Spearmint Rhino Trip Report

So a while ago I was in Vegas with a buddy. Last night there we decide to go get some titties in the face.

We gamble for a little while at the Bellagio, get a little drunk, make our way over to the club.

As soon as we get there, a girl comes up who looks just like my best friend's wife. I've had a thing for her for a while, so I get a dance and treat myself to some fantasies /images/graemlins/wink.gif. Anyways, after half an hour in the half hour room ($200), I figure out this girl isn't the kind of dancer I like. She's just a straight forward dancer, no extra touching, nothing special, so I dump her and head back to the main area.

My friend has now found a girl of his own I guess and is nowhere to be found. I proceed to sit and drink for another hour or so waiting for the right girl. Finally I spot her. She's perfect. Small athletic body, real breasts that are perfectly sized and perky, dark hair, beautiful face, etc. She finally comes by and we talk for a while.

One thing leads to another and we head back to the hour room ($400 an hour). First hour goes by pretty nice... She allows alot more than the other girl did /images/graemlins/wink.gif. This girl really seems to like me, and even makes out with me some. Do strippers normally kiss their clients in the private areas? Anyways, I'm gettin real real drunk by this point and am hinting very heavily that I want her to come back to my room with me. I'm actually pretty sure that if I wasn't falling over drunk, I could have got her to leave. However, as it were, she politely turned me down.

At this point, I have been in the room for 3 hours I think so my bill is up to $1200. I'm so drunk I barely know what I'm doing, so I get a bright idea and I tell the girl I need to pee.

I leave the area, walk right out the front door, get in a cab, go to the bellagio and pass out. Oops, no $1200 for the girl.

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LOL I thought this story was going to be very lame until I got to the last paragraph.

[jba]

pretty stupid.

you could be killed for this and I'm not even joking.

dude got his neck broken at crazy horse too over $120 (that he probably didnt even owe)

[surfinillini]

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you could be killed for this and I'm not even joking.



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are you [censored] kidding me ???

[Dominic]

LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

this is SO awesome. you are my hero! /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[tonypaladino]

"At this point, I have been in the room for 3 hours I think so my bill is up to $1200. I'm so drunk I barely know what I'm doing, so I get a bright idea and I tell the girl I need to pee.

I leave the area, walk right out the front door, get in a cab, go to the bellagio and pass out. Oops, no $1200 for the girl. At this point, I have been in the room for 3 hours I think so my bill is up to $1200. I'm so drunk I barely know what I'm doing, so I get a bright idea and I tell the girl I need to pee.

I leave the area, walk right out the front door, get in a cab, go to the bellagio and pass out. Oops, no $1200 for the girl. "

Outstanding

[surfinillini]

I might have to call shennanigans on this post:

you say you asked the girl to come back to your hotel, I'm sure if this were the case you mentioned bellagio, trying to act like a high roller...then you decided to leave when she knows your name and your hotel.

this has to be bull-[censored]

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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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Well, you can not believe me if you want, but I have had pretty good success with strippers. It's definitely harder to pick them up in the club, but the night before I got a girl to go home with me from Treasures. Tons of these girls out there are just looking for a guy with money. So if you're in there and you flash some hundreds, play yourself up big, etc. you can get alot of action for nothing.

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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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That part cracked me up too. I love those "I probably coulda got her" bits. Especially great when applied to strippers and people whose living depends on giving you that idea -- waitresses, etc.

The drunker I is, the averager I ain't.

[ononimo]

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So if you're in there and you flash some hundreds, play yourself up big, etc. you can get alot of action for nothing.

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shhh ... don't want to give away all your trade secrets.

[jba]

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you could be killed for this and I'm not even joking.



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are you [censored] kidding me ???

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check this out (http://www.stevemiller4lasvegas.com/RickRizzolo.html)

[ononimo]

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I might have to call shennanigans on this post:

you say you asked the girl to come back to your hotel, I'm sure if this were the case you mentioned bellagio, trying to act like a high roller...then you decided to leave when she knows your name and your hotel.

this has to be bull-[censored]

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i just can't believe that the girl let him leave her sight unescorted ... usually these girls are all about making sure they close the transaction before letting you roam free. if you tell them you're going to the bathroom, they usually "helpfully" lead you there while waiting right outside, especially if you're in as poor shape as this guy was.

and what about the bouncers for the champagne room? where they just AWOL?

I did this one time, but it wasnt because i was drunk. I had about 1000 bucks on me, and rather than waste that much, I gave my buddy 800 and stuffed 200 in my pocket. I am POSITIVE it was in my pocket. I get my [censored] on, go to pay the girl, and its gone. She stole it out of my pocket, and I knew she did, and she knew she did, but she insisted she didnt. So I said, look on the floor, its got to be there, I told her Id look right outside the door, and retrace my steps. I then proceeded to grab my buddy and we left. This was in East St. Louis, so I probably could have gotten killed for it.

