Funniest thing ever said at a poker table...

[Tyler Durden]

...and it was said by me! Go figure!

A hand has just ended, and a fellow 2+2er who shall remain nameless has dragged the pot. He says "I was going to smoke the river but decided not to."

I say, "you couldn't smoke the river b/c I know your motto is 'If it's not cock, I don't smoke it.'

I had the whole table cracking up and one other 2+2er claims to have almost "fallen out of my chair."


I stood up and said "thanks very much, I'll be here every Tuesday and Sunday night."

[Greg (FossilMan)]

So this guy comes up to tell me his bad beat story. He says how he raised preflop, and got a caller.

"And then the flop comes 6, 4, rag, ...

I busted up so much he never did get to finish his story. And he didn't seem to understand why I found that so funny.

Later, Greg Raymer (FossilMan)

[CrackerZack]

Maybe i'm sick also, but reading this made me laugh out loud in my chair. My co-workers are confused.

[bernie]

i posted this before, but it still cracks me up.

busy cardroom, 18 tables going. an older, conservative looking couple come in and ask about the game.

suddenly, all the noise cuts in the room as the dealer says, "It's just like what you play at home, except you get to keep your clothes on."

the whole room stopped and laughed. the dealer's face turned a shade red realizing everyone heard it. and the look on the couples face was priceless. (they took it in good stride)

another time i was betting a hand all the way to showdown. i was 3rd best. 1 guy had an overpair another had top 2. guy not involved laughs and says, 'ive seen more moves in an ex-lax commercial."

the other night....

one guy is stuck quite a bit. some observers behind us. one asks the other which is the easiest game to beat in the casino. the stuck guy pipes up and says, "Me!"

that actually loosened up the table a bit.

enjoy...

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[Easy E]

it took me a second to think about it, but then I laughed also!

Of course, that would be MY signal to get the guy in a heads up game, given his standards for "rag"

[thomastem]

One time I asked if anyone had seen my chicken. Another time I asked who kicked me.