Shave those nuts clean? Official 2+2 body hair poll

Since the vast majority of this forum is males, I'm going to ask the women of this forum (all 5 of you) to please abstain from participating in this poll (to avoid skewing the results). Here we go:

[Brainwalter]

This needed to be done.

For the record, I have my doubts that it's even possible to wax your nuts without causing some serious dammage and/or pain beyond what any male is capable of enduring. But I put it on there just in case.

[Brainwalter]

Which of the first 11 voters does not grow any hair above the shaft?! We won't laugh.

[roundest]

Even considering any of this is quite effeminate. Mr. metrosexual, say hello to the preppie handbook.

[siccjay]

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Even considering any of this is quite effeminate. Mr. metrosexual, say hello to the preppie handbook.

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This is silly.

[roundest]

It's sane.

[Vavavoom]

I trim my sack and shaft and everything else grows as nature intended!

[bookie socks]

You forgot armpits

[PoBoy321]

Penis gets trimmed, eyebrows get waxed due to a serious unibrow problem, everything else is au naturale.

[pokerdirty]

I feel this poll is incomplete unless you discuss ass hair.

[samjjones]

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Penis gets trimmed

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WTF!

[Georgia Avenue]

OP:

What does "hair above the shaft" mean, zigactly?

Happy Trail/Southern Beer Gut region?
Or <shudder> those pioneers that creep towards Northern Headonia?

I hope for A. ,

--GA

[Gunny Highway]

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This needed to be done.

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It has been, several times.

[man]

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male (participant)
146 97%

female (I just want to see the results. This is the only question i'm answering)
5 03%


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this part always makes me laugh.

I shaved my legs for halloween, and I have to admit, I kinda liked it. but I couldn't bring myself to shave it consistently.

as for everything else, it's trimmed. it's only decent.

[The once and future king]

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I trim my sack and shaft and everything else grows as nature intended!

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Utter shock that someone would do this.

Please elaborate. Cant be for the chicks as not going to turn you down for a hairy shaft area.

[ThaSaltCracka]

you forgot back/shoulder hair.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

I trim downstairs. Besides that I don't have chest hair and only have to shave every couple days.

[wdeadwyler]

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you forgot back/shoulder hair.

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Yea, I think it would be very interesting to see the results for this category.

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you forgot back/shoulder hair.

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Damn you shoulder hair. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[mason55]

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Please elaborate. Cant be for the chicks as not going to turn you down for a hairy shaft area.

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You're obviously not very hairy. True, once you're in bed a chick isn't going to leave, but she's much more likely to sleep with you again if it's not a jungle down there.

[PokerFink]

"At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

I shave my ass and nuts/dick. Im naturally hairy, and we cant be havin that [censored].

[TheIrishThug]

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you forgot back/shoulder hair.

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i wish my back hair could just decide. like it would be one thing if there was a decent amount of it, then fine i can deal with back hair. but when there r literally less than 20 hair scatters around my shoulders, well that's just weird.

[TheMetetron]

Wow, I feel a whole lot gayer now that I'm one of 5 that waxes their eyebrows and one of 10 that trims their leg and/or arm hair.

Bastards.