What would it take for you to go on the Jerry Springer show?

[pokerdirty]

Today's show's title is "Pimps, Hos, and Larry" This guy is pimping his ho g/f or something like that and probably banging his daughter, sister, mom and grandma all at the same time.

So I ask, what would it take for OOTiots to go on national daytime redneck television and make an ass of themselves?

[MarkL444]

either a gun to my head or a lot of money. or some good sex.

[pokerdirty]

no no, this is not what I mean. Imagine you were going to go on the show,

What would the show's title be? What would the theme be?

[jackdaniels]

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This guy is pimping his ho g/f or something like that and probably banging his daughter, sister, mom and grandma all at the same time.


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Standard.

[JonPKibble]

I thought that said the Jerry Seinfeld show. Nevermind

[4_2_it]

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What would the show's title be? What would the theme be?

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Bizarro Springer. Today we look in to the mundane world of the office worker who has a wife, two kids and no life.

[ZeroPointMachine]

If I ever got a phone call asking me to be on Jerry Springer I would immediately find my girlfriend and punch her in the face.

[jackdaniels]

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If I ever got a phone call asking me to be on Jerry Springer I would immediately find my girlfriend and punch her in the face.

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Why wait? Pick up that phone and touch (read: fist to face) someone right now!

[ZeroPointMachine]

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If I ever got a phone call asking me to be on Jerry Springer I would immediately find my girlfriend and punch her in the face.

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Why wait? Pick up that phone and touch (read: fist to face) someone right now!

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Calling someone you know(and a couple of their relatives/significant others) and posing as an assistant producer for one of these shows could do some serious damage.

Would probably be seriously funny though.

[Shajen]

Intro:

Meet Shajen and Mookie. Mookie claims Shajen knocked her up for the third time. Shajen swears they only had hot sweaty buttsex. The paternity test will prove it.

Results: Shajen, you are not the daddy! (http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/552/your_not_the_daddy.html)

[pokerdirty]

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Intro:

Meet Shajen and Mookie. Mookie claims Shajen knocked her up for the third time. Shajen swears they only had hot sweaty buttsex. The paternity test will prove it.

Results: Shajen, you are not the daddy! (http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/552/your_not_the_daddy.html)

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You are confusing Jerry Springer with Maury Povich.

With the perverted minds in OOT, I'd have to say I was expecting more from this thread. Oh well.

[Landon_McFly]

The ONLY way I could go on the show if the topic was...

Lusty lesbian porn stars who want to have a threesome with their secret admirer and give him all their financial assets.

And I'd still be skeptical

[daryn]

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Today's show's title is "Pimps, Hos, and Larry" This guy is pimping his ho g/f or something like that and probably banging his daughter, sister, mom and grandma all at the same time.

So I ask, what would it take for OOTiots to go on national daytime redneck television and make an ass of themselves?

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a few grand, that's all.

[daryn]

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no no, this is not what I mean. Imagine you were going to go on the show,

What would the show's title be? What would the theme be?

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oh.. ok

the title would be "i accepted a few thousand cash to appear on this show"

[diebitter]

"The guy who earned 10 million pounds for a 10-hour 3-way with Katie Melhua and Nicole Kidman"

[masse75]

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If I ever got a phone call asking me to be on Jerry Springer I would immediately find my girlfriend and check for a penis

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