Why do boxers sound like girls?

[Woolygimp]

Getting knocked out too often?

[Blarg]

You watch too much Tyson. No crime, everybody did.

[Woolygimp]

Just saw another boxer on tv, he studdered after every word and he sounded like my sister.

[MonkeeMan]

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Just saw another boxer on tv, he studdered after every word and he sounded like my sister.

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does your sister stutter and have a broken nose?

[Woolygimp]

Yes I forgot to mention that my sister is a professional boxer...

[Brainwalter]

Nobody wants to [censored] with them so they can get away with it.

[felson]

I read an article years ago saying that many professional bodybuilders choose that profession in order to compensate for some inadequacy like stuttering or a high-pitched voice. Maybe the same is true for boxers.

Edit -- angry and violent behavior is another symptom of their insecurity. Also, they take steroids.

[Blarg]

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Just saw another boxer on tv, he studdered after every word and he sounded like my sister.

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Well, stuttering sounds like lots of punched out boxers, but Jermaine Taylor, a lifelong stutterer, comes to mind on that one. Doesn't sound like a girl though.

Don't let Big George Foreman hear you saying boxers sound like girls, or he'll grill you and eat you.

Steroids. Tyson, Bonds, other big black guys........

[henrikrh]

Steroids mess up your hormones.

[Blarg]

I've heard of steroids shrinking nuts, but never heard of them raising someone's voice pitch before.

I don't see how having your nuts shrunk would affect the structure of your voice box.

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I've heard of steroids shrinking nuts, but never heard of them raising someone's voice pitch before.

I don't see how having your nuts shrunk would affect the structure of your voice box.

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When you have to look down at your tiny little balls everyday, you eventually start thinking you're just a little girl. First your voice changes and in extreme cases, face tatoos.