[surfinillini]

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I might have to call shennanigans on this post:

you say you asked the girl to come back to your hotel, I'm sure if this were the case you mentioned bellagio, trying to act like a high roller...then you decided to leave when she knows your name and your hotel.

this has to be bull-[censored]

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i just can't believe that the girl let him leave her sight unescorted ... usually these girls are all about making sure they close the transaction before letting you roam free. if you tell them you're going to the bathroom, they usually "helpfully" lead you there while waiting right outside, especially if you're in as poor shape as this guy was.

and what about the bouncers for the champagne room? where they just AWOL?

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if you're going into a 1 hour private room I figure they would at least ask you for ID or a credit card for a depo.

[Dominic]

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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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Well, you can not believe me if you want, but I have had pretty good success with strippers. It's definitely harder to pick them up in the club, but the night before I got a girl to go home with me from Treasures. Tons of these girls out there are just looking for a guy with money. So if you're in there and you flash some hundreds, play yourself up big, etc. you can get alot of action for nothing.

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From Treasure, I would believe you - half those girls are whores.

[surfinillini]

the only one I frequent in Vegas is the Sapphire. Bouncers are usually everywhere with a couple big one's at the front door, girls are cool but they're not stupid.

it's not bad but it's not that good either...we asked the cabbie to take us to Dirty Whores 'R Us and I think we got jipped but we were so tanked we didn't give a [censored].

Teets are Teets

[ononimo]

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if you're going into a 1 hour private room I figure they would at least ask you for ID or a credit card for a depo.

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usually not, actually. but spearmint rhino has pretty extensive security personnel as well as surveillance video

[ononimo]

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From Treasure, I would believe you - half those girls are whores.

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this is true ... they are even better/sluttier in their Houston club

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if you're going into a 1 hour private room I figure they would at least ask you for ID or a credit card for a depo.

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usually not, actually. but spearmint rhino has pretty extensive security personnel as well as surveillance video

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Yeah, i didn't have to give them anything to go in there, and they let me go to the bathroom several times without being followed or escorted. I mean, looking back I was probably pretty lucky to get away with this, and pretty mad that I was stupid enough to do it. However, it did save me 1200 bucks and I seem to have gotten away with it.

I won't be back to Vegas until April and I'm sure I won't go to that club again. However, if I were to try it in April, what do you think the chances of me getting recognized, etc. there are?

[ononimo]

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However, if I were to try it in April, what do you think the chances of me getting recognized, etc. there are?

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did i mention the surveillance video? who knows if you'll be recognized but, seriously, why press your luck?

[tonypaladino]

I wouldn't chance going back there.

Oh, I'm definitely not going there anytime within like 5 years, I was just curious as to what the odds would be.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

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if I were to try it in April, what do you think the chances of me getting recognized, etc. there are?

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If someone [censored] you out of 1200$ today, would you remember them in a couple months?

[gonores]

I dated a girl who danced at Deja Vu for a little bit a couple months ago (this can be confirmed by 2+2ers if you are skeptical). I just ran this scenario by her.

You *can* be hunted down for skipping out on a bill...especially something as substantial $1200 one. They won't usually kill you, but they can and will inflict bodily harm. Given the way you handled the scenario, you probably don't have much to worry about after the first 24 hours...you didn't seem to take too many precautions in eluding them (remaining in well-lit public places, always sticking with a group of friends, etc), so if they found you, they would have done something about it.

When I asked her about whether you would be recognized, she simply replied "Why bother going back?" This reasoning seems pretty smart to me.

Oh yeah...and you can pretty much be certain the stripper didn't fall for you. Not that that should be a shock to you.

Yeah, I'm not too worried about it since they dont' know my real full name nor where I'm from and I'm only in Vegas every few months.

Did you ask her if this ever happened to her? I mean, obviously there are some pretty big obstacles in the way of this happening much, but it still seems like it would happen some.

[UCF THAYER]

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if I were to try it in April, what do you think the chances of me getting recognized, etc. there are?

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If you were coked out of your mind and had an IQ of 70 and someone [censored] you out of 1200$ today, would you remember them in a couple months?

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[UCF THAYER]

If she was really into you, you should show up again and tell her how sorry you were for forgetting to pay, and give her the $1200. The sincerity will make her fall for you and you 2 can run off and live happily ever after.

[ononimo]

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if I were to try it in April, what do you think the chances of me getting recognized, etc. there are?

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If you were coked out of your mind and had an IQ of 70 and someone [censored] you out of 1200$ today, would you remember them in a couple months?

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something tells me it's not the stripper he should be worried about ...

[UCF THAYER]

You're right, i wasn't thinking. My bad.

