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IhadPocketMes
12-08-2005, 02:57 PM
I was recently told that the local bar owner is very jealous of me because I am the "funny guy" so says his wife, she gives me more attention at the bar because of that reason, she is now talking about moving in with her parents, what to do?? Also anything happen like this to you...
jakethebake
12-08-2005, 02:58 PM
Is she hot? Wait until she moves out, then take out to a different bar.
MD2020
12-08-2005, 02:58 PM
If she sneezes, and you say "Bless you" before her husband, you can probably sleep with her.
IhadPocketMes
12-08-2005, 03:01 PM
now that was funny, she is about a 7 in my mind, yet I am 24 she is 30, but for 30 about a 9, so I should just be a troll at the bar and continuously say bless you huh, that may work
Shajen
12-08-2005, 03:06 PM
what to do?

Leave her alone. You don't need that hassle.
TripleH68
12-08-2005, 03:10 PM
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what to do?

Leave her alone. You don't need that hassle.

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Really. Don't be that guy. It's weak.
12-08-2005, 03:19 PM
Stop being funny...Wasnt there a Sienfeld about this?
IhadPocketMes
12-08-2005, 03:24 PM
my fav, the costanza leave on a high note, maybe another though, I dont wanna get with her though, thats the thing, I am interfering but not trying to
imported_The Vibesman
12-08-2005, 03:26 PM
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Stop being funny...Wasnt there a Sienfeld about this?

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This would be kind of ironic, given the way Jerry got his last wife.
4_2_it
12-08-2005, 03:29 PM
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my fav, the costanza leave on a high note, maybe another though, I dont wanna get with her though, thats the thing, I am interfering but not trying to

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If you are feeling guilty then find a new bar. No way you are the reason for their martial troubles (unless you are banging her on the side and not telling us). Something is going on here.
cdxx
12-08-2005, 03:32 PM
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now that was funny, she is about a 7 in my mind, yet I am 24 she is 30, but for 30 about a 9, so I should just be a troll at the bar and continuously say bless you huh, that may work

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this is a great way of thinking about it. would you do her if she was a 3 and 80 years old, but for 80yo she was an 15/10?

once i've decided that i would do her, it doesn't matter how old she is. right? fwiw, i'd do a 7 unless she was a second cousin or closer.
IhadPocketMes
12-08-2005, 03:44 PM
well done, I think I am the only person ever to incorporate age with ratings