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Tilt
12-08-2005, 10:34 AM
Here is the situation. My whole family has contracted a raging puking flu bug. I have been taking care of all of them. Based on that, and the slightly sore throat I have (preliminary symptom) its about 80% likely that I will be wretching up food in 12-15 hours.

What should I eat for lunch/dinner? What foods taste best going the other way?
4_2_it
12-08-2005, 10:36 AM
Soup and milkshakes are your friends. They come up easy and chunkless.
whiskeytown
12-08-2005, 10:40 AM
probably ramen or some other soft noodle.

RB
RunDownHouse
12-08-2005, 10:51 AM
http://www.sintondairy.com/classic/images/gallon_milk.jpg
Tilt
12-08-2005, 10:52 AM
Really? I thought milk was like the worst thing for this kind of situation.
HopeydaFish
12-08-2005, 10:53 AM
Jello, pudding, milk...basically anything that isn't acidic and won't come up in sharp chunks.

Enjoy!
RunDownHouse
12-08-2005, 11:03 AM
As long as you can finish it in an hour or so, you should be fine.
MarkL444
12-08-2005, 11:24 AM
wtf. whiskytown changed his avatar? gay.
J-Lo
12-08-2005, 11:31 AM
milk/dairy= v bad

i'd stick w/ toast, water, and light, chicken broth based, soup.

Keep plenty of gatorade on hand for rehydration or pedialite, whatever u prefer.
Spota
12-08-2005, 11:48 AM
How about fruit?
Reqtech
12-08-2005, 11:52 AM
Juices. Years ago I had horrible food poisoning. After about my fifth vomit, I drank 24 oz of orange and then apple/kiwi juice (was pretty dehydrated at that point so I chugged them down).

Less than five minutes later, I was hurling again.

The juice was still cool, and actually quite refreshing the second time.
Tilt
12-08-2005, 12:31 PM
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Awesome. Thanks.
Freakin
12-08-2005, 01:59 PM
I've heard the single best thing to eat is warm apple pie. It's nice and soft coming up, and the cinnamon makes your puke quite palatable.
Hornacek
12-08-2005, 02:12 PM
Beer.
4_2_it
12-08-2005, 02:17 PM
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Really? I thought milk was like the worst thing for this kind of situation.

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You aren't sick yet, right? Milk is fine, it will settle your stomach down. Once the inevitable occurs switch immediately to juices, gatorade and soups.

Also, eat whatever seems to be agreeing with the rest of your sick family. (This may be the best advice.)
woodguy
12-08-2005, 02:25 PM
Spagetti, as it may make for great art.

http://www.art-italia.com/demichelis/graphics/spaghetti.jpg
fyodor
12-08-2005, 02:26 PM
I have experience from last night. Here's the story:

Went to see Syriana with the gf. Before going we went to a Montana's in the same parking complex. It was all you can eat ribs night. I ate a lot. I stopped when I thought I was about to be uncomfortably full. But then the gf ordered a dessert to split. It was the mile high mud pie. I ate half. I was then uncomfortably full.

When we got to the theatre I thought it wise to dispense with part of my meal so I went into the john and stuck my fingers down my throat. I did 3 minor chocolate upchucks. It was liquid chocolate and it was not unpleasant at all.

So my recommendation is anything chocolate.
Mars357
12-08-2005, 02:33 PM
Bacon
bdmcgraw
12-08-2005, 02:38 PM
someone mentioned beer, i second this.

you can also replace beer wtih hard liquor
wdeadwyler
12-08-2005, 02:38 PM
Does anyone ever inentionally burp up icecream and then swallow it because it tastes good?
12-09-2005, 12:06 AM
Beer
Brainwalter
12-09-2005, 01:36 AM
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I have experience from last night. Here's the story:

Went to see Syriana with the gf. Before going we went to a Montana's in the same parking complex. It was all you can eat ribs night. I ate a lot. I stopped when I thought I was about to be uncomfortably full. But then the gf ordered a dessert to split. It was the mile high mud pie. I ate half. I was then uncomfortably full.

When we got to the theatre I thought it wise to dispense with part of my meal so I went into the john and stuck my fingers down my throat. I did 3 minor chocolate upchucks. It was liquid chocolate and it was not unpleasant at all.

So my recommendation is anything chocolate.

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Nice going Caligula.
OtisTheMarsupial
12-09-2005, 01:41 AM
As usual, I will answer seriously.

You should eat the "bart" diet.
B = bananas
A = apples
R = rice
T = toast
Brainwalter
12-09-2005, 01:54 AM
Update? What did you go with, how was it coming up?
Mempho
12-09-2005, 12:23 PM
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Update? What did you go with, how was it coming up?

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Alobar
12-09-2005, 03:11 PM
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So my recommendation is anything chocolate.

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this is the clear winner. Maybe the best advice Ive ever been given (how sad is this), was from some chick whos party I got way too wasted at. She told me to eat a kit kat bar when I got home. I thought she was [censored] with me, and told her so. She promised me if I didnt like shed let me do her, so I tried it.

I was so drunk I puked all night long, and ever time I did, it tasted like chocolate...definately soooo much better than normal.

and no I didnt lie to her so I could have sex, when I saw her next I was sober and she was a clear cut 2