[gonores]

You have to be pretty [censored] up on some inebriating substance or border-line retarded to let a $1200 bill get away from you. She didn't drink/do drugs and she wasn't retarded, so no ditching plot ever got too far off the ground with her. They (the smart dancers) don't take their eyes off their clients until they get paid.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

your handle suits you

[housenuts]

so if you paid this $1200 what would you have gotten for it?

to me it sounds like you talked with her for 3 hours and made out with her once. what kind of sick joke is that?
don't you get to get your dick wet?

[Oblivious]

I hate going to stripclubs anymore. When someone isnt getting robbed or stiffed, something generally creepy or shady is going down.

[Blarg]

The vibe almost always strikes me as at least a little creepy.

[Evan]

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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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challa

[InchoateHand]

"challa"

This is probably a long time internet thing, but the jew in me laughed. The german just looked for some gas.

[Kirg]

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So a while ago I was in Vegas with a buddy...

..My friend has now found a girl of his own I guess and is nowhere to be found...

..I leave the area, walk right out the front door, get in a cab, go to the bellagio and pass out. Oops, no $1200 for the girl.

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I hope your buddy wasn't still in the club when you walked out since if they saw you come in together he'd be the first one they'd go after to find you.

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so if you paid this $1200 what would you have gotten for it?

to me it sounds like you talked with her for 3 hours and made out with her once. what kind of sick joke is that?
don't you get to get your dick wet?

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I owed 1200 for 3 hours of intense lap dancing. I was able to touch her wherever I wanted (as long as no penetration), and she was pretty touchy feely herself.

Obviously you have never had a VIP dance at a nice club.



And yes, my friend had left before I did.

[Alobar]

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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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that about sums it up for me

awesome stuff tho!

[astroglide]

what a piece of [censored] move

[Vavavoom]

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I owed 1200 for 3 hours of intense lap dancing. I was able to touch her wherever I wanted (as long as no penetration) , and she was pretty touchy feely herself.

Obviously you have never had a VIP dance at a nice club.

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I can't get over the touching no penetration...That's funny shiiiiiit !

I have had several experiences with VIP dances in Strip Clubs :

Spearmint Rhino (Tottenham Court Road)
Secrets (St Katherines Dock/Euston)
For Your Eyes Only (Park Royal)...

I have been out with customers on several occasions and normally go to Spearmint...and normally have a bill in the region of £6-8K (For both drink and dances)......This does normally guarantee action IIRC....

I'm not sure how it was possible for you to escape without paying...VIP rooms however, normally cost a lot more and dependent on the chick means that sometimes U get a freaky one...Still, I'm not sure how u got out...

Extras are a lot more....However...

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I owed 1200 for 3 hours of intense lap dancing

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This is borderline ridiculous......I would hazard a guess that $1200 would get you a 4 some with 3 ridiculously hot chicks if need be...

Also...Never go back to Spearmint again if u value your looks/teeth/arms/legs/body/mind/ability to walk...The bouncers at these places have a lot of time on their hands and will feel no way in giving you a pasting....

[henrikrh]

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I have had several experiences with VIP dances in Strip Clubs :

Spearmint Rhino (Tottenham Court Road)
Secrets (St Katherines Dock/Euston)
For Your Eyes Only (Park Royal)...

I have been out with customers on several occasions


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That last line had me thinking for a sec that you meant you were a stripper, I looked at the avatar and reread the post. I assume you mean business clients who you take out partying after a deal is clsoed, yeah?

[kurosh]

Return to the strip club and try to get beat up by them. Make sure you have some sort of evidence, a buddy secretly taping, a mic somewhere on your body, etc. Sue them and get rich.

[Vavavoom]

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I assume you mean business clients who you take out partying after a deal is closed, yeah?

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This is the case...

[rudedog78]

How can you run up a bill to 1.2k and not get laid, strip clubs in Vegas are really bad if you spend over 1k and dont even get a bj, heck anywhere else in the world you can probably get a nice hooker for 500-600us (more than 1hour also). And you get infinite action for that time.

[henrikrh]

In asia you can get a decent quality stripper to do 10x what this one did to you for 1/10th the price, 120USD will get you anything. Not speaking from experience though, just from friends' accounts. I'm surprised you didn't get anything at all.

[djoyce003]

i'm not sure if you are aware who generally owns these places or who is involved in them. I don't think i'd want to be on their bad side.

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I hate going to stripclubs anymore. When someone isnt getting robbed or stiffed, something generally creepy or shady is going down.

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I tried screaming through the wall not to pay two of them. What a bad night /images/graemlins/frown.gif Whenever there are two, they work together to con you out of your money.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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This was in East St. Louis, so I probably could have gotten killed for it.

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I saw a bouncer throw a huge fat guy down the stairs at Main Street for a similar situation in East St. Louis. Before you ask, we were at Main Street instead of PT's because I was 18 at the time and Main Street would let you in if you were under 21 as long as you bought two of the large beers.

Anyway, [censored] with the dancers eastside is really dumb.