What would your last meal be?

[handsome]

http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

You?

[astroglide]

off the top of my head, keira knightley's ass

[diebitter]

spam fritters, chips, beans, with a nice cuppa tea.

[miajag81]

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off the top of my head, keira knightley's ass

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jelly or syrup?

[Shajen]

I really don't think I'd care.

But I'd be down with Catherine Bell or Elisha Cuthbert swinging by for "visit"

[astroglide]

no condiments. but i would have a dr. pepper as well.

[dblgutshot]

From your link:

-Justice, Equality, World Peace

-None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother's request.

-Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person (thats cool)

Prime rib, medium rare. Fully loaded baked potato, Caesar salad, and a bottle of the best red wine they could get. Bananas Foster for dessert...and a fine cigar would be a nice touch.

ScottieK

[krimson]

"Last meals on Texas' death row never were haute cuisine, but for many Web browsers, they held a morbid fascination. For years, the details of executed killers' final repasts were the most popular feature of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice's official Web site. But now the menus -- posted for most of the 313 killers executed since 1982 -- are history, dropped from the newly redesigned Web site by an image-conscious agency stung by claims the site was tasteless and demeaning. "

[MarkL444]

pizza i guess. im simple.

[PokerBob]

pussy

[jthegreat]

Pizza and beer. The world's perfect meal.

[dblgutshot]

1 gallon of milk. I'm gonna go out makin a mess.

[CollinEstes]

12oz filet, 5 pound Lobster, Sushi grade tuna, 6 Nova Scotian raw oysters, and 2 bottles of Trappist Westvleteren 12, 1 bottle of Stone Imperial Russian Stout, 1 bottle of Apt. 12, and a Rogue Choc. Stout for desert.

[TheMainEvent]

I can't believe people on that list ordered salads. Anyone whose last meal doesn't add up to 2000 or more calories didn't deserve to live anyway.

[Slow Play Ray]

blueberry pancakes

[Georgia Avenue]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2542/chipolte12sw.jpg

[bwana devil]

ive looked at that list before. my favorite is

123 Madden Robert 05/28/1997 Meal: Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person

bwana

EDIT: ahh someone already posted above me.

[bwana devil]

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http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

You?

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a few days ago i heard that an inmate requested cigarettes during his final meal but inmates werent allowed to smoke. so as a substitute the prison offered to give him a nicotine patch. brilliant.

bwana

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I can't believe people on that list ordered salads. Anyone whose last meal doesn't add up to 2000 or more calories didn't deserve to live anyway.

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Yeah, my favorite was the guy who got a whole fried chicken and two diet cokes.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Langer's pastrami on rye with swiss, slaw, and russian.

Chimay red to wash it down.

[TwiceShotPhil]

A cake with a file in it?

[SCfuji]

20 spicy tuna handrolls. or as much oh-toro sashimi available.

edit: about 20 oz of kobe steak would be nice for dessert.

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From your link: Name: Santana Carlos ID#695 DOE: 03/23/1993 Last Meal:Justice, Temperance, with Mercy

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My god! They killed Carlos Santana! Those BASTARDS!

[MuckerFish]

A stick of butter, gallon of milk, jar of hot sauce, whole raw onion, and a habenero pepper...

All the F'in transfers on stars better be complete before they fry my ass you cheap bastards!!!!

Chipotle

[CollinEstes]

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Chipotle

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If you guys that love Chipotle even make it down to Houston or College Station or Austin Texas you should go to Freebirds because it straight works Chipotle.

[samjjones]

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From your link: Name: Santana Carlos ID#695 DOE: 03/23/1993 Last Meal:Justice, Temperance, with Mercy

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My god! They killed Carlos Santana! Those BASTARDS!

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Looks like Carlos got the Justice, hold the Mercy and Temperance.

[BoogerFace]

Oreos and milk.

[MonkeeMan]

rice chex, blueberries and cold milk.

[adamstewart]

They sure love their Dr. Peppers.



Personally, I'd take:

Big Mac Combo (large sized)
Side order of Chicken McNuggets
2 Pounds of hot Buffalo-syle wings.


Adam

[bwana devil]

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Chipotle

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If you guys that love Chipotle even make it down to Houston or College Station or Austin Texas you should go to Freebirds because it straight works Chipotle.

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ha i know. theyre all suckas. they love the chipotle and they dont even know what a good burrito is. ive never mentioned it because i figured theyd get upset. all of you who profess your undying love to chipotle everyday arent really living. collin tells the truth.

freebirds! www.freebirds.com (http://www.freebirds.com)

chipotle is so meh i can barely stand it.

bwana

[CollinEstes]

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Chipotle

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If you guys that love Chipotle even make it down to Houston or College Station or Austin Texas you should go to Freebirds because it straight works Chipotle.

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ha i know. theyre all suckas. they love the chipotle and they dont even know what a good burrito is. ive never mentioned it because i figured theyd get upset. all of you who profess your undying love to chipotle everyday arent really living. collin tells the truth.

freebirds! www.freebirds.com (http://www.freebirds.com)

chipotle is so meh i can barely stand it.

bwana

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No doubt, I think there is one around Berkley too.

[bwana devil]

and my most hated OOT post is:

"went to chipotle last night. rate my play."

SHUT UP!!!!!! it's a freakin' crappy burrito that you get about three choices on how to make it.

bwana

[man]

I gotta go with "none" here. it's badass. but I'm not sure why.

2 slice cheese & pepperoni pizza from La Novas
10 Medium Chicken wings form Anchor Bar and Grill
1 Slime dog from Louies
1 Grande Soft Taco from Taco Bell (with fire sauce)
3 pieces my moms fried chicken w/BBQ Sauce
1 Polish Dog from Ted's
1 Mineo & Sapeos Sausage (Cappicola and Provolone Stuffed)
1 Order General Tso's Chicken (Extra Spicy)
1 McDonalds Cheeseburger
1 Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper
1 Frozen Coke mixed with Frozen Cherry Crush
1 Jager Bomb
1 Entire Cheescake made by my mother

[TheMainEvent]

hijack time:

What badass one liner do you say right before they flip the switch?

[TheMainEvent]

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2 slice cheese & pepperoni pizza from La Novas
10 Medium Chicken wings form Anchor Bar and Grill
1 Slime dog from Louies
1 Grande Soft Taco from Taco Bell (with fire sauce)
3 pieces my moms fried chicken w/BBQ Sauce
1 Polish Dog from Ted's
1 Mineo & Sapeos Sausage (Cappicola and Provolone Stuffed)
1 Order General Tso's Chicken (Extra Spicy)
1 McDonalds Cheeseburger
1 Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper
1 Frozen Coke mixed with Frozen Cherry Crush
1 Jager Bomb
1 Entire Cheescake made by my mother

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well done

[M0n3y0nf1r3]

"This is soooo [censored] rigged."

-some sort of BBQ chicken and pork
-some sort of cheeseburger with lots of bacon
-large basket of Frings
-couple slices of NY style pizza
-jamba juice
-newcastle
-ice cream sundae
-hash brownies

[Bizot]

agreed

[Blarg]

It would have one hell of a big lobster in it. And don't make me have to keep asking for more melted butter.

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-newcastle


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I don't think they allow beer...we are talking about inmates in TX and not one on the website says beer. Does anyone know if they would allow you to get a beer or not? I read through about 30 of the meals and didn't see one beer.

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2 slice cheese & pepperoni pizza from La Novas
10 Medium Chicken wings form Anchor Bar and Grill
1 Slime dog from Louies
1 Grande Soft Taco from Taco Bell (with fire sauce)
3 pieces my moms fried chicken w/BBQ Sauce
1 Polish Dog from Ted's
1 Mineo & Sapeos Sausage (Cappicola and Provolone Stuffed)
1 Order General Tso's Chicken (Extra Spicy)
1 McDonalds Cheeseburger
1 Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper
1 Frozen Coke mixed with Frozen Cherry Crush
1 Jager Bomb
1 Entire Cheescake made by my mother

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^^^
I have seen the man eat /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
That was only the appitizer /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Anywho, I would go with a Puerco Pibil con aroz blanco. A side of chilaquiles with mexican cheese. Some tortillas w/crema mexicana and salt rolled up. As desert I love corn bread /images/graemlins/tongue.gif and to drink would have to be my beloved PEPSI /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[goofball]

i thought this one looked good

"Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb"

[hobbsmann]

5 lb sherry braised alaskin kind crab and a bottle of really nice white wine.

[tonypaladino]

Does anyone else find it really morbid to be thinking about this?


Anyways, I guess my last meal would be:

A roast pork hero from Johnny Ricardi's Deli
My mom's chicken parm on a hero
My mom's pasta bolognese
A Shake Shack Double Shack Burger
Large McDonalds Fries
20 Piece McDonalds Nuggets
2 Char grilled rare Filet Mignons
2 Lobster Tails w/ Butter
Smashed Yukon Gold Potatos
A Liter of coke
A kitchen sink sundae.

[tonypaladino]

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http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

You?

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a few days ago i heard that an inmate requested cigarettes during his final meal but inmates werent allowed to smoke. so as a substitute the prison offered to give him a nicotine patch. brilliant.

bwana

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I can't beleive the anti-smoking fascists have made it so that a man about to be executed can't even have a smoke. It's sick.

[dblgutshot]

I hope he chewed the nicotine patch

[tonypaladino]

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hijack time:

What badass one liner do you say right before they flip the switch?

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"Hahahah You'll never know where I hid the plans!"