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12-09-2005, 11:27 AM

I dont know what the caption would be but I swear shes looking at the cameraman like he's holding a piece of kentucky fried.

edit: or like in a cartoon where the characters are really hungry and they see eachother turn into food.

codewarrior

12-09-2005, 11:30 AM

"Skinny chicks: the other white meat."

MrMon

12-09-2005, 11:37 AM

"Would You Hit It?"

12-09-2005, 11:37 AM

"the three chicks on the right are real, the one on the left is digitally created to simulate what it would look like if one went crazy and ate the other two."

Shajen

12-09-2005, 11:40 AM

The four friends gathered one last time before getting hit by the [censored]-pile.

12-09-2005, 11:45 AM

(Singing) "One of these things is not like the other..."

But what if it's one normal woman and three midgets?

12-09-2005, 11:48 AM

[ QUOTE ]
(Singing) "One of these things is not like the other..."

But what if it's one normal woman and three midgets?

[/ QUOTE ]

first off, there is nothing normal about that girl.

second, look around, are they also in a tiny house?

12-09-2005, 11:51 AM

"My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys"

diebitter

12-09-2005, 11:53 AM

"The American Government decided they had only one alternative weapon to unleash against the warring Indain tribes after the fall of Custer..."

morgan180

12-09-2005, 12:01 PM

Who'll ride bodacious?

JimHammer

12-09-2005, 12:04 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Who'll ride bodacious?

[/ QUOTE ]

Winner

Brom

12-09-2005, 12:22 PM

Ride 'em cowboy, yee haw!

mj12

12-09-2005, 12:25 PM

"sadly mario could still not fit in with the ladies after his sex change, becuz he was still a huge friggin mammoth"

12-09-2005, 12:36 PM

"Every girl needs a wingman, right? Well, this girl needs three."

ScottieK

man

12-09-2005, 12:40 PM

<clap clap>

now we make big sex.

Koss

12-09-2005, 12:55 PM

"Now here we see the planet Neptune, and its 3 moons in orbit around it"

Nicholasp27

12-09-2005, 01:41 PM

goldilocks and the 3 bears

12-09-2005, 01:48 PM

"Buttercup poses with her three bridesmaids at the bachelorette party. Needless to say, Fezzik is excited."

ScottieK

Burdzthewurd

12-09-2005, 01:50 PM

"THAT A HUGE B!TCH!"

youtalkfunny

12-09-2005, 04:43 PM

My photography teacher told me that putting the smallest girl next to the largest cost me a lot of "composition" points.

cdxx

12-09-2005, 07:37 PM

celeb version (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/carmen_pam_big.jpg)

InchoateHand

12-09-2005, 07:38 PM

Welcome To Bareback Mountain?

Alobar

12-09-2005, 07:39 PM

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/carmen_pam_big.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

from left to right: Wiinner, Winner, popeys chicken dinner.

PokerBob

12-09-2005, 07:50 PM

Katie and her lunch.

-Skeme-

12-09-2005, 08:18 PM

"3 fives and a deuce and a half."

housenuts

12-09-2005, 08:26 PM

"I always thought Andre the Giant was a man"

housenuts

12-09-2005, 08:28 PM

"Local woman gives birth to elephant daughter"

JimHammer

12-09-2005, 08:29 PM

[ QUOTE ]
"I always thought Andre the Giant was a man"

[/ QUOTE ]

Andrea the giant

bobbyi

12-09-2005, 08:35 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
But what if it's one normal woman and three midgets?

[/ QUOTE ]
first off, there is nothing normal about that girl.
second, look around, are they also in a tiny house?

[/ QUOTE ]
Maybe it's the migets' house. If you were a midget, wouldn't you live in a tiny house? Why have lots of cupboards you can't reach and so forth?

gorie

12-09-2005, 08:40 PM

they're shorter than the freezer door on the fridge ? wtf ?

the shortest girl must be like 4' tall.

-Skeme-

12-09-2005, 08:57 PM

[ QUOTE ]
they're shorter than the freezer door on the fridge ? wtf ?

the shortest girl must be like 4' tall.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm assuming this is due to either:

a) The angle of the picture throwing off the fridge/person height ratio or,

b) It's the huge chick's house, so her [censored] is tall.

12-09-2005, 09:03 PM

Im 6 8".

I have never dated a woman nearly my size.

Do. You. See. Why.

ugh, either they look like they want to eat me, or they could stick their tongue out to the side and do a passable impression of a zipper.

gorie

12-09-2005, 09:06 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
they're shorter than the freezer door on the fridge ? wtf ?

the shortest girl must be like 4' tall.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm assuming this is due to either:

a) The angle of the picture throwing off the fridge/person height ratio or,

b) It's the huge chick's house, so her [censored] is tall.

[/ QUOTE ]

it's probably B, then.
the people are closer to us than the fridge, so the fridge should look smaller if anything.

gorie

12-09-2005, 09:07 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Im 6 8".

I have never dated a woman nearly my size.

Do. You. See. Why.

ugh, either they look like they want to eat me, or they could stick their tongue out to the side and do a passable impression of a zipper.

[/ QUOTE ]

i'd guess another example why is because there are not many women who are anywhere near 6'8 /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

MyTurn2Raise

12-09-2005, 09:08 PM

Please lock this thread and get rid of that picture...fun was had long ago...it's just cruel and demeaning at this point

not to the ladies in the picture, but to my eyes

JimHammer

12-09-2005, 09:14 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
they're shorter than the freezer door on the fridge ? wtf ?

the shortest girl must be like 4' tall.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm assuming this is due to either:

a) The angle of the picture throwing off the fridge/person height ratio or,

b) It's the huge chick's house, so her [censored] is tall.

[/ QUOTE ]

it's probably B, then.
the people are closer to us than the fridge, so the fridge should look smaller if anything.

[/ QUOTE ]

Also, look at the ceiling in the room next to the kitchen. It doesn't seem to match up with where the ceiling in the kitchen would be.