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Chaostracize
12-10-2005, 07:17 PM
How hot is she?

http://moonagewebdream.blogs.com/moonage_webdream/idiot_of_the_day/lafave_smiling.jpg

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20050718/wteacher0718/teacher2.jpg

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2722/debralafave67tz.jpg

12-10-2005, 07:19 PM
I hit it but have to leave for an early appointment in the morning and accidentially drops her phone number...

ononimo
12-10-2005, 07:20 PM
vs. the entire population of women, at least a 7.
vs. the entire population of teachers, at least a 9.

12-10-2005, 07:23 PM
im thinkin you couldnt have found worse photos if you tried. id hit it.

IggyWH
12-10-2005, 07:23 PM
I'd nail it but the fact that she's so effed in the head that she screws 14 year olds is a major turnoff.

http://wizbangblog.com/images/lafave_debra_bike2.jpg

daryn
12-10-2005, 07:24 PM
simply, she doesn't look "good"

istewart
12-10-2005, 07:25 PM
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simply, she doesn't look "good"

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Chaostracize
12-10-2005, 07:34 PM
Is it bad that I think her being screwed up makes it even hotter?

12-10-2005, 07:37 PM
That if anything makes her sexy.

Alobar
12-10-2005, 07:37 PM
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Is it bad that I think her being screwed up makes it even hotter?

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I hope not

Dominic
12-11-2005, 12:45 AM
perfectly average. meaning, I'd hit, but I wouldn't work for it.

tonypaladino
12-11-2005, 01:03 AM
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perfectly average. meaning, I'd hit, but I wouldn't work for it.

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This gives me an idea for a new point scale.

1. Would never hit it
2. Would have to be drunk
3. Would hit it, but wouldn't work for it.
4. Would saw off my left arm with a rusty knife to hit it.

On Tony's 4 point scale, she is a solid 3

SomethingClever
12-11-2005, 01:11 AM
She's seriously a 4, and that's being generous.

Look at her eyes, man! Cameron Diaz in "Vanilla Sky" right there is what that is.

SomethingClever
12-11-2005, 01:11 AM
That is photoshopped.

ononimo
12-11-2005, 01:13 AM
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That is photoshopped.

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photoshopped the way every photo in a magazine is photoshopped or you-dont-think-thats-even-her photoshopped?

SomethingClever
12-11-2005, 01:14 AM
Not her. Her head is too small and the skin color is a little off.

IggyWH
12-11-2005, 01:16 AM
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Not her. Her head is too small and the skin color is a little off.

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I may have linked a bad pic, but the pics are real of her. I forget what the magazine's name is.

Blarg
12-11-2005, 01:17 AM
Unfairly tilted by having two really moronic pictures and only one that does her reasonable justice.

ononimo
12-11-2005, 01:19 AM
it's widely been reported that it is in fact her (May 1999 issue of Makes & Models magazine)

12-11-2005, 01:47 AM
I'd hit it but I wouldn't work for it and I wouldn't buy her anything

PoBoy321
12-11-2005, 01:50 AM
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She's seriously a 4, and that's being generous.

Look at her eyes, man! Cameron Diaz in "Vanilla Sky" right there is what that is.

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I can't believe that you are seriously using Cameron Diaz as justification of rating this woman a 4.

ononimo
12-11-2005, 01:53 AM
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She's seriously a 4, and that's being generous.

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seems more harsh than generous:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/MJMS-IP_25431_1.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/MJMS-IP_25431_4.jpg

siccjay
12-11-2005, 01:59 AM
She is hot in some pics and funny looking in others. I give her a 7 but she is an easy 9 for a 14 year old.

Dynasty
12-11-2005, 02:03 AM
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She is hot in some pics and funny looking in others.

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She definitely has a weirdo look to her sometimes. It's something in the eyes- or maybe that smile.


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I give her a 7 but she is an easy 9 for a 14 year old.

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For a 14 year old, she's off the scale.

ononimo
12-11-2005, 02:05 AM
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She is hot in some pics and funny looking in others.

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She definitely has a weirdo look to her sometimes. It's something in the eyes.

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one word: "vacant"

SomethingClever
12-11-2005, 02:10 AM
Somehow this got deleted, but look under her chin. There should be more shadow. It looks really fake to me.

ononimo
12-11-2005, 02:17 AM
i'll concede that the photos seem oddly posed but, again, it has been widely reported that she is the one in the photos.

Chaostracize
12-11-2005, 03:45 AM
I agree, I put this together really hastily. I also didn't realize there would be a wealth of Debra Lafave pics, and google image didn't really help me outs, spewing the same 3 pics over and over.

Chaostracize
12-11-2005, 03:46 AM
"A Tay-ehn! I give it a Tay-ehn!!!"

Dude. 4? This has to be mathematically wrong.

Alobar
12-11-2005, 04:27 AM
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perfectly average. meaning, I'd hit, but I wouldn't work for it.

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This gives me an idea for a new point scale.

1. Would never hit it
2. Would have to be drunk
3. Would hit it, but wouldn't work for it.
4. Would saw off my left arm with a rusty knife to hit it.

On Tony's 4 point scale, she is a solid 3

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I think this is awesome, and a worthy improvment on the 3 point scale. In the future all my grading will be done on the "Tony's 4 point scale"

I also give her a 3

Brainwalter
12-11-2005, 04:45 AM
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perfectly average. meaning, I'd hit, but I wouldn't work for it.

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This gives me an idea for a new point scale.

1. Would never hit it
2. Would have to be drunk
3. Would hit it, but wouldn't work for it.
4. Would saw off my left arm with a rusty knife to hit it.

On Tony's 4 point scale, she is a solid 3

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Is 2 always less than 3? If so i support this scale.

I'm asking you guys.

12-11-2005, 04:47 AM
That last pic is actually pretty cute. What!

Alobar
12-11-2005, 04:54 AM
[ QUOTE ]
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perfectly average. meaning, I'd hit, but I wouldn't work for it.

[/ QUOTE ]

This gives me an idea for a new point scale.

1. Would never hit it
2. Would have to be drunk
3. Would hit it, but wouldn't work for it.
4. Would saw off my left arm with a rusty knife to hit it.

On Tony's 4 point scale, she is a solid 3

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Is 2 always less than 3? If so i support this scale.

I'm asking you guys.

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yeah, you have to think sober...if you are drunk and theres some chick youd bang but wouldnt work for it, that doesnt make her a 3, that just means you are drunk and shes a 2.

MuckerFish
12-11-2005, 11:38 AM
Tony's 4 point scale is fantastic
Maybe you could add something between 3 and 4 along the lines of putting in a little effort. ie: "Would miss watching the game to hit it" but not quite "Would catch a chick-flick to hit it"

12-11-2005, 11:44 AM
Your scale is definitely more accurate considering OOT standards, but how come I don't see people using the "how many beers" system? I find this is much more accurate in truly describing how hot a woman is:

"She's a sixer"

"Dayum, I'd have to be pretty [censored] up, probably a 12 pack and a couple of shots"

"Sober"

"Comatose"

InchoateHand
12-11-2005, 11:46 AM
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Tony's 4 point scale is fantastic
Maybe you could add something between 3 and 4 along the lines of putting in a little effort. ie: "Would miss watching the game to hit it" but not quite "Would catch a chick-flick to hit it"

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Tony's scale is inspired. Your contribution is stupid.

This is just straight out of, I don't even know where to source it, nevermind. Do you actually think like this? Are you really made of the stuff of moronic sitcom jokes for the past forty years? That is who you are? You really think like that? Thats awesome, maybe you could make other funnies? See, I'm laughing again, like man, I would miss "the game" (I didn't like that movie) to [censored] her, but I sure wouldn't watch a chick flick! I know which side my balls are buttered on, I'm a real MAN. Grrrrrrruuf. Come on guys, lets go drink some budweiser and slap eachothers ass!