp - 8 bit too edward creepy
Usher - 8 hes toooo hot
George Clooney - 5 uhhh danny is old
Random guy - im not doing this
Ethan Hawke - 9 what a supercool cat
Brad Pitt - 7, annoys me
Will Smith - 3, fresh prince

[ononimo]

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Dude, think about it. He stuck it to his nanny. And she is NOT hot at all, yet he did her anyway.. knowing full well that nearly any girl in the world would jump into the sack with him just because he is Jude Law. Jude has got to earn points for that right?

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

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actually, i think that episode works against him and places him in the Hugh Grant/Divine Brown & Clinton/Lewinsky category of gross underachievement.

with great celebrity comes great responsibility - one owes it to the men of the world to use that celebrity wisely and not squander it on girls that any other guy on the street could easily nail.

[MarkL444]

brad pitt is smoking hot.

[Clarkmeister]

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brad pitt is smoking hot.

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He's no Johnny Depp though.

[Lafortezza]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2070/pinder281280x9607cj.jpg

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6085/annehathaway0316008jl.jpg

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/2750/jenniferaniston3pz.jpg

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/2087/0018ci.jpg

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4151/nmss658adrianasklenarikova1b57.jpg



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[tonypaladino]

All 3 get a 1 on Tony's 4 Point Scale, except Johnny Depp, he gets a 2 because if I were drunk I could mistake him for a girl.

TONY

[Dantes]

I must be the only person in the world who thinks jude law isnt attractive at all

[Clarkmeister]

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I must be the only person in the world who thinks jude law isnt attractive at all

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I don't know who he is, but based on the pick in the OP, I agree with you.

[astroglide]

i don't think usher or will smith are attractive outside of their celebrity (i realize that they're the only black guys in the question, but that's not the reason why)

[MarkL444]

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i don't think usher or will smith are attractive outside of their celebrity (i realize that they're the only black guys in the question, but that's not the reason why)

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they probably arent naturally anything special. just insanely well groomed.

[ononimo]

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they probably arent naturally anything special. just insanely well groomed.

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that made me laugh - not sure why.

Heh, well groomed to the point of psychological disorder

[ChipWrecked]

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actually, i think that episode works against him and places him in the Hugh Grant/Divine Brown & Clinton/Lewinsky category of gross underachievement.



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[gorie]

johnny depp is pretty hot when he is a pirate.

[tdarko]

jude law- 7, there is a reason he nails some of the hottest women on the planet.

johnny depp- 8, coolest guy on the list.

usher- 5 meh, but not ugly.

george clooney- 7, the ultimate bachelor.

random guy- 5, decent, trying too hard to be mark wahlberg.

ethan hawk- 3.5, this is the best picture i have ever seen of him. most pictures look as if he just came of a 48 hour coke binge and is about to wither way from malnourishment.

brad pitt- 9, i can't give a guy a 10.

will smith- 7, don't worry alobar he rocks the big ears well.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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i don't think usher or will smith are attractive outside of their celebrity

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they probably arent naturally anything special. just insanely well groomed.

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Are you both serious? Usher probably has the most talent out of all the guys I posted. Usher is the Fred Astaire of the 21st century. The guy can DANCE.

[Clarkmeister]

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i don't think usher or will smith are attractive outside of their celebrity

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they probably arent naturally anything special. just insanely well groomed.

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Are you both serious? Usher probably has the most talent out of all the guys I posted. Usher is the Fred Astaire of the 21st century. The guy can DANCE.

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But he has an incredibly nerdy haircut.

[astroglide]

i was referring to his looks, not what can be gotten from watching him dance or anything else.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

hmmm. Good point. But I like nerds /images/graemlins/wink.gif