if you could trade places with one celebrity...

[daryn]

who would it be? no BS answers like, "i wouldn't want to be anyone but myself".. while that may be true, it's uninteresting beyond belief


i would trade with sacha baron cohen, HANDS DOWN


mostly for this reason:
http://members.fortunecity.com/bombones12/especial/isla/isla07.jpg

but also:

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/06.10/photos/artsart.jpg

[jokerthief]

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who would it be? no BS answers like, "i wouldn't want to be anyone but myself".. while that may be true, it's uninteresting beyond belief


i would trade with sacha baron cohen, HANDS DOWN


mostly for this reason:
http://members.fortunecity.com/bombones12/especial/isla/isla07.jpg

but also:

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/06.10/photos/artsart.jpg

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Is that the guy from the Tmobile posers commercial?

I would pick Dave Matthews and do nothing but tour small venues. That would be so much fun that all the money I would be missing out on would be meaningless.

[MonkeeMan]

Are we permitted time travel? Yes?

Then it's Keith Richards around 1962 to present day.

http://www.nndb.com/people/574/000022508/krich-young.jpg

[daryn]

no time travel allowed!

[willie]

brad pitt


you could get panties dropped instantly and that would be sick.

[NLSoldier]

nick lachey comes to mind. i know nothing about him other than that he [censored] jessica simpson alot. although i hear that is ending?

seriously tho i wouldnt trade with anyone.

[shant]

Kanye West

[MonkeeMan]

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no time travel allowed!

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damn, back to the drawing board.

OK, whoever's banging Charlize Theron.

[lapoker17]

Steve Nash.

[Blarg]

Jesus Christ I had no idea he at one point looked so normal. Mick always seemed to look like Mick, but Richards looks like he came from another planet.

I wouldn't mind being Matt Damon or Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys live really sweet lives and are able to get into projects that are really worth doing and being proud of. And Damon and Clooney are quite smart and talented. I wouldn't mind being Ben Affleck either -- very smart, very good looking, rich, Oscar winning writer at a very young age, very good poker player, gives chicks a pass that half the nation is slobbering over -- I'm not that fond of his movies at all, but he's young still and has it together in a huge way.

I think Oscar De La Hoya has had to eat some decisions and bad luck that were unusual for a guy of his talent, and that must have been really tough and humbling, but that guy has lived a pretty charmed life and I bet he's having a ball 24/7. I wouldn't mind being in his place. Warts and all, he has his sh*t together to a degree that's extraordinary for a boxer, and for anyone else too.

[BCPVP]

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brad pitt


you could get panties dropped instantly and that would be sick.

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Pitt specifically for who's panties he's dropping! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Landon_McFly]

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Kanye West

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You could do so much better.

I'm half-black, so I'll pick a white guy and a black guy

Black Guy - Usher

White Guy - Johnny Depp

There isn't a woman on this planet who would turn down sex with either of these men. Just ask any girl.

BTW: If they say no they're obviously lying

[Crveballin]

Charlie Sheen, because this is what you get to come home to:

http://media.santabanta.com/gallery/global%20celebrities(f)/denise%20richards/denise%20richards17e.jpg


http://luvtheboobs.com/celebs/Denise_Richards_Playboy_2004/1366991724.jpg

[craig r]

Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

[Blarg]

I'm not even sure Johnny Depp qualifies as a man anymore. Is it his salary?

From Pirates of the Carribean where he bizarrely fruited it up to the full-on Michael Jackson of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory(and neither of these roles seemed to need a flaming touch or benefit by it at all), he seems to be going on a public exploration of some private fantasies or something. It doesn't seem like it has anything to do with the characters he's portraying, and just seems like a repeated bizarre choice.

I actually have liked Johnny Depp before, for his willingness to take on unusual roles. Now it seems he's not so much taking on unusual roles as taking on relatively ordinary roles and weirding them out.

[Landon_McFly]

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I believe so.

Regardless, I think Sheen's a douchebag and I'd rather just be her and touch myself all day long

[Dantes]

I don't even like jolie but the answer is obviously brad effing pitt. I mean cmon.

To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Blarg]

As beautiful a woman as you could get, good call.

The kid screwed up his life big time in a lot of ways, but he's had such a cushiony lucky existence that it pretty much didn't matter what he did, bouncing back was assured. Definitely a charmed life.

Too bad he blew it with such an impossibly beautiful woman.

