OMFG NO-LIMIT POKER PLAYERS ARE SO STUPID

[Ulysses]

Hand #10101624-2185 at Phillipsburg (No Limit Hold'em)
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Started at 10/Dec/05 18:59:41

SheFaLLs is at seat 0 with $2869.50.
CzarBushov is at seat 1 with $5804.
akshawnd is at seat 2 with $2567.
storeslem is at seat 3 with $3237.
xpensive is at seat 4 with $8340.
bedeviling is at seat 5 with $5753.
mandmzo is at seat 6 with $1749.50.
INTillerMaN is at seat 7 with $2957.
e8minabs2 is at seat 8 with $1072.
NVader is at seat 9 with $1559.
The button is at seat 3.

xpensive posts the small blind of $10.
bedeviling posts the big blind of $25.

SheFaLLs: -- --
CzarBushov: -- --
akshawnd: Kd Ks
storeslem: -- --
xpensive: -- --
bedeviling: -- --
mandmzo: -- --
INTillerMaN: -- --
e8minabs2: -- --
NVader: -- --

Pre-flop:

mandmzo calls. INTillerMaN folds. e8minabs2 folds.
NVader folds. SheFaLLs folds. CzarBushov raises to
$110. akshawnd re-raises to $390. storeslem folds.
xpensive calls. bedeviling folds. mandmzo folds.
CzarBushov folds.

Flop (board: 8d 5s 3h):

xpensive checks. akshawnd bets $940. xpensive
raises to $3760. akshawnd goes all-in for $2177.
xpensive is returned $1583 (uncalled).

Turn (board: 8d 5s 3h 8h):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 8d 5s 3h 8h 2d):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

xpensive shows 4c 6h.
xpensive has 4c 6h 5s 3h 2d: straight, six high.
akshawnd shows Kd Ks.
akshawnd has Kd Ks 8d 5s 8h: two pair, kings and eights.


Hand #10101624-2185 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $5294.
xpensive wins $5291 with straight, six high.
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[esbesb]

Don't be so hard on yourself.

You do realize he already had ten (10) dollars of his OWN money in the pot right?

[Pulp]

You clearly got outplayed... he has 14 outs to improve against your 2. Obvious fold on flop.

Sorry D but you got pwnd

[Recliner]

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You clearly got outplayed... he has 14 outs to improve against your 2. Obvious fold on flop.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm so confused because El Diablo wins this 65.8% (Thanks PokerStove) of the time and was getting about 3.2:1 on calling the push.

I'm hoping you're trying to be sarcastic, but somehow I doubt it as you listed El D with 2 outs while he is ahead and gave his opponent 14. I'm confused as to how you came up with 14 outs for his opponent? The most I could think of would be 10, 2 for runner runner something (and that's being very generous, its more like 1 out) and 8 for the straight draw. If all the cards are known El D has 35 outs. Do you see why?

[DcifrThs]

im sure nothing like this has ever happened to you before...what did you do before this forum?

Barron

[imported_ncray]

Move up where your raises will be respected. Clearly 10/25 NL is full of lucker fishes.

[sthief09]

omfg he called ALL his chips off with SIX [censored] HIGH. SIX MOTHERFUCKIN HIGH. fu people with your pot odds, your equity bs. [censored] that. he had the 3rd nut low

unreal

[Catt]

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omfg he called ALL his chips off with SIX [censored] HIGH. SIX MOTHERFUCKIN HIGH. fu people with your pot odds, your equity bs. [censored] that. he had the 3rd nut low

unreal

[/ QUOTE ]

Damn straight. FLABBERGASTING!

[BoxTree]

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You clearly got outplayed... he has 14 outs to improve against your 2. Obvious fold on flop.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm so confused because El Diablo wins this 65.8% (Thanks PokerStove) of the time and was getting about 3.2:1 on calling the push.

I'm hoping you're trying to be sarcastic, but somehow I doubt it as you listed El D with 2 outs while he is ahead and gave his opponent 14. I'm confused as to how you came up with 14 outs for his opponent? The most I could think of would be 10, 2 for runner runner something (and that's being very generous, its more like 1 out) and 8 for the straight draw. If all the cards are known El D has 35 outs. Do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

Recliner, you have been Spongerfied in the style of Pulp. Please take "Fenix Down" for remedy.

[POKhER]

Dude you suck, Just quit poker and give me your bankroll.

Seriously man, as a friend i think its best for the both of us.

[Pulp]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You clearly got outplayed... he has 14 outs to improve against your 2. Obvious fold on flop.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm so confused because El Diablo wins this 65.8% (Thanks PokerStove) of the time and was getting about 3.2:1 on calling the push.

I'm hoping you're trying to be sarcastic, but somehow I doubt it as you listed El D with 2 outs while he is ahead and gave his opponent 14. I'm confused as to how you came up with 14 outs for his opponent? The most I could think of would be 10, 2 for runner runner something (and that's being very generous, its more like 1 out) and 8 for the straight draw. If all the cards are known El D has 35 outs. Do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

lol chill bro i was kidding... you dont have to go poker odds nerd on me

[Surfbullet]

wow, maybe I need to get into the 10/25 NL game.

Also, is that the same TillerMan from Starcraft/Warcraft? I played him in WC3 back in the day.

Surf

[Pharity]

sure looks like it ^^. he was pretty gosu, and if you played him, i guess you were too..

[NLfool]

I know ElD posts these as spoofs or jokes but that's f%@$ing bad. The guy called 380 when D only had like 2100 more.

[Yeti]

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I know ElD posts these as spoofs or jokes

[/ QUOTE ]

?

Dude is still fuming as we speak. He just messaged me and informed me he's already stuck $20k at BJ.

[joel2006]

El D is only getting 2.5 to 1 to call the push (5540 in pot for 2177) just above even money since he's almost a 2:1 fave, but unless he put the raiser on that hand he probably should have folded. But his read was right, then he just got unlucky as hell. I know a little bit about that.

[Surfbullet]

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El D is only getting 2.5 to 1 to call the push (5540 in pot for 2177) just above even money since he's almost a 2:1 fave, but unless he put the raiser on that hand he probably should have folded. But his read was right, then he just got unlucky as hell. I know a little bit about that.

[/ QUOTE ]

it would be just above even money if he was a 2:1 underdog. this is huge profit land when he's a 2:1 fav. if villain pushed infiniti dollars into the pot and el d had to call getting effectively 1:1 he would be making a profitable call, assuming he knows villain has 64.

Surf

[NLfool]

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I know ElD posts these as spoofs or jokes

[/ QUOTE ]

?

Dude is still fuming as we speak. He just messaged me and informed me he's already stuck $20k at BJ.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol I'm too familiar with party BJ. Motherf$@# keep beating by one if I have 18 they've got 19. It never fails. Paradise BJ isn't much kinder. My buddy is down like 11k at BJ in the last hour

[utmt40]

That blows.

I've told you this before, FOLD PRE-FLOP.

[ClaytonN]

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wow, maybe I need to get into the 10/25 NL game.

Also, is that the same TillerMan from Starcraft/Warcraft? I played him in WC3 back in the day.

Surf

[/ QUOTE ]

yes, i can confirm it having heard the fact been relayed about ten times in this forum

another starcraft -> poker guy was ELKY