[istewart]

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

[craig r]

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

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This isn't the first time this happened today either. I barely watch T.V., so I must get this stuff when I am signing into hotmail or something. Today, my wife says, "I didn't know that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachae (sp?) broke up." I respond, "You didn't know that?", in a shocked tone.

craig

[MonkeeMan]

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Jesus Christ I had no idea he at one point looked so normal. Mick always seemed to look like Mick, but Richards looks like he came from another planet.

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I had a chance encounter with him about 17 years ago, and even then his face had the deepest wrinkles I've ever seen.

[shant]

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Black Guy - Usher

White Guy - Johnny Depp

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You're right. Usher is probably just as paid as Kanye and gets more ass. I think Depp would get a lot less action than either of those guys.

[MasterShakes]

LeBron James

I wanted the following qualifications:
1) Younger than me (27)
2) Rich enough to retire super comfortably
3) Lots of hottie options

He has it all at 20.

[NLSoldier]

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

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This isn't the first time this happened today either. I barely watch T.V., so I must get this stuff when I am signing into hotmail or something. Today, my wife says, "I didn't know that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachae (sp?) broke up." I respond, "You didn't know that?", in a shocked tone.

craig

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wtf, i didnt know craig was married?

[imported_anacardo]

LeBron in a walk.

[Brainwalter]

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To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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You [censored] this one up.

[housenuts]

jenna jameson. think of all the cock you'd get.

[Crveballin]

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I believe so.

Regardless, I think Sheen's a douchebag and I'd rather just be her and touch myself all day long

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I thought they got back together "for the kid". I dont really know.

[BCPVP]

I originally thought divorced too, but it looks like the latest is they got back together. Meh, Richards looks very nice, but I can never stand her acting. Except maybe in those two scenes from Wild Things...

[coolhandkuhn]

Wayne Gretzky. You get to be the best ever at what you do/did (hockey), and your wife is incredibly hot.

The only other choice would be Hugh Hefner, but outside of banging solid 9s (minus one point for none of them having a brain) your whole life, what have you accomplished (not that one NEEDS to accomplish more than having sex with 9s when you're 50 years older than them...)?

Winston Churchill gets the bronze medal...just b/c he was a badass, and witty to boot. Lack of known hot tail drops him down to third.

Edit: [censored], didn't see that time travel wasn't allowed. I vote Matt Lienart.

[Blarg]

She's an actress now?

[Crveballin]

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I originally thought divorced too, but it looks like the latest is they got back together. Meh, Richards looks very nice, but I can never stand her acting. Except maybe in those two scenes from Wild Things...

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Who cares about her acting? I dont think Sheen was married to her for her acting.

[BCPVP]

Well if time travel is allowed (and someone said no), then Dr. Dominic deserves a vote!

[TheMainEvent]

This one is so easy and no one got it yet

http://www.prisonpotpourri.com/ROYALSandCELEBS2/Tiger%20Woods%20and%20fianee%20Elin%20Nordegren.ap .jpg

[scott8]

Clearly Bono.

[billymonk]

Assuming athletes are allowed: Matt Stajan.

[Blarg]

This thread is not complete until someone says Scott Sapp.

[Vavavoom]

Wilt Chamberlain...No further explanation required...

[Alex/Mugaaz]

Arnold.

[Blarg]

Being Arnold is too high a price to pay to be Arnold.

[TheMainEvent]

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This thread is not complete until someone says Scott Sapp.

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Do you mean Scott Stapp? I would SCKM

It's a dead-heat between Valentino Rossi, and Kelly Slater. I can't decide, but I think it's Rossi.

[Landon_McFly]

Still haven't decided on the most correct answer to this thread, but here's the most incorrect answer.

Clint Howard

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/cinderella_man/clint_howard/manpre.jpg

[bennyk]

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Being Arnold is too high a price to pay to be Arnold.

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This is pure brilliance.

http://www.pokerplayernewspaper.com/biophotos/31-lg.jpg
baller

[billymonk]

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Assuming athletes are allowed: Matt Stajan.

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Too late to edit, but I submit my non-athlete back up anyways. Dwight Yoakam.

[ChipWrecked]

My first reaction was Brad Pitt.....

but upon further reflection the answer is clearly El Diablo.

Goethe. Maybe.

[diebitter]

David Hasselhoff

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
LeBron in a walk.

[/ QUOTE ]

DiCaprio- This guys life consists of banging any women he wants, partying in Vegas, and getting 8 digits to make a movie once a year.

[stigmata]

This guy in the 60's:
http://www.inglisdesign.com/maggiesbestofbritish/football/images/george.jpg

[Punker]

Tiger would be a solid choice...clearly the best, in a non contact, individual sport with little to no risk of injury. I've always thought Will Smith looked like he was having an utterly awesome time in life.

[man]

david byrne. preferably via time travel, but old david byrne is cool too.

How about Ashton Kutcher?

When I'm not busy pounding Demi, I could laugh hysterically at Bruce Willis the rest of the day. Every day. That sounds like a pretty good life, even if Im wearing a stupid trucker hat.

Doing Punks on people seems like way too much fun as well. Good choice.

[Soul Daddy]

Being Tom Brady would probably be pretty fun.

[elwoodblues]

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Jesus Christ...

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I totally thought that was your answer.

[2planka]

Lebron James. Young, loaded, and all the pu$$y money can buy.

[patrick_mcmurray]

Chris Martin of Coldplay. I hate their music, but GP would be worth it /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[kenberman]

Prince Harry.

you're rich as hell, and don't even have to work (play basketball, be a rock star, whatever).

you can get any girl you want, b/c she'll be royalty - literally - when she marries you.

and you don't have to deal w/ all the press/nonsense of being your older brother, who will be King one day, which is mostly just a pain in the ass.

[Lazymeatball]

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To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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this has beend said, but man do you look dumb here. could you please reply admitting your mistake?

[CCass]

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http://www.pokerplayernewspaper.com/biophotos/31-lg.jpg
baller

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You know he gets any chick he wants.

[pokerdirty]

White - Jude Law
Black - P. Diddy
Female - Scarlett J.

[Cancuk]

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Assuming athletes are allowed: Matt Stajan.

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Why would you want to be a second line kid for the Maple Leafs who still lives at home when you could be anybody?

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Wilt Chamberlain...No further explanation required...

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I also sometimes think being dead would be cool.

Still, I'm going with Tiger Woods.

[Cancuk]

Beckham, David
Pitt, Brad

[BreakfastBurrito]

Marat Safin. Just a sick amount of talent and I think I could have a lot more fun with his life than he seems to.

[Dominic]

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jenna jameson. think of all the cock you'd get.

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do you have a secret crush on me or something?

[imported_CaseClosed326]

Brady Quinn or peyton manning.

[RunDownHouse]

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Brady Quinn

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Why you'd choose a college QB living in South Bend, IN, instead of the king of SoCal is beyond me.

[BeerMoney]

Barron Vangor Toth.

[M2d]

if the switch were for a short period of time, I'd choose someone like stephen hawking just to see what it's like to be so damned smart.
if it was permanent, I'd go with either arod or michelle wie

[astroglide]

your 'mostly for this reason' pic is dead /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Lazymeatball]

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your 'mostly for this reason' pic is dead /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Isla Fisher
http://www.famous-people-search.com/isla_fisher/isla_fisher_pictures/isla_fisher_004.jpg

[imported_CaseClosed326]

I am a big time homer.

[astroglide]

is that the girl that is 'his sister' in the pics with them having sex in one of his skits?

[Sightless]

Mandy Moore or whoever is farking her

I wouldn't want to be too famous or rich. I think I'd resent the lack of freedom that would bring. Maybe someone like Michael Owen or Cillian Murphy. Stardom in the UK, semi-anonymous in the rest of the world.

[Sephus]

lebron james is a great answer.

[Amid Cent]

That guy on the HBO show Cathouse who owns the place. He gets to bang the hookers any time he wants AND he takes 50% of all the $$$$. Cha ching.

[MelK]

Haley Joel Osment

Young, will be 18 in a few months
Rich
Great career prospects
attractive to women
and maybe I can see a few dead people. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[astroglide]

i think i'd go with matt damon. not because of rounders. he just seems down to be a cool guy, and i like the 'insider outsider' impression he has with regard to hollywood. completely welcome, but doesn't seem to be a part of the system. plus the rich/famous stuff and all that comes along with it.

[swede123]

Jack Johnson. He's a world class surfer, a popular (especially with the ladies) musician, and if he ever needs something to fall back on he's supposedly a very talented cinematographer.

Swede

[WEASEL45]

michael schumaker

[B Dids]

A few points- and I should kill myself for knowing this, but there was nothing to read during Thanksgiving but a People.

Mandy Moore is being nailed by Zack Braff.

Sheen and Denise are back together.

As I've stated many times, I want to be daryn.

I'm surprised no one went with Ron Jeremy or Peter North (although the unlimited pussy factor is the #1 motivation behind most choices.)

I think I'd like to be Phil Ivey. Beyond talented, rich, young, doesn't have to put up with being in the tabloids like Pitt or other movie stars, married his HS sweetheart. It would be awesome to play p***r at that level and murder the competition.

If he doesn't qualify as a celebrity, then Derek Jeter (I would never have dated Mariah Carey though.)

Prince Harry is a good choice. So is Hugh Hefner.

ScottieK

[daryn]

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is that the girl that is 'his sister' in the pics with them having sex in one of his skits?

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no no, that is the chick from wedding crashers.

[SomethingClever]

Either LeBron James or Dwyane Wade.

[astroglide]

actually i think i should amend my vote to whoever gets to eat keira knightley's ass and drink a dr. pepper.

[Emmitt2222]

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Haley Joel Osment

Young, will be 18 in a few months
Rich
Great career prospects
attractive to women
and maybe I can see a few dead people. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

This is a pretty good answer. He isn't too popular that he has to deal with lots of crap like tabloids, but he definitly has money. He is also very smart supposedly, saw something about him conducting an ochestra when he was around 10. I would just get a better haircut once I was him and I'm sure I could get the ladies.

[Toro]

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I'm surprised no one went with Ron Jeremy

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Notwithstanding the pussy, have you seen this guy lately? He had a guest appearance on Las Vegas last night and he is beyond hideous. There's no amount of pussy that would make me want to look like this guy.

[Dantes]

Prince harry is a terrible answer. He does NOT get to bang any chick he wants, he's constantly hounded by tabloids, plus he's fugly.

[tomdemaine]

Larry David

Matt Leinart in a heartbeat. He's the biggest thing in Hollywood. Went to Jessica Simpson's birthday last year. Goes to mad parties. Chills at his apartment all day. Has one class and it's ballroom dancing. Has a hot girlfriend on the basketball team. Has everyone hot celebrity's phone number in his cell. Gonna be drafted top 3 and make millions. What a pimp.

[CollinEstes]

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Matt Leinart in a heartbeat. He's the biggest thing in Hollywood. Went to Jessica Simpson's birthday last year. Goes to mad parties. Chills at his apartment all day. Has one class and it's ballroom dancing. Has a hot girlfriend on the basketball team. Has everyone hot celebrity's phone number in his cell. Gonna be drafted top 3 and make millions. What a pimp.

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Hell yeah. This guy runs a campus which argueable has the hottest girls in the nation at it.

Runner up for me would be Jack Johnson like swede said.

[PokerBob]

....whoever is banging Angelina Jolie. I would like to do many things to her.

[TheMainEvent]

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Runner up for me would be Jack Johnson like swede said.

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Wow you're right Jack Johnson is a really good choice. Good level of fame too...Most people wouldn't recognize you walking down the street...yet girls know all the words to your songs by heart

[CollinEstes]

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Runner up for me would be Jack Johnson like swede said.

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Wow you're right Jack Johnson is a really good choice. Good level of fame too...Most people wouldn't recognize you walking down the street...yet girls know all the words to your songs by heart

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Yeah not only that but the dude lives on the beach in Hawaii and surfs pretty much everyday.

[Alobar]

Jessica beil, and then id [censored] harder than anyone in the history of the world.

I know dave mathews gets HATED on here, but thats a really good answer too. Its got to be one of the most azaming feelings to perform infront of tens of thousands of people, and he can pull as much ass as anyone else out there.

[craig r]

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Runner up for me would be Jack Johnson like swede said.

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Wow you're right Jack Johnson is a really good choice. Good level of fame too...Most people wouldn't recognize you walking down the street...yet girls know all the words to your songs by heart

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Yeah not only that but the dude lives on the beach in Hawaii and surfs pretty much everyday.

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BUT, you would have to be Jack Johnson.
craig

[M0n3y0nf1r3]

Zack braff from scrubs, Id do any of the females on the cast... + doing the show would be good times.
-Andrew

[craig r]

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Zack braff from scrubs, Id do any of the females on the cast... + doing the show would be good times.
-Andrew

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Plus, you got to kiss Natalie Portman.

I really like your answer.

craig

[TimM]

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I don't even like jolie but the answer is obviously brad effing pitt. I mean cmon.

To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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If I traded places with a girl I would become a lesbian. That would be pretty cool, I think